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DmWelcome to the internet!
Have a look around
GmAnything that brain of yours
Can think of can be found
We've got mFountains of content
Some better, some worse
If A7none of it's of interest to you
You'd be the first
DmWelcome to the internet!
Come and take a seat
Would you Gmlike to see the news
Or any famous women's feet?
There's Fno need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
A7Just nod or shake your head
And we'll do the rest
DmWelcome to the internet!
What would you prefer?
Would you Gmlike to fight for
Civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be Fhappy! Be horny!
Be bursting with rage!
A7We've got a million
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DmWelcome to the internet!
Put your cares aside
Here's a Gmtip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We've got Fmovies and doctors
And fantasy sports
And a A7bunch of colored-pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in
Harry Potter Dmfucking each other
Welcome to the internet!
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a Gmrandom guy just kindly
Sent you photos of his cock
They are Fgrainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
A7Don't act surprised
You know you like it, you whore
DmSee a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
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Tell us every thought you think
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DmHere's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why Gmwomen never fuck you
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