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It's abouCt all thFe sad stuffC/G. Just pictuEmre a depressed onion cutting itself
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I met a Chomeless man named FRich
CIsn't that Gterrible?
I saw a fClyer for a lost Fdog
And the Amdog didn't have any leEmgs
I saw a dCiabetic kFid trAmick-or-Gtreating
I saCw a giraffe whoF had a short neck
AmThat was sad,G or a deer
EI saw an Fold man get Chit by a Gtrain
He didn't Esee it in the pouring rFain
He didn't hCear me shout, "Look out for the tGrain!" E
Because I didn't say anything
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CI justF thought C/Gto myself, "EmOoh, this is gonna be sad."
C F C/GAnd it Emwas
C FI'm aC/G geniusEm
I saw a Cman with only one eye F
CIn a 3D Gmovie
I saw a Clittle boy drop his ice crFeam cone
AmDirectly on his mother's corpEmse
I saw a Ckitten stuck in a tFree
Then the Amkitten jumped off and he Ghung himself
I saw a boCy who had redF hair Am G
EI went to a Fstore looking for Csomething to Gbuy
But they only sold paEintings of the same sad gFuy
No, Cwait--this store sells Gmirrors!
See what I Edid there?
Let's rock! No C Em F Fm
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(The last chord progression of spoken
Section, ending with the G on "I'm a
Sociopath!".)
Spoken
The world's so sad, bros. Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism
But I've gotta remember there's good things about it too
Like the fact that none of that's happening to me! Score! Still
Though, it's hard not to be sad about it. How do y'all do it? I've
Been telling you guys terribly sad things this whole song; you
Haven't been sad at all. You've been--you've been happy--no
You've been laughing. That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything
It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world! I mean not for the
People that are actually sad, but the people like us that've gotta
Fucking deal with them all the time. Being a comedian isn't being
An insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses
Of the public; it's being a hero. The world isn't sad. The world's
Funny! I'm a sociopath!
I saw an Cold man slip and fFall
AmHey, what a fucking Gidiot
I saw a Cwoman at her daughter's Ffuneral
AmHa ha ha. GClassic comedy
CEverything that once was Fsad
AmIs somehow Gfunny now
The HColocaust and F9/11
AmThat shit's funny G24/7, cuz
ETragedy will be excFlusively jCoked abGout
Because my eEmpathy is bumming me Fout C
Goodbye, sGadness E
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