
Chords used
G
D
C
Em
Bm
Am
Bb
Dm
Dbm
Cm
F
Eb
Bbmaj7
Bmaj7
Edim
Gm
A
D7
E
A7
D/F
B
E7
F#7
Gmaj7
G/B
C/E
Db7
Gm7
F#m
B9
Ebdim
Amaj7
Abm
B7
Eadd9
Fm
E6
C#m
1.
Accidental Racist
Key: GMediumG
D
C
Em
Bm
Am
GTo the man that waited on me at the DStarbucks down on Main, I Chope you underGstandD
When GI put on that t-shirt, the only Dthing I meant to say is CI'm a Skynyrd Gfan
The Cred flag on my Emchest somehow is like the eDlephant in the corner of the south
G And I just wDalked him right in the Croom
Just a Cproud rebel son with an 'Emol can of worms
D Lookin' like I got a lot to learn,G but from my point of Cview
I'm just a Gwhite man comin' to you from the Dsouthland
Tryin' to Cunderstand what it's like Gnot to Dbe
I'm proud of Gwhere I'm from but not everyBmthing we've done
And it Cain't like you and me can re-write GhistorDy
Our generEmation didn't start this Dnation
We're still Gpickin' up the pieces, walkin' on eggshells, Cfightin' over yesterday
And Gcaught between southern CprideD and the southern Gblame
GThey called it Reconstruction, fixed the Dbuildings, dried some tears
We're still Csiftin' through the rubble after a Ghundred-fifty Dyears
I try to Gput myself in your shoes and that's a Dgood place to begin
But it Cain't like I can walk a mile in Gsomeone else's Dskin
'Cause I'm a Gwhite man livin' in the Dsouthland
Just like Cyou I'm more than what you GseDe
I'm proud of Gwhere I'm from but not everyBmthing we've done
And it Cain't like you and me can re-write GhistorDy
Our geneEmration didn't start this Dnation
And we're still Gpaying for mistakes
That a bunch of folks made Clong before we came
And caught Gsomewhere between southern CprideD and southern Gblame
(verse-rap)
(no chord)
Dear Mr. White Man, I wish you understood
What the world is really like when you're livin' in the hood
Just because my pants are saggin' doesn't mean I'm up to no good
You should try to get to know me, I really wish you would
Now my cChains are Ggold but I'm still misunderstood D
I wasn't there when Sherman's March turned the south into firewood
C I want you to get paid but be a Gslave I never could
FeelD like a new fangled Django, dodgin' invisible white hoods
So when I Amsee that white cowboy hat, I'm thinkin' it's not all good
I guess we're both guilty of judgin' the cover not the book
I'd Clove to buy you a beer, conversate and clear the air
But I see that red flag and I think you wish I wasn't here
I'm just a Gwhite man, Comin' to you from the Dsouthland
(If you don't judge my do-rag)
Tryin' to Cunderstand what it's like Gnot to Dbe
(I won't judge your red flag) (yeah)
I'm proud of Gwhere I'm from
(If you don't judge my gold chains)
But not Bmeverything we've done
(I'll forget the iron chains)
it Cain't like you and me can re-write GhistorDy
(Can't re-write history baby)
GOh, Dixieland
(The relationship between the Mason-Dixon needs some fixin')
I Dhope you understand, what this is all Cabout
(Quite frankly I'm a black Yankee but I've been thinkin' about this lately)
CI'm a son of the new south
(The past is the past, you feel me)
And I just Amwant to Gmake things Cright
(Let bygones be bygones)
Where all that's Amleft is Gsouthern Cpride
G (RIP Robert E. Lee but I've gotta thank Abraham Lincoln for freeing me, know what I mean)
(It's real, it's real It's truth)
2.
It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway
Key: BbHardBb
Dm
Dbm
Cm
F
Eb
Bbmaj7
Bmaj7
Edim
G
Gm
C
I think these chord shapes are the easiest way to play this song, so I've
tabbed it how I played it.
Nearly all barre chords, but easy enough if you can change chords quickly.
Bb = 688766 Dm = x57765
Dbm = x46654 Cm = x35543
F = 133211 Bb(2) = x13331
Eb = xx5343 Bbmaj7 = x13231
Edim = xx2323 G = 355433
Gm = 355333 C = x35553
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Oh lighten Bbup, Dmwhere's your sense of Dbmhumor?
They're just Cmtiny little Frumors
That I Cmstarted 'cause I'm Flookin' out for Bbyou. F
Oh settle Bbdown, I'm Dmjust a little Dbmjealous,
And I'm Cmsure those other Ffellas
Never Cmonce believed the Flies I told were Bbtrue.
Like the Ebtime I told that cowboy that you Bbmaj7used to be a man,
And the Fdoctor you were datin' that you Bmaj7hide your wedding band.
Even Ebif I am resEdimponsible for Bbscaring them aGway,
You Cmreally ought to Fthank me, I was Cmdoin' you a Ffavour,
'Cause it Cmnever woulda Fworked out anyBbway.
Oh can't you Bbsee, the Dmreason that I'm Dbmdoin'
All the Cmcrazy things I'm Fdoin',
Is beCmcause I really Fcare about you Bbgirl. F
And I'll adBbmit I Dmgo a little Dbmfarther
Than I Cmknow I probably Foughta,
But it's Cmall because I Fneed you in my Bbworld.
Like the Ebtime I told that lawyer that you Bbmaj7spent a year in jail,
And the Fsalesman you were seein' you hang Bmaj7out at cheap motels.
Even Ebif I am resEdimponsible for Bbscaring them aGway,
You Cmreally ought to Fthank me, I was Cmdoin' you a Ffavour,
'Cause it Cmnever woulda Fworked out anyBbway.
BbINSTDmRUMEDbmNTAL Cm F Cm F Bb F Bb Dm Dbm Cm F Cm F Bb
CmI can't stand the Fthought of you withBbmaj7 anybody else,
CmI know I've gone Foverboard but GmI can't Chelp myFselfF. F
Like the Ebtime I told that dentist you had Bbmaj7seven little kids,
And you Fdoubled as a dancer at the Bbmaj7strip joint on the ridge.
Even Ebif I am resEdimponsible for Bbscaring him aGway,
You Cmreally ought to Fthank me, I was Cmdoin' you a Ffavour,
'Cause it Cmnever woulda Fworked out anyBbway.
It's Cmall because I Flove you and I Cmcan't stop thinkin' Fof you,
And it Cmnever woulda Fworked out anyBbway.
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/ = slide up p = pulloff
h = hammer-on \ = slide down
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LEAD GUITAR SOLO (halfway through instrumental)
ENDING
3.
Two people fel in love
Key: CMediumC
F
Am
G
Dm
CFAmG
CA baby's born I the middle ofF the night
In a lCocal delivery room F
CThey grab his feet, smack'em till he cries;F
He goes home Amthe next afternoonG F
C'Fore you know it he's off to schoFol
And then he graduatCes in May F
CGoes out and gets a Ph.D., thFen cures all soAmrts of thinGgs F
DmWins a Nobel PrizeG and saves a million diffCerent lives F
DmThe worlds a better place Gfor all he's done C
FIt's funny when you think aboutG the reason he's alCive F
It's aDmll because two peopleG fell in love C F Am G
II
CRight now at a picnicF shelter down by CaCney Creek F
CYou'll find potato Fsalad, hot dogsAm and baked Gbeans F
CThe whole Wilson family's Flined up, fillin' their paCper plates F
CThey've drove or flown inF hear from fifteen differenAmt stateGs F
DmWell Stanley Wilson says thaGt sixty years ago hCe knew F
DmThat Miss Emma Tucker Gwas the one C
FNow five generations geGt together everyC June F
All beDmcause two peoplGe fell in love C
Yea there ain't nothin' Gnot affected
When two hFearts get connected
CAll that is, will beG, or ever was Am
Every sinGgle choice we make
Every breaFth we get to take
Is aFll because two people Gfell in love C F Am G
III
CWell, I recall a youngF man who was
Cdriftin' aimlessly F
CAnd a young waitresFs who seemed
Amlonesome as Gcan be F
DmBut in a little cafG? right off of FourCteenth Avenue F
DmWith a whole lotta help fGrom up above C
FWe met and things sGure turned around for me Cand you F
And alDml because two people fGell in love C
Baby, there ain't nothin' noGt affected
When two hFearts get connected
CAll that is, will beG, or ever was Am
I'm glad your dad couldG not resist
Your mama's charms and youF exist
AllF because two people Gfell in love C
You know, to me it's aGll so clear
Every one oFf us is here
FAll becausGe two people fell in Clove F Am G
CA baby's born I the middle ofF the night
In a lCocal delivery room F
CThey grab his feet, smack'em till he cries;F
He goes home Amthe next afternoonG F
CFAmGC
4.
Farther Along
Key: AHardD
Bm
A
G
D7
E
A7
D/F
Em
B
E7
Dbm
F#7
By axehappy - email protected
A = x02220 G = 320003
D7 = xx0212 E = 022100
A7 = x02020 D/F# = 200232
Em = 022000 B = x24442
E7 = 020100 Dbm = x46654
F#7 = 242322
DBmADGD
A Tempted and Dtried D7we're Goften made to Dwonder,
GWhy it should Dbe Bmthus Eall the day Along.A7
While there are DotD7hers Gliving aDbout us,
GNever moDlesBmted Athough in the Dwrong.G D/F Em D
A7 Farther aDlong D7we'll Gknow all aDbout it.
GFarther aDlong Bmwe'll Eunderstand Awhy.A7
Cheer up my DbroD7ther, Glive in the Dsunshine,
GWe'll underDstand Bmit Aall by and Dby.G D/F Em D
A7 When death has Dcome D7and Gtaken our Dloved ones,
GIt leaves our Dhomes Bmso Elonely and Adrear.A7
Then do we DwonD7der Gwhy others Dprosper,
GLiving so DwicBmked Ayear after Dyear.G D/F Em D
A7 Farther aDlong D7we'll Gknow all aDbout it.
GFarther aDlong Bmwe'll Eunderstand Awhy.A7
Cheer up my DbroD7ther, Glive in the Dsunshine,
GWe'll underDstand Bmit Aall by and Dby.G D/F Em D
A7INSTDRUMD7ENTAGL D G D Bm E A A7 D D7 G D G D Bm A D G D/F Em D
A7 When we see DJeD7sus Gcoming in Dglory,
GWhen he comes Ddown Bmfrom his Ehome in the Asky.
BThen we shall Emeet E7him Ain that bright Emansion,
AWe'll underEstand Dbmit Ball by and Eby.A E
BFarther aElong E7we'll Aknow all aEbout it.
AFarther aElong Dbmwe'll F#7understand Bwhy.
Cheer up my EbroE7ther, Alive in the Esunshine,
AWe'll underEstand Dbmit Ball by and Eby.A E
Yeah, Awe'll underEstand Dbmit Ball by and Aby. E
5.
Heaven South
Key: GHardG
Em
A
Am
B
C
D
GEmAAmAmBCD
GEmAAmAmBCD
Verse
GBeer Battered chicken
EmSweet ice tea
DNight crawlers crickets
And a Czebco thirty three
GOld glory waving at you
EmAs you?re driving by the court Ahouse
AmAnd it?s just AmanoBther Cday in Dheaven Gsouth
GLittle country angel
EmLike you never seen
DTook a pair of scissors
CTo a pair of jeans
GYou pick her up on friday
And you Empucker up and
CKiss her on the mouth
AmAnd it?s just AmanoBther Cday in Dheaven Gsouth
You Ddrive down main street
And Ceverybody?s there
DSubwoofers booming like
CCannons in the square
DSign says no cruising
But Cnobody cares
AI got a girl to put my arm Caround
AmAnd it?s just AmanoBther Cday in Dheaven Gsouth
GEmAAmAmBCD
GEmAAmAmBCD
Verse
GThere's a bunch of lawn chairs
EmIn the living room
DCause there?s a ufc fight
COn payperview
GGonna thaw out deer steaks
EmGot fireworks for afterwords Atonight
AmGot to AmmakBe a little Crun for Dbeer and Gice
DDown on mainstreet
CEverybody?s there
DSubwoofers booming like
CCannons in the square
DTurn on the news You?d think
the Cworld ain?t got a prayer
ABut If you turn it off
And look Caround
Amit?s just AmanoBther Cday in Dheaven Gsouth
GEmAAmAmBCD
Verse
GEggs on the griddle
EmCoffee in my cup
DFarmer on a tractor
CKids on a bus
GOld glory waving as they
EmRaise her up above the court Ahouse
AmAnd it?s just AmanoBther Cday in Dheaven Gsouth
Outro
G Em A Amit?s just AmanoBther Cday in Dheaven Gsouth
G Em A Amit?s just AmanoBther Cday in Dheaven Gsouth
G Em A Amit?s just AmanoBther Cday in Dheaven Gsouth
G Em A Amit?s just AmanoBther Cday in Dheaven Gsouth
GEmAAmAmBCD
GEm
AAmAmBCD
6.
Letter To Me
Key: GHardG
Gmaj7
C
G/B
Am
D
D/F
Em
F
C/E
I think with these chords it should be played with a chapo on the 2nd fret
GIf I could write a letter to Gmaj7me
And Gsend it back in time to Gmaj7myself at 17
First I'd Cprove its me by saying G/Blook under your bed
There's a Amskoal can and a playboy no one Delse would know you hid
GAnd then I'd say I know it's Gmaj7tough
When you Gbreak up after seven Gmaj7months
Yea I Cknow you really liked her and G/Bit just don't seem fair
All AmI can say is pain like that is Dfast and it's rare
And GOh you D/Fgot so much Emgoing for youG going right
But CI know at G/B17 it'sAm hard to see pastD Friday night
GShe wasn't D/Fright for you and Emstill you feel like
GThere's a knife Csticking out of G/Byour back
And you're Amwonderin if Dyou'll survive
But Cyou'll make it G/Bthrough this and you'llAm see
You're still Caround to write this Dletter to Gme
At the Gstop sign at Tomlinson and Gmaj78th
GAlways stop completely Gmaj7don't just tap your brakes
And when you Cget a date with Bridgette
Make G/Bsure the tank is full
On Amsecond thought forget it that one Dturns out kinda cool
GEach and every time you have a Gmaj7fight
Just Gassume you're wrong and dad is Gmaj7right
And you should Creally thank Mrs. Brinkman
She spent G/Bso much extra time
It's like Amshe sees the diamond underneath
And she's Dpolishing you til you shine
And GOh you D/Fgot so much Emgoing for youG going right
But CI know at G/B17 it'sAm hard to see pastD Friday night
GTonights the D/Fbonfire rally
EmBut you're stayingG home instead
BeCcause if you fail G/BalgebraAm mom and dad willD kill you dead
But Ctrust me you'll squeak G/Bby and get aAm "C"
And you're still Caround to write this Dletter to Gme
CYou G/Bgot Am soG muchD up Gahead
You'll Cmake new Gfriends
You should Csee G/ByourD kids andG wife
And I'd Cend G/Bby Am saGyingD have no fear
These are CnowG/BhereAm nearG theF best yearsC/E of youDr life
I guess I'll Csee you in the mirror
When G/Byou're a grown man
P.AmS. go hug aunt Rita Devery chance you can
And GOh you D/Fgot so much Emgoing for youG going right
But CI know at G/B17 it'sAm hard to see pastD Friday night
GI wish you'd D/Fstudy Spanish
I Emwish you'd take aG typing class
I Cwish you wouldn't G/Bworry and let itAm be
I'd say Chave a little G/Bfaith and you'llAm see D
If GI could write a letter to Gmaj7me
To Gme
7.
You Have That Effect On Me
Key: EHardE
Db7
Gm7
F#m
B9
Ebdim
Bb
A
Amaj7
Abm
B7
Eadd9
Am
B
Fm
E6
This was quite tough to tab, as it is basically a jazz song, so the
chords are rather unusual. I haven't played most of these chords for
quite a while, but I've tried to get all of them that are played
tabbed out. I might have made a few small mistakes, because jazz isn't
really my thing....but I've played it through a few times, and its
pretty damn close!
I've tabbed the intro in a seperate entry....working on the solo...lol
Learn all of these chords...they're FUN!!!
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EDb7Gm7F#mB9Ebdim
EEvery Db7morninGm7' F#m the last couple of B9weeks,Ebdim
EIn between Db7shavingGm7 F#m and brushing my B9teeth.Ebdim
EI lean on the Db7sinkGm7 F#m and practice my B9lines,Ebdim
EBy now you would Db7thinkGm7 F#m they'd be memoB9rizedBb.
A Leave it to me E to come all this wayGm7,
F#m Get down on one B9kneeEbdim E and forget what to say.
Amaj7 I'm at a loss, should have Abmknown this is Db7how it Gm7would F#mbe,
'Cos you Ahave that efEbdimfect B7on Eme. Db7 Gm7 F#m Ebdim
EI must adDb7mit F#mI still don't underB7stand,
Eadd9Why I lose mDb7y heaF#md holdin' youB9r hanEbdimd.
EThere's no explaDb7nation,F#m no simple exB9cuse,Ebdim
Eadd9 For this intoDb7xicatiGm7on F#m I feel B9around yBbou.
A Now truth be known,E since I met you girlGm7,
F#m I've been walkin' aEbdimround E my own little world.
Amaj7 One look in my eyes oh, and Abmdarlin, any Db7fool Gm7 could F#msee,
That you Ahave that efEbdimfect B7on Eme.
EINSDb7TRUMGm7ENTAF#mL B9 Ebdim E Db7 Gm7 F#m B9 Bb
A You've had your eye on a Abmtwo carat Db7ring,Gm7
F#m I finally went B9out and I Ebought it.
Amaj7 Right now its at home sitting Abmon my TDb7V,
F#m Would you beAmlieve I forBgot it?
Oh but Ayou can't blame B7me,
Abm 'Cos its plain to Db7see,
That you Ahave that efEbdimfect B7on Eme.
Db7 Yeah, you Fmhave that efEbdimfect B7on Eme.
Db7 Girl, you Fmhave that efEbdimfect B7on Eme.
EENDDb7ING Gm7CHORF#mDS B9 Ebdim E Db7 Gm7 F#m Ebdim E6
8.
Two People Fell In Love
Key: CMediumC
F
Am
G
Dm
CA baby's born in the Fmiddle of the night
In a Clocal delivery Froom
CThey grab his feet, smack'em Ftill he cries;
He goes Amhome the Gnext afterFnoon
CAnd 'fore you know it he's Foff to school
And then he Cgraduates in FMay
CGoes out and gets a FPh.D., then Amcures all Gsorts of Fthings
DmWins a Nobel GPrize and saves a Cmillion different Flives
DmThe worlds a better Gplace for all he's Cdone
FIt's funny when you Gthink about the Creason he's Falive
It's Dmall because two Gpeople fell in Clove F Am G
CRight now at a Fpicnic shelter Cdown by Caney FCreek
CYou'll find Fpotato salad, Amhot dogs Gand baked Fbeans
CThe whole Wilson Ffamily's lined up, Cfillin' their paper Fplates
CThey've drove or Fflown in hear from Amfifteen Gdifferent Fstates
DmStanley Wilson Gsays that sixty Cyears ago Fhe knew
DmThat Miss Emma GTucker was the Cone
FNow five geneGrations get toCgether every FJune
DmAnd all because two Gpeople fell in Clove
Yea there ain't Gnothin' not affected
When Ftwo hearts get connected
CAll that is, wiGll be, or ever Amwas
Every Gsingle choice we make
Every Fbreath we get to take
Is Fall because two Gpeople fell in Clove F Am G C F Am F
III
CWell, I recall a Fyoung man who was Cdriftin' aimlessFly
CAnd a young waiFtress who seemed Amlonesome Gas could Fbe
DmBut in a little Gcafe right off of CFourteenth AveFnue
DmWith a whole lotta Ghelp from up aCbove
FWe met and Gthings sure turned aCround for me and Fyou
And Dmall because two Gpeople fell in Clove
Baby, there ain't Gnothin' not affected
When Ftwo hearts get connected
CAll that is, Gwill be, or ever Amwas
I'm glad your Gdad could not resist
Your mama's Fcharms and you exist
FAll because two Gpeople fell in Clove
You know, to Gme it's all so clear
Every Fone of us is here
FAll because two Gpeople fell in Clove F Am G
CA baby's born in the Fmiddle of the night
In a Clocal delivery Froom
CThey grab his feet, smack'em Ftill he cries;
He goes Amhome the Gnext afterFnoon
9.
Online
Key: GMediumG
F
C
D
Em
I workG down aFt the pizza Cpit
And GI drive an Fold HyunCdai
GI still Dlive with my Emmom and Cdad
I'm five foot three and over Dweight
I'm a Gsci-fi Ffanactic, Cmild asthmatic
GNever been to Fsecond base
But theres a Gwhole nother Dme Emyou need to Csee
go check Dout mysGpace
Cause COn G- DLine Im out in Ghollywood
Im C6 Gfoot D5 and i look Gdamn good
I Cdrive a mazerGatti im a Dblack belt in Emkarate
and I Clove a good glass of Dwine
It CturnsG girls Don that I'm myGsterious
I Ctell em Gthat I Ddont want nothing Gserious
Cause Ceven on a Gslow day DI can have a Emthree way
CChat with two women Dat one time
I'm Gso much Fcooler on-Cline.
GSo much Fcooler Conline
GI get Fhome I Ckiss my mom
And she Gfixes Fme a Csnack
And GI head Ddown to my Embasement Cbedroom
And fire Dup my GMac
GIn real Flife the Conly time I've
GEver even Fbeen to LCA
Is when GI got the Dchance With the Emmarching Cband
to play Ctuba in the Drose Gparade
But COn G- Dline I live in GMalibu
I Cpose for GCalvin DKlien, I've been in GGQ
CIm single and I'm Grich and DI got a set of Emsix pack
CAbs that would blow your Dmind
It CturnsG girls Don that I'm mysGterious
I Ctell em Gthat I Ddont want nothing Gserious
Cause Ceven on a Gslow day DI can have a Emthree way
CChat with two women Dat one time
I'm Gso much Fcooler On-Cline.
GYea I'm Fcooler onCline
When you Dgot my kinda stats its Ghard to get a date
CLet alone a Dreal girlGfriend
But I Dgrow another foot and I Glose a buncha weight
CEvery time I log Din
COn G- DLine Im out in GHollywood
Im C6 Gfoot D5 and i look Gdamn good
CEven on a Gslow day DI can have a Gthree way
CChat with two women Dat one time
GI'm so much Fcooler on-Cline.
GYea I'm Fcooler Conline
GI'm so much Fcooler on-Cline
GYea I'm Fcooler Conline
10.
Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Key: EHardE
A
B
C#m
B7
F
G
And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos
Well, its a KEung Pao Buckaroo HoAliday
WhBatever you do watch what you Esay
If youre eAasily offended well Bthats okaC#my
Its a coAmpletely non-offensive and
Bpolitically correct holiEday
EWe catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.
EHow bout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.
EE
how loveBly are thou brEanches
EWhy am I getting bleeped again?
you gotta say Holiday
No you might offend somebody.
and the atheists.
What?
Time to politically correct.
Ill lead this off.
EBE
EJimmy, are you listening?
What?
Why not?
If you can say ---- on the last record.
I didnt make the rules.
Hey listen guys, its not that difficult,
Im dreaming of a whi---- Holiday.
Why did I get bleeped?
Youve got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, Im dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that wont offend anybody.
Well, its a KEung Pao Buckaroo HAoliday
BWhatever you do watch what you Esay
If youre Aeasily offended well tBhats okaC#my
Why do these people have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so easily?
Its a complAetely non-offensive and
Bpolitically correct hEoliday
EIm just trying to come up with a song here.
Lets sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your ready?
Im ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!
EB7E
Ebearing gifts weve traveB7led real fEar.
ESorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
Oh, come on just try.
Ive got to get hyped up for this.
EWe three kings of Asia are.
EThat sounds like horse----
Oh lord, okay. How bout Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends short people.
And you cant say drummer cause
that will offend real musicians.
How bout little hahaha- town of Bethlehem.
Whats this with all the short jokes?
Hey how bout we do Silent Night?
No, itll offend people whos hard to hear
and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a shark?
SHARK?!!
This happens every year.
Well, its a KEung Pao Buckaroo HAoliday
WhBatever you do watch what you Esay
If youreA easily offended well Bthats okC#may
Its a completely non-offensive and A
Bpolitically correct Eholiday
EHohoho!
No.
I cant say ho?
No you might offend some women.
So basically we cant sing anything?
I think that a bunch of bull----.
Softer George, its more effective.
I think that a bunch of bull----.
Wait just a dang minute,
You now what? I dont care who we offend,
Louder Bill, its more effective.
I dont care who we offend,
Me too.
EA
FB
GC#m
and a Fhappy neA--- yeEar.
EWe cant say new; itll offend the old folks.
And you better not offend themus!
Yah!!
have a merry Christmas!