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And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents
a special holiday edition of the Adventures of the Kung Pao Buckaroos
Well, its a KEung Pao Buckaroo HoAliday
WhBatever you do watch what you Esay
If youre eAasily offended well Bthats okaC#my
Its a coAmpletely non-offensive and
Bpolitically correct holiEday
EWe catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.
EHow bout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
Yeah, I got one.
EE
how loveBly are thou brEanches
EWhy am I getting bleeped again?
you gotta say Holiday
No you might offend somebody.
and the atheists.
What?
Time to politically correct.
Ill lead this off.
EBE
EJimmy, are you listening?
What?
Why not?
If you can say ---- on the last record.
I didnt make the rules.
Hey listen guys, its not that difficult,
Im dreaming of a whi---- Holiday.
Why did I get bleeped?
Youve got to say Caucasian.
So I have to sing, Im dreaming of a Caucasian holiday?
Sure, that wont offend anybody.
Well, its a KEung Pao Buckaroo HAoliday
BWhatever you do watch what you Esay
If youre Aeasily offended well tBhats okaC#my
Why do these people have to feel that way?
How come they get offended so easily?
Its a complAetely non-offensive and
Bpolitically correct hEoliday
EIm just trying to come up with a song here.
Lets sing one together, everybody ready? George?
Ready.
Bill your ready?
Im ready.
Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy?
Okay!
EB7E
Ebearing gifts weve traveB7led real fEar.
ESorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
Oh, come on just try.
Ive got to get hyped up for this.
EWe three kings of Asia are.
EThat sounds like horse----
Oh lord, okay. How bout Little Drummer boy?
Nope, that offends short people.
And you cant say drummer cause
that will offend real musicians.
How bout little hahaha- town of Bethlehem.
Whats this with all the short jokes?
Hey how bout we do Silent Night?
No, itll offend people whos hard to hear
and afraid of the dark.
What did he say about a shark?
SHARK?!!
This happens every year.
Well, its a KEung Pao Buckaroo HAoliday
WhBatever you do watch what you Esay
If youreA easily offended well Bthats okC#may
Its a completely non-offensive and A
Bpolitically correct Eholiday
EHohoho!
No.
I cant say ho?
No you might offend some women.
So basically we cant sing anything?
I think that a bunch of bull----.
Softer George, its more effective.
I think that a bunch of bull----.
Wait just a dang minute,
You now what? I dont care who we offend,
Louder Bill, its more effective.
I dont care who we offend,
Me too.
EA
FB
GC#m
and a Fhappy neA--- yeEar.
EWe cant say new; itll offend the old folks.
And you better not offend themus!
Yah!!
have a merry Christmas!
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