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This gAmuy plays football
But I Fonce won the whole Gsuper bowl by myself
AmThis guy is a weightlifter
But I can Fbench an entire Gcontinental shelf
AmThat dude is a scientist
But I Falready cured all Gdiseases last week
AmAnd if that's not enough lemme ask
When was the Flast time one of these dicks killed a Gmotherfuckin' mythical beast?
FOh yeah, CI will rock your Gworld
Cause I'm a Amdragon slayer, girl!
FI shall Cnow expose my Gchest
AmDon't act like you're not impressed
FHow hard did CI just seal the Gdeal
AmWith my dragon slayer Asteel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my Fstory that's so very Etotally real
AmI rode up to the mountaintop
FIt was ninety million hundred fifty Gthousand hundred feet in the air
AmTil I found the Dragon's cave
And I Ffought through his army of Gawesome karate bears
AmThe Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we Ffought so hard I missed a longGstanding appointment for brunch
AmThen I swung my horse like a club
And it Fcaused a sonic boom that ruptured Gspace and then exploded the sun
FOh yeah, Cyou are now in Glove
With both my Amdragon slaying nuts
FI killed a Cdemon with these Ghands
Did I Gsay I'm also in a band?
FIn case Cyou might need moreG proof
I brought the Amdragon right to Ayou
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll Fattest that my story is Etotally true.
AmDragon dance!
AmI am a Fdragon!
Not some Gguy Dan met at the bus station Ein a dragon suit
FGirl let's Cgo back to my Gplace
Nothing fancy, just a Amhuge mansion in space
FCan you Cguess what's coming Gnext?
Here's a AmhIntro: I'm talking about sex
FThis is the Cbest day of your Glife
You'll be my Amdragon slayer Awife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky Fone of us is gonna be your Elover tonight?
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