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Bb I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so sBbmart and beautiful
C When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the Ebvery depths of my Fsoul
So c-c-c-c-Bbc'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going Bbon a cross-country trip
'Cause if this Cgirl and I go on one more date
We'll start a Ebmeaningful Frelationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
Eb Let's hit thBbe road
I Fwas so Gmclose to.Eb.. personal Bbgrowth
So CaliFfornia here I Gmcome
Eb I wanna Bbbone Facross the Gmnation
Ab Let's bust a Ebload of summer Ffun!
I porked Bbmost of New York
I banged 'em sBbilly in Philly
I had 'emBb screaming for Balti-more
I slapped my Cgroin on Des Moines
And dropped my pChallus in Dallas
We're onlEby halfway through DaFy Four
I g-g-g-g-gave some BbC to DC
Bust cocoBbnuts on Miami
I shot puBbree on Santa Fe
I gave some Cpenix to Phoenix
And my nuts rCattled Seattle
So hard they Ebfelt it in L.FA.
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
Eb Now here we Bbare in FCaliGmfornia
Eb These girls are Bbhot
And Brian Fbought us a new Gmyacht
He kGmilled the previous owner
Eb Let's raise the Bbsail for a FgonadGmventure
Ab This boner Ebquest has just beFgun!
Eb I left 'em Bbsmitten in Britain
And had sex Fso hard with Lima it landed Gmin Argentina
Eb Then things got Bbbeejy in Fiji
I had a Ffour-way in Norway and started Gmbreedin' with Sweden
Eb New Zealand got a Bbblast of my semen
I did some Fbutt stuff with Russians until they Gmgot a concussion
BbI Banged-laEbdesh!
Now there's Fonly one way to keep things fresh, 'cause...
Eb I've conquered BbEarth
It is Ftime to Gmmove on!
Eb Let's take a Bbrocket
Find some Fhot alien Gmsluts
Set pGmhasers to thrust
Eb No time for Bbspacesuits
I am Fway too Gmhorny!
Ab Let's show this Ebgalaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK
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