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Pick up the god dang phone
Bitch, Cmwhere the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
I Fmwasn't at the studio! Bitch, what'd you do, screw Dre?
You Cmwent there looking for me? Uh, that excuse is too lame
Dº
Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You Cmfake lying slut, you never told me you knew drake
Que FmLupe? You want to lose two legs?
Ebº
You try to flip this on me?
Dº
If I spent more time with you, you say
CmOk yeah, I'm coo-coo, hey? Well, screw you
And CmI'd be the third person who screwed you today
FmOh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Uh, touche
Cm You were too two-faced for me
Dº
Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace, but you ain't
And I can see you, and Cmyou make that little boo-boo face
Cause I'm hanging up this Fmphone, boo you make my fucking blutooth ache
Ebº
You feeling blue too late
Dº
Go smurf yourself
You make me wanna sCmmurfing puke blue kool aid
Here's what you say to someone Cmyou hate
My life'd be so much better
Fm If you just dropped dead (dead)
Cm I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thoughtCm... wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm If you dropped dead (dead)
Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
CmBetter (better)
Think I just Cmrelapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
Hop on the fFmreeway, trying to get some time alone and just think
Then the cops Cmpulled me over, but they let me go
Dº
Cause I told them I'm only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink
I'm back on my Cmfuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias? FmI hate all bitches the same, baby come on
Ebº
Excuse the pun
Dº
But bitch you're such a broad statement
And I'm channeling Cmmy anger through every single station it's on
Cause a Cmwoman broke my he-art, I say he-art
Cause you Fmripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
CmWho do you think you are?
Dº
Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off, and pick myself up off the carpet
Cm But I'll never say the L-word again
I Fmla-la-la-la
Ebº
Lesbian!
Dº
Ah!
I hope you hear this song and Cmgo into a cardiac arrest
My life would be so much Cmbetter if you just
My life'd be so much better
Fm If you just dropped dead (dead)
Cm I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thoughtCm... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm If you dropped dead (dead)
Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
CmBetter (better)
CmCause you told me
Fm You'd love me
Cm Forever
Bitch, that was a Cmlie
Now I neverFm
Ebº
Wanted someone to die
So bad in my Cmfucking life
But fuck it, there's other fish in thCme sea
And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a Fmsingle sailor for the night
Bitch, on a scale of 1 to Cm10, shit
I must be the holy grail of catches
Dº
Hoe, I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great)
I might Cmhit the club, find a chick that's tailor, made for me
Say Fmfuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
Ebº
These bitches tryna get attached, but they're failing
Dº
To latch onto the tail
Of Cmmy bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
Like I'm itchingCm to get hitched... yeah, I'm rich as a bitch
But bitches Fmain't shit, and I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
Bitch, you comCmplain when you listen to this
Dº
But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitching a bitch
That's why I'm sCmwinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and Fmtwo balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike
Ebº
So all that love, shit, is null and void
Dº
Bitch I'm a droid
I avoid Cmcupid stupid, if it wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
Cm Oi, oi, oi
Man, oh, Fmman
You boy, boy, boys getting sick at these Cmgirls, girls, girls
Dº
Oink, oink, oink, you fucking pigs, all you good boys doink, doink, doink
I got Cmninety nine problems and the bitch ain't one
She's all Fmninety nine of them, I need a machine gun
Ebº
I take 'em all out
Dº
I hope you hear this song
And go into a Cmcardiac arrest, have a heart attack
And just drop Cmdead
And I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause Cmyes!
My life'd be so much better
Fm If you just dropped dead (I hate you!)
Cm I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!)
And I thoughtCm... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm If you dropped dead (dead)
Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
CmBetter (better)
I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you
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