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Satan Egave me a taco and it made mBe really sick
AThe chicken was all raw and Ethe grease was mighty thick
EThe rice was all rancid and Bthe beans were so hard
AI was getting kinda dizzy eaEtin' all the lard
EThere was aphids on the lettBuce and I ate every one
AAnd after I was done the salEsa melted off my tongue
EPieces of tortilla got stuckB in my throat
AAnd the stains on my clothesE burned a hole through my coat
EMy stomach was tremblin' andB I broke out in a rash
AI was so dry and thirsty andE I didn't have no cash
ESo I went and found a hose tBore off all my clothes
ATurned on the water and it sEhot right up my nose
ESome old lady came along andB she flat out was a freak
ASo she beat me with her handEbag 'til I could hardly speak
EI was lying there naked my bBody badly bruised
AIn a pool of my own blood unEconscious and confused
EWhen the cops came and got mBe and threw me in their van
AAnd I woke up on the ceilingE and I couldn't find my hand
EThey took me to the judge hiBs eyes were glowing red
AThe courtroom was filled witEh witches and the dead
EThe sheriff was a hell-houndB with fangs and claws
AThe prisoners were tied up aEnd chained to the walls
EThe air was getting thick thBe smoke was getting thicker
AThe judge read the verdict sEaid Cut off his head
EWell they placed me on the aBltar they raised up the axe
AMy head was about to explodeE when I noticed the Marshall stacks
EI noticed all the smoke machBines cameras and lights
ASome guy with a microphone rEunnin' around dancin' in tights and I noticed
EThe crew and the band playinB' down below
AAnd I realized I was in a roEck 'n' roll video
ESo I went and joined the banBd and I went out on tour
AAnd I smoked a lot of heroinE and I passed out in manure
EI made out with the groupiesB started fires backstage
AMade a lot of money and I gaEve it all away
EWell the band got killed so BI started a solo career
AAnd I won all the awards andE I drank all the beer
EI opened up a taco stand jusBt to smell the smell
ACookin' with the devil, fryiEn' down in hell
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