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I don'Ct care if it Rains or freezes
GAs long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
FRidin' on the dashboard Of my cCar G
CThrough my trials And tribulations
GAnd my travels Through the nation
FWith my plastic Jesus I'll go fCar G
CRidin' down the thoroughfare WGith a nose up in the air
FA wreck may be ahead But he don't mCind G
CTrouble comin' He don't see GHe just keeps his eye on me
FAnd any other thing that lies bCehind G
CWith my plastic Jesus GGoodbye aFnd I'll Cgo fGar
CI said with my plastic GJesus SFitting on the dashboard of my Ccar G
CWhen I'm in a traffic jam GHe don't care if I say damn
F Ican let all my curses rColl G
C'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'GCos he has a plastic ear
FThe man who invented plastic Saved my Csoul G
CWith my plastic JGesus GFoodbye and I'll Cgo fGar
CI said with my plastic GJesus SFitting on the dashboard of my Ccar G
AmAn if I weave Garound at night PAmolicemen think I'm Gvery tight
FThey never find my bottle Though they Cask G
Am'Cos plastic Jesus sGhelters me FAmor his head comes oGff you see
FHe's hollow and I use him like a fClask G
GWoa Woa Woa
C - - G - - F ? C ?G (Save me)
CI don't care if it's dark or scary LoGng as I got magnetic Mary
FRidin' on the dashboard of my Ccar G
CI feel that I'm protected amply
GI've got the love of the whole damn family FRidin' on the dashboard of myC car G
CWith my plastic JGesus I said Fgoodbye And I'll gCo fGar
ACnd I said with my plastic GJesus I said Fsittin' on the dashboard of my cCar G
CWhen I'm goin' fornicatin' GI've got my ceramic Satan
FSittin' on the dashboard of my cCar G
C Women know I'm on the level
GThanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
FSneerin' from the dashboard of my caCr
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