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Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
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If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
Bb5 A5 My friend Jerry B5Vandergrift kissed me in C#5Home Ec. class E5 B5
A5Later in the afternoon some B5jarheads in the locker room C#5kicked my ass
B5 A5 I said guys I'm like B5you I like Monster Trucks E5too
Wanna see how Eb5many C#5push-ups I can A5do?
I just wish I was B5queer so I could get
E5Chicks dig guys that are
B5Queer guys that don't dig
E5Chicks that don't dig guys like B5me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugA5ly
A5But if I were B5handsome just imagine how C#5great it would be E5 B5
IncoA5gnito as a gay though but not B5actually that way though pseudo C#5homo phony
B5 A5Maybe it's a stupid theory B5or maybe just stupidiE5ty
But if I was a Eb5queerC#5bee in the fashion induA5stry
Scoring with a B5super model would be C#5easy
Cause 'super A5model' means voluptuous but B5also is synonomous with
'C#5super dumb' E5 B5
Ya see I'd A5be a good listener so she'd B5treat me like a sister and
C#5soon I'd become B5
A5 That trusted friend that B5cares that rubs her back and braids her E5hair
No it wouldn't Eb5be a C#5week before I'm in her underA5wear
I wish I was B5queer so I could get
E5Chicks dig guys that are
B5Queer guys that don't dig
E5Chicks that don't dig guys like B5me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugA5ly
E5Chicks C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5
E5C#5C#5B5A5Bb5B5B5A5C#5Eb5
C#5Chicks dig guys that are
B5Queer guys that don't dig
C#5Chicks dig guys that are
E5Queer guys B5that don't dig
C#5Chicks dig guys that are
B5Queer guys that don't dig
C#5Chicks that don't dig guys like E5me
See I'm not B5queer I'm too ugC#5ly
And I B5don't shave my heiny
C#5Don't shave my heiny
E5 See I'm not B5queer I'm too ugC#5ly
And I B5don't shave my heiny
C#5Don't shave my heiny
E5 See I'm not B5queer I'm too ugC#5ly
And I B5don't shave my heiny
C#5Don't shave my heiny
E5 See I'm not B5queer I'm too uC#5gly
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