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1.
Weenie Ride
Tom: FAvançadoF
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I wanna tFell you 'bout something Cfun
So I wDmrote you this song
If you've eFver been to DisneylCand
You know theDm lines can be real long
But FI got a ride that the bitEmches love
Dmyou won't have to wait aCt all
GAll you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend
GAnd give sexy Michael Starr a call
CI'll take your ass for a weenie ride
CSpread your cheeks and swallow your pride
FIt's scary like a roller coaster
FmIt will stretch you out so wide
CGonna take your ass for a weenie ride
CHold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside
FIt's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water sFmlide
It's a weenie ride
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I want to sFing about a thing that's fuCnner than a swing
And bDmetter than the monkey bars
You can Ftake it on the couch or your wCater bed
Or in tDmhe back of your Daddy's car
And it'sF open all day, nightEm time too
DmSeven fucking daCys a week
GIt only shuts down intermittently
GSo I can take a leak
CSo put that snatch on a weenie ride
CRide her face down or on your side
FYou'll be amazed what you can fit in there
FmWhen some leverage is applied
AmOpen your legs for a weGenie ride
CYou won't be the first to F#msee it and cry
FJust bring the baby wipes and soGme Astroglide
AmIt's a weenie ride, oGh yeah
FEAmGFEAmGFEAmGCD
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DScream for me
DScream out in ecstasy
AHoney, won't you try the wFeenie ride
GYou're never gonna be the same
GBaby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can'Ct take a little pain?Dm G
CStep right up for a weenie ride
CIt's even more fun when you're gagged and tied
FOops, I think I got a little DNA
FmAll over your backside
CI wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride
CYou can charge admission, baby, I don't mind
FEven with the big old muff you won't get tonigFmht
CFor the weenie ride
End
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (it's a weenie ride)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (come spread your thighs)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (it's a weenie ride)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (it's a weenie ride, yeah)
CWeenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie rFide (baby, babGy, baby)
CIt's a weenie ride
2.
Glory Hole
Tom: EmAvançadoEm
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EmThere's a place in France where the naked ladies danGce
EmThere's a hole in the wall where you put your cock & ballGs
FBut you never really know who's sucking on the other Eside
FIs it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphroditEe
Honey, BI don't wanna knoDw
Who's Asucking my dick tEoday
BI'm going to the glorDy hole
Gonna Aspend my weekly pEay
BDream about Cheryl TiDegs
While Aa beast greases up myE pole
I'm gonna Gblow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle
GBlow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle
GBlow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle
The glory hFole
EmI know a place down the street just behind Micky deeGs
EmWhere the thing behind the hole really aims to pleasGe
FWell a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well doEne
FIt doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the HuEn
Baby, BI don't wanna kDnow
Who's Asucking my cock tEonight
I'm going toB the glory hoDle
Gonna Afuck it with all my Emight
BIn my head it's Jessica DBiel
Don't Acare if it's a fuckiEng troll
I'm gonna Gblow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle
GBlow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle
GBlow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle F
GCome, give your cock a Cchance
No need for romancF7e
Come soil your pDants at the glory holGe
GCome, get what you Cneed
Do the dirty deeF7d
Deposit your Dseed at the glory holGe
GABC
CFeel somebody Gnew at the Dglory Emhole
CFill someone wGith goo at Dthe glory Emhole
CNo one judges Gyou at the Dglory Emhole F
BI don't wanna knoDw
Who's Asucking my dick tEoday
BI'm going to the glorDy hole
Gonna Aspend my weekly pEay
BDream about virgin teDens
While Aa beast greases up my Epole
I'm gonna Gblow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle
GBlow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle
GBlow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle
GBlow my Dload at tAhe glory hoEle F
3.
Pussywhipped
Tom: GAvançadoG
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GHey! You said the boys were Fgonna hang toEmnight
GThe guys are here but you ain't Fanywhere in sEmight
AmYour Dexcuses are Bmgetting pretty Clame
AmThe malady you Dsuffer has a B7name
PusEmsywhipped
Your C7balls don't have a B7chance
PusEmsywhipped
YoC7ur girlfriend wears thB7e pants
PussyEmwhipped
GYour new bitch has got you on Fthe shortest Emrope Yeah yeah yeah
GNow your dick gets sucked about asF much as the EmPope's Holy hell
AmYeah she's Dpretty, but Bmno one is that Cfine
AmWhat you need to Ddo is grow a spB7ine
PussyEmwhipped
Your gC7irl locked up your B7nuts
PussyEmwhipped
And noC7w you can't bang theB7 sluts
PussyEmwhippeFd - Your pEmussywhipedF
Pos-Chorus
FI was in a situation like the one you've Ggot
FJumping through those hoops each day because the chick was Ghot
DWell I was pussywhipped like you but now my dick is Fwise
DYou need to tell your dick to open Fup its fucking B7eyes
FOpen up your Bey...Fe...s
Bride
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AmWe're all Dgetting so tBmired of this gaCme
AmThe sickness you've cDontracted has a nB7ame
Last-Chorus
PusEmsywhipped
Your C7balls don't have a B7chance
PusEmsywhipped
YouC7r girlfriend wears B7the pants
PussyEmwhipped
You'rC7e calling it "romB7ance"
PussywEmhipped
Your wC7hore's got you in aB7 trance
PussyEmwhipped, Emwhipped, wEmhipped, Emwhipped, Emwhipped - YEmou Whiped!!!
4.
The Burden Of Being Wonderful
Tom: DAvançadoD
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THE BURDEN OF BEING WONDERFUL by Steel Panther
DWhy? In a world of ugly fCaces
CShould EmI bBe allowed to be so hDot.
DSo many people without tCalent,
CYet I was EmborBn with all the magical gifts, I Dgot.
The EmperBfect body, the Cperfect face,
It's like DGods best work alBml in one place.
But the Chaters hate perBmfection, can't you sAee?
It's a C/Gburden being Emwonderful like me.
DHow in a world that's so imCperfect,
CDid IEm wiBnd up with so much cDool?
DFriends never stick around too loCng,
CNever EmfeeBl like they beloDng
DNext to me they feel like a foCol.
I got the EmgraBce of a dancer, Cgolden voice,
DPeople seem to hate me like I Bmhad a choice
CBeing this blessed is a Bmlonely way to beA,
It's a C/Gburden being Emwonderful like me.. Like me.
D/ASo you say you wanna hang arD/Gound
Don't ever D/Aask me to turn it down D/G
I'm a D/Adiamond, I'm gonna shine D/G
Compared to D/Aeveryone else
I'm like a D/Gwhole damn diamond mine
BmABmABmACC
I'm just a EmMasBerati in a Cworld of Kias
GDenius wouldn't describe any of Bmmy ideas
If I EmwasB born i 14C53 LeoDnardo Da Vinci would be Bmjealous of me
But a Cworld of Stevie WonBmders would never see A
It's a C/Gburden being BmwonderCful like Dme.
5.
Community Property
Tom: AmMédioAm
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I would give yoAmu the stars in the sky F
But they're too far aGway
AmIf you were a hooker, you'd kFnow
I'd be happy to Gpay
AmIf suddenly you were a gFuy
I'd be suddenly Ggay
'Cause my hAmeart belongs to yGou
My lAmove is pure and tGrue
My hAmeart belongs to yGou
F one time
But my cock is community property
You're the oAmnly girl that I like to sFcrew
When I'm not on the rGoad
When AmI come home, my dinner's mFade
And the front lawn is mGowed
AmI'll kiss your mouth
Even aFfter you swallow my lGoad
'Cause my hAmeart belongs to yGou
There ain'Amt nothing that I wouldn't Gdo, for you
My hAmeart belongs to yGou
But my cFock is community propertAmy G
I wAmanna make it cleGar
So yGou retain it
My Amdick's a free spGirit
And Gyou can't restrain it
FNo, you just can't chain it Amdown
AmI love you so much it hFurts
From my head to my fGeet
AmI think of you and I cFan't
Help but fondle my Gmeat
AmI see your face every tFime
That I go out and cGheat
'Cause my hAmeart belongs to yGou
There ain'Amt nothing that I wouldn't Gdo
My hAmeart belongs to yGou
But myAm dong is community propGerty
Yeah, yeah, yAmeah, nah, nah, nGah...
Community propAmerty, oh nah, naGh...
Community propAmerty G
Community propAmerty G
6.
It Won't Suck Itself
Tom: AAvançadoA5
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A5Last week me and Satchel were A5at the San Diego showA5 C5
A5We were on our cougar hunt and I A5ended up with youA5 C5
A5Dragged you to a dirty cage and A5threw you to the groundA5 C5
A5I felt the sting down on my thing and I A5heard a hissing soundA5 C5
F5A six foot rattlesnake just bit me D5right below the belt
E5Get on your knees and help me please 'cause it won't suck itself
A5Time to C5use your D5mouth (Just get that venom out)
A5You can't F5spit it D5out (right now you'll G5choke it out)
A5I need you to C5be with us
D5I can feel the F5swelling getting E5worse
E5'Cause it won't suck itself
A5We did a show in Panama and A5blew their fucking mindA5 C5
A5Rocked it out like Aerosmith from A5back in '85A5 C5
A5I took this chick to the dressing room, A5just got the candles litA5 C5
A5I didn't see it crawl on me and A5that's when I got bitA5 C5
F5A pissed off scorpion just bit me D5right below the belt
E5I'm down and out, I need some help 'cause it won't suck itself
A5Time to C5use your D5mouth (Just get that venom out)
A5You can't F5spit it D5out (right now you'll G5choke it up)
A5Holy shit, it's C5getting worse
D5I don't want to F5wind up in a E5hearse
E5But it won't suck itself
Alright
Baby I feel so good, yeah
7.
The Stocking Song
Tom: DMédioD
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DSo you say you like candy canes
GAll the ladies do
BmCandy canes were meant for sucking
GSo don't you think about trying to chew
DHow about a little eggnog
GI got a homemade recipe
BmYou're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
GEven though it's alcohol-freAe
DI'm gonna stuff your stocking this yGear
Gonna fill it up nice and tiBmght
Gonna feel so good when I slGide my gifts iAnto it tonight
DI'm gonna stuff your stocking this yGear
Gonna fill it up with all I gBmot
Nick nacks and candies gonna Ghit your stocking G-sApot
DDA
DI know you like your toys, girl
GI got toys to fulfill your needs
BmThe kind that only use double D batteries
GAnd run at variable speeds
DGonna stuff it with an iPhone
GAll I ask is some tit for tat
BmIf you could memorize the Kama Sutra
Heck, thGey probably make an app for thAat! Baby
DI'm gonna stuff your stocking this yGear
Gonna fill it to the tippy tBmop
Gonna take it all out then stuGff it back in...
Take it all out... stuff it back in
AYou're never gonna want me to stop
DI'm gonna stuff your stocking this yGear
With holiday love and romance
BmI just hope that Santa doesn't sGtuff it beAfore I get the chance D A
8.
Thats When You Came In
Tom: DAvançadoD
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DEvery night I'd party till I was stupid stumbling drunk
And the Gwalls were drenched in vomit spit and other peoples spunk
And an Amendless line of A18 year old stripper druggie whores
Would be Bmwinding to my bunk, from right outside the tour bus doors
But I Gcouldn't help but want, for something just a littleA more
DThat's when you came in and blew me
GThat's when you came in and blew me
F#mThat's when you came in and Dblew Ame awaDy
FOf all the girls I've ever known, you show me things no one could ever Amshow me
FIt doesn't matter where you go, you'll always be the one I want to Amblow me
Cause you Gblow Amme awaFy, whoo
DmI was ready to retire, maybe move to Mexico
One too many Grockers parties, one too many skanky hoes
After Aall the critics said, our debut record was our peak
Now I Bmcouldn't hit the high notes, sometimes I couldn't even speak
But the Gband had dates in Germany, for just another weAek
(Harmonics on 7, 12, 5, 3) on D and G
That's when Dyou came in and blew me
That's when Gyou came in and blew me
That's when F#myou came in and blew me away
That's when Dyou came in and blew me
That's when Gyou came in and blew me
That's when F#myou came in and blew me away
9.
Girl From Oklahoma
Tom: GAvançadoG
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Well, I Gbet you never B/Dguessed
When you Cadd9came to the Gshow
D/FYou'd be Emgetting on the Am7bus with me
And Cdoing some Dblow
Your Gmama's in the B/Dparking lot
Cadd9Looking for Gyou
She's D/Fgonna Emfind you when I'm Am7done
All Ccovered with Ggoo
G B/D OooCadd9h, Gmama's D/Flittle Emgirl got Am7all sticky C D
GHair on your B/Dnipples
Cadd9Zits on your Gbox
D/F Em In Oklahoma Am7City
You're Cconsidered a Dfox
GWhat did you have to B/Ddo
For that Cadd9backstage Gpass
D/F'Cause I Emfound a Poison Am7lemon inCside of your Gass
So Cadd9come on pretty B/Dbaby
Suck my Cadd9balls all Dnight
The Cadd9driver says we're B/Dleaving
Come Cadd9morning Dlight
Cadd9Spit out that B/Dretainer and Cadd9do me Dright
Oooh, Cadd9come on pretty B/Dbaby, suck my Cadd9balls all Gnight
10.
Kanye
Tom: FMédioF
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You really have a Gway with words
you should have been a Fpoet
Cuz your music sounds like Ghamster turds
I'm glad Beyonce Amlost that Cnight
DAnd Beck should kick you in the nuts with
ASteel toed boots to Cmake it right
FKanye
What about reGspecting art??
Beck's music is some wFeird stuff
But you sound like a Gdonkey fart
You're friggen AmhypocritiCcal
DI hope you get the cancer on your
Ajohnson and your Ctesticals