Chords used
F
A
D
G
Em
C
Am
Bm
Cm
Bbm
Fm
C#m
D#m
Gm
E
F#m
G7
Ab
1.
Kill Yourself
Key: FMediumF
A
It's literally two chords. How you play those chords is up to you, I guess.
FKill yourselAf, please please Fkill yourselAf
You should really Fkill yourselvAes. (x2)
FPooPoo PeePee, Penis and Vagina
AWomen with dicks and weak men with vaginas
FSo fucking delicate like mommy's fine china
AIf you have complaints please wait your turn and line up
FI got a message for these little fags trynna
ABe a mommy's boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, asswipe
FLooking like they just had a gyne-
Acologist stick five fingers in your ass,
no Flube, so what'cha gonna do?
If you'rAe number one, shove it up your ass and make it number 2
(Oh)
N.C.
Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I'm hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(Oooh)
Ha Ha no comma, bitches with their self esteem get out of the sauna
My Fshit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
AI only joke about diseases, a reference that only you can catch
(Ew, oh my god.)
F And if you think you're fucking grown up
AKeep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
FHands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroking Aback and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch
FGo outside and ride a bike or something
AAnd get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
FAnd then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
AYour life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it's your Google Glasses
FNever mind faggot,
just Apick your ass up and take you to the closest sign faggot
FI'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
ASit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
FAnd then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
AAnd then you can hang yourself
N.C
Is that the end of the story?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, No son
FKill yourselAf, please please Fkill yourselAf
You should really Fkill yourselvAes. (x2)
"I got a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole..."
2.
Help
Key: DEasyD
G
A
I Dwake up in the Gmornings
SinkingA halfway through theG bottom
There's aD loud distorted Gscreaming in myA soulG
EverDything is dark andG empty
And I Adon't know how to Gfix it
So I Dcurl up in a Gball
And cry in the Acomfort of my Ghome
I Ddon't know Gwhy
I Afeel like Gshit
I Dsay I'm Gfine but IA'm not Gfine
I'm Ddying iGnsiAde G
And Dall I see areG demonsA G
I Dtry tGo hiAde G
DAll my deepest GfeelingsA G
I Dthink there's something Gwrong with me
'Cause Aall I see is Gdeath
EveryDtime I go outGside
I look like AI've been doing Gmeth
And I Dsleep for nineteen Ghours on a AThursday afterGnoon
And every Dnow and then I Gcough up blood
And I Adon't know what to Gdo
I Ddon't know Gwhy
I Afeel like Gshit
I Dwill not Gsee a AtheraGpist
DGAG
Ladies and gentlemen,
If you wanna fucking kill yourself
Put your fucking hands up (yeah!)
Razor blades in the air everybody (yeah!)
(Coughing)
Ay, oh, ay, oh, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Help, help, help, help, help, help, help!
I'm Ddying iGnsiAde G
And Dall I see areG demonsA G
I Dtry tGo hiAde G
DAll my deepest GfeelingsAs G
3.
Weeaboo Song
Key: GMediumG
Em
D
C
Am
GKonichi Wa Senpai, EmPlease notice me, I Dwatch asian cartoons, I'm Ca Weeaboo
GI live in my moms house, I'm like Em32, I collect Dswords and throwing stars,
Yes I'm aC weeaboo, Gsticks and stones may break my bones but Emi will always be one
step ahead of Dyou, because i read the Cmanga, Gi haven't showered in like 16 weeks
Emall my friends and peers are ashamed of Dme, because all of a sudden Ci think I'm
Japanese, yesG I'm a weeaboo, yes I'm a Emweeaboo, yes I'm a Dweeaboo, yes I'm a
Cweeaboo, Ga filthy weeaboo, a Emdirty weeaboo, a fuckin' Dweeaboo, a disgusting
Cweeaboo, Gi live in my computer desk, Emand argue with teenagers on the internet,
Dabout atheism and Chow Japan is superior to other countries, Gi've learned a bit of
Japanese, so Emnow I'm qualified to be a part of their community, Dso i made my
avatar Ca kawaii waifu, Gyes I'm a weeaboo, Emyes I'm a weeaboo, Dyes I'm a weeaboo,
Amyes IC'm a weeaboo, Ga filthy weeaboo, Ema dirty weeaboo, Da fuckin' weeaboo,
Ama diCsgusting weeaboo
4.
Anal Beads
Key: GMediumG
Bm
C
Cm
Anal Gbeads,Bm Anal Cbeads Cm
Anal Gbeads,Bm Anal Cbeads Cm
It goes Gpop pop pop when it's comming up my asshole.
BmAnd it feels good. And it feels good. CAnd it feels good. And it feels good tonightCm.
In the Gdarkest of timesBm, they're Cthere for meCm.
In the Gdarkest of timesBm, these Canal Cmbeads take care of Gme
Shove it up Bmreal good. Now it Ckinda hurts. Oh Cmnoooo!
GBmCCm
Now my Gass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. BmAss is bleeding. Ass is bleeding
CAss is bleeding. Ain't nothing wrong with tCmhat. Ain't nothing wrong with thaGt.
Bm Ain't nothing wrong with thCat Cm Ain't nothing wrong with thaGt
My Gass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. BmAss is bleeding. Ass is bleeding
CAss is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. CmAss is bleeding. Ass is bleeding
5.
I Eat Ass
Key: FHardF
Bbm
A
Fm
C#m
G
D#m
Gm
E
FI eat ass
BbmI eat a lot of ass
AI eat ass
BbmI eat a lot of ass
FFrom black to brown to asian
FmI eat a lot of ass
BbmI eat way too much C#mass
GIt affects my nutrition
D#mIf there was an ass eating Fcompetition
I would easily Fmwin cause I eat the whole Bbmass C#m
ACause I eat the whole C#mass
D#msexuGal FrumBbmblinGmg E C#m F D#m F C#m F Gm Fm Gm E F D#m F Bbm Fm E D#m
AYou know in this Fgame
FYou gotta eat the whole ass bruh
BbmAin't no playing Fmaround
FmYou just gotta get in there
AAnd you gotta eat the whole Eass
EYou know what I'm saying?
6.
Rain On Me
Key: AMediumA
F#m
G
Oooh, Oooh
AAaah,F#m AaGahF#m
AF#mGF#m
AF#mGF#m
AF#mGF#m
Why you gotta act so nice
AThis ain't televised
F#mThis ain't televised
GThis ain't televised
F#mMovin' at the speed of light
AAnd I'm terrified
F#mYeah I'm terrified
GSo please for the love of God
F#mDon't drench me
NC
AF#mGF#m
(Don't rain onA me,F#m don'Gt rF#main on me)
Don't rain on me
ADon't rain on me
F#mDon't rain on me
GDon't rain
F#m
(throught whole outro)
Woo, (?)
Woo, just can't get enough
Ooh, Ooh
7.
Hentai
Key: CMediumC
Am
F
G
Verse
Tab - Verso
I love hentai
I need hentai in my life
All day all day I love hentai
I need hentai in my life yeah
I love hentai
I need hentai in my life
If I cannot have my hentai
I will die
I will kill myself
Yes, I love hentai
It helps me
Control my rape tendencies
C I need you hAmentai
F You've always bGeen in my life for Cme Am
FFor me, forG me
C I need you hAmentai
F You've always bGeen in my life for Cme Am
FFor me, foGr me
C Without this hAmentai I would Fdie
In this Glonely painful lCife
This loAmnely painful lFife, lGife
C It makes me hAmappy, makes meF cry
Makes me lGaugh, makes me nut
8.
Friendzone
Key: AmMediumAm
C
F
G
G7
Am CDo you know why you're Flonely?
G It's because you're G7fat and gaCy
Am CGirls don't choose the Fnice guys
And you're a Gnice guy
But you're G7fat and fucCking gay
Am And Cwhy don't girls see the Finside?
Oh they Gdo
And they G7see that you're Cstill fat and gay
There's no such thing as the
AmFriendzone, Cfriendzo-Fone
The only Greason that you're lonely G7
Is because you're Cfat and gay
There's no such thing as the
AmFriendzone, Cfriendzo-Fone
The only Greason that you're lonely G7(b0ss)
Is because you're Cfat and gay
9.
A True Friend
Key: GMediumG
Bm
Em
C
GOoooh BmHarambe, We Emmiss you, We Cwant you to come back
GOoooh BmHarambe, You Emwere so big and strong, And Cever since you're gone
G(I can't sleep) BmLife just aint the same, EmWithout you, CWithout you
G When I woke up, On the Bm28th of May, I lEmooked at the TV, CWith tears running down my cheeks
GOoooh, BmI miss you, Harambe, I Emwish they took that mother's life Cinstead, Augh
GHarambe, BmHarambe, I Emmiss you, Harambe, Why did you Cgo
GHarambe, BmHarambe, I Emwant you to come back, is Cthat so much to ask
GHarambe
10.
Please Stop Touching My Willy
Key: GMediumG
Ab
A
GI'Abm sAo angry
GI'Abm vAery very angry
GOoAboh AI'm angry
GI'Abm vAery very angry
GPlAbeasAe leave me alone
GOrAb I'All tell the teacher
GOrAb I'All tell the teacher
G(MAby nAame's Jeff)
GPlAbeasAe stop touching my willy
G(MAby nAame's Jeff)
GItAb reAally really hurts