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Lemon Demon

5 songs|24 chords used|Hard

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Chords used

F#m

Bb/Ab

Ebm

Ben Bernanke

Key: CmHard

F#m

Cm Hello thereEb, Spencer

Cm I see youAb, you boy, boy

Cm I see youEb, Spencer

Cm With my Deyes

F You're the aErchitect of my Ebdreams, SpencerD

You Fplan them, and Ebuild them on blue Ebpaper

And Dhand them to me

Cm And then I Ebdream them, Spencer

Cm That's what you doAb for me

Cm Thank you for thatEb, Spencer

Cm You prickD

Gm I'm a maBbgician, SpencerGm, a furioBbus magician

Bb OhGmh-ooAmh-ooFh

F Avada kEedavra, SpencEber, to yDou, Spencer

F Avada kEedavra to youEb, SpenceDr

Cm You think you're something Ebspecial, Spencer?

Cm You think you're sAbomething brand new?

Cm But you're old Eboats, Spencer

Cm You're old, dry,D stale oats, Spencer

Gm I'm a maBbgician, Spencer

Gm A furioBbus magician

Bb OhGmh-ooAmh-ooFh-ooh

F#mDBmGm

EbYou're a tall glass of water, Daren't you, Spencer?

Eb You boy,D precious boBby Cm D

Eb I'm Ben Bernanke, Spencer, Dand I want your Cteeth

For the EbFederal ReseCrve

I'm cutting Ebinterest rates in Chalf, Spencer

Eb And I need your Dteeth

Cm I'll admit, SpenEbcer, you're handsome

Cm But what have you Abdone with it?

Cm You think you can Ebmock me, Spencer?

Cm Do you?D

F Do you think you can Emock me, Spencer?

EbDo you think you can Dcapture my essence

And Fthrow it back at meE with

Humor and rheEbtorical devices?D

Well, you can't, Spencer

Cm You don't Ebknow what I'm capable of

Cm I Abneed your teeth

Cm For my Lonely Hearts EbClub Band, Spencer

Cm I'm Ben BerDnanke

Gm I'm a maBbgician, Spencer

Gm A furioBbus magician

BbGmAmF

F EAre you proud of your Ebcountry?D

Cm I'll bet you aEbre,Cm pretty little Abboy

Cm Sitting up there Ebin your high chair

Cm Demanding moreD applesauce

Gm Well you've already Bbgot enough applesaucGme, Spencer!Bb

Bb There's plenty of GmapplesauceA on your plFate

F#mDBmGm

Eb I'm going to kiss you, Spencer, Don the lips

Eb You sexy little rattlesnake, you Dnaughty little baby bBboy Cm D

Eb You rambunctious Dlittle infant

C My mother tries to Ebget me to go on datesC, SpencerEb

You know what that's like?C

You know how huEbmiliating that is, SpenDceDr?

DDD

Breakdown

D You boyD, SpenDcerGm Gm Gm

F SGmpenGmcerGm...F (SGmpenGmcerGm...F ) Gm(SpGmencGmer.)

F (GmOH GmMY GmGODF!) Gm Gm Gm F Gm Gm Gm

F You Gmtall Gmdrink of Dwater

Spencer

Gm I'm a maBbgician, SpencerGm, a furioBbus magician

Bb OhGmh-ooAmh-ooFh-ooh

Gm I'm a maBbgician, SpencerGm, a furioBbus magician

Bb MaGmgician

Am MaFgicianF#m...

Eb I love you, Spencer; I'm gonna Dspank you silly...

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No-eyed Girl

Key: BbHard

Bb/Ab

BbOh, Ebknowing what we Fknow, Ebknowing we Gmdon't DmknowEb

This is gonna Gmchange Dmour Bworld

EbFeeling how I Ffeel, EbI'll accept the Gmun-DmrealEb

If you be my Gmno-Dmeyed Bbgirl from Ebnowhere Fmankind can Ebgo

There's Gmtoo Dmmuch Eblight, GmblinDmding Bbwhite

Your Ebmatter Ftells mine to Ebscatter

GmIt's Dmal-Ebright, Gmit's Dmal-Ebright

From the moment that we Fmet

I've been awake like I've Ebnever been awake in all my Flife

If EbI spoke your language I could Ftell you how I feel

But your Cmlanguage isn'tGm real Cm Gm

In every CmmythGm there's a little Cmbit of Gmtruth

But I cannot Cmsay a GmthinCmg Gm (I cannot Cmsay a Gmthing)

CmWithout Fproof, oh no

BbEbFEbGmDmEbGmDm

Bb EbKnowing what we Fknow, Ebknowing we Gmdo notDm knoEbw

This is gonna Gmchange Dmour Bworld

EbI might go inFsane Ebif I hear your Gmfull DmnameEb

If you be my Gmno-Dmeyed Bbgirl from Ebnowhere Fmankind can Ebgo

There's Gmtoo Dmmuch Eblight, GmblinDmding Bbwhite

EEbmotions, Fhuman imEbplosions

GmIt's Dmal-Ebright, Gmit's Fal-Fright

EbRight before the Gmkiss I Fnoticed Cmsomething Bbin the Fair F

EbMolecules eGmxisted Fwhen there Cmshould have Bbbeen none Amthere

EbChemical reGmactions Fwith the Cmsurface Bbof your Amskin

EbSome will say my Gmactions Bmlet the Ebno-eyed people in

FDmEbFGmBbDmF

Ab And I'd Abdo it all Bb/Abagain Ab Bb/Ab Ab Bb/Ab Ab Bb/Ab

And I'd Cmdo it all Gmagain Cm Gm Cm Gm Cm Gm

Ab Bb/Ab Ab Bb/Ab And I'd Abdo it Bb/Aball again Ab Bb/Ab

CmGm

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The Ultimate Showdown

Key: AMedium

Old Godzilla was hoppin? around

Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a Bat-Grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal

Then they both got flattened by the Bat-Mobile

But before he could make it back to the Bat-Cave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK47 out from under his hat

And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

like Scruff McGruff took a bite outta crime

and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a summersault

While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown

Angels sang out in immaculate Chorus

Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

But Chuck saw through his clever disguise

And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

Monty Python and the Holy Grail?s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw

With civilians looking on in total awe

And the figAht D7ragGmed F7on for a century

Many lives were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood, the rest saw their better

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Ultimate Showdown...

This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny

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Crocodile Chop

Key: GHard

GEmCD

GWake up (wake up)

Grab a brush and put a little Bmmake-up

Hide the scars to fade away the Cshake-up

Why'd you leave the keys upon the Dtable?

Here you go create another Gfable

You wanted to

Grab a brush and put a little Bmmakeup

You wanted to

Hide the scars to fade away the Cshake-up

You wanted to

Why'd you leave the keys upon the Dtable?

You wanted to

I don't think you Emtrust

A7In DmyG self-righteous suEicide

A7I cDry when Cangels deserve to GdiiiEmiiiieC, diiiDiie

GWake up (wake up)

Grab a brush and put a little Bmmake-up

Hide the scars to fade away the Cshake-up

Why'd you leave the keys upon the Dtable?

Here you go create another Gfable

You wanted to

Grab a brush and put a little Bmmakeup

You wanted to

Hide the scars to fade away the Cshake-up

You wanted to

Why'd you leave the keys upon the Dtable?

You wanted to

I don't think you Emtrust

A7In DmyG self-righteous suEicide

A7I cDry when Cangels deserve to GdiiiEmiiiieC, diiiDiie

GFather, father, Bmfather, father

CFather, into your hands I commend my spirit

DFather, into your hands

Why have you Gforsaken me?

In your eyes Bmforsaken me

In your thoughts Cforsaken me

In your heart Dforsaken me, oh

EmTrust A7in Dmy Gself-righteous Esuicide

A7I cDry when Cangels deserve to Gdiiiiiie

EmDiiiiiiie CDiiiiiieee

Lalalalalalalalalala

DSelf-righteous Gsuicide

Lalalalalalalalalala

EmWoooooaaah CDiiiiieee

Lalalalalalalalalala

DWhen angels deserve to Gdie

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Spring Heeled Jack

Key: BbHard

Ebm

BbUpward he shoots

By the sprBbings on his boots

Like an Ebinverted angel

WeCm've been afraid of this teGmrrible

GbStrange, eluFmsive moBbnster for yeEbars

It seGmems to be DsuperstCmitious lEbunacy

EbmBut in Dmfact when Dthings go black

Old FSpring Heeled Jack aBbppears

BbI hear the sound

Of him boBbunding around

On the rEbooftops of London

LeCmaving the people bewGmildered and Gbstunned

And, oFmn occBbasion, aflEbame

No soGmoner than uDnsuspCmecting EEbnglishmen

EbmTurn their Dmbacks, the Dwretch attacks

And FSpring Heeled Jack's his Gname

I doubt that it's those Cmclever brats in college

And the EbMarquess of Waterford denDies all knowledge

And Gpeople in the Gbarea Freek of mass hystEeria...

CmBut, admit you must, that it is Fjust enough to scare you

And you Bbscream when he draws

Out a haBbndful of claws

And a bluEbe breath of fire

TheCmn disappears leaping hiGmgher and Gbhigher

AFms if Bblighter than aEbir

Time maGmrches on

NDow it seCmems as thoEbugh he's gone

EbmThis day Dmlacks tales Dof his acts

But don't relax

For FSpring Heeled Jack's still Bbthere

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