Chords used
A
D
E
Ab
B
F#m
Bb
C7
G
A7
C#dim
D7
G6
G#dim
C
E7
Em
B7
1.
The More You Drink, The Better I Look
Key: DEasyBeen (D) sittin' at the bar for nigh-on 13 (G) hours
Got my (D) mind made up, and I ain't about to (A) leave
The (D) third bartender tonight, keeps (G) sending me sweet iced-tea
Cause I'm (D) waitin' on a pretty little (A) gal to make a move on (D) me
(No Chord) Well, the (D) more you drink, the better I (G) look
You've (D) had quite a few already
And, I'm (A7) hoping that's all it took
You've been (D) winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks
But, I can read you like a (G) book
The (D) more you (A7) drink, the better I (D) look
You may (D) disagree, but this has been a proven (G) method
They (D) seem to get alot more friendly, as the night wears (A) on
I'm (D) looking for a little bit of good honest (G) dancing
I (D) just wanna have a little (A) fun, before I go back (D) home
See, the (D) more you drink, the better I (G) look
You've (D) had quite a few already
And, I'm (A7) hoping that's all it took
You've been (D) winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks
But, I can read you like a (G) book
The (D) more you (A7) drink, the better I (D) look
I said, the (D) more you drink, the better I (G) look
You've (D) had quite a few already
And, I'm (A7) hoping that's all it took
You've been (D) winkin' at me, while I'm sending you drinks
But, I can read you like a (G) book
Honey, the (D) more you (A7) drink, the better I (D) look
I said, the (D) more you (A7) drink, the better I (D) look
2.
What Would Waylon Do
Key: ECapo 1EasyWell the (E) door's open at 7
And the crowd is filing through
Somebody dropped my guitar
And I can't find my left boot
There's a (A) genius runnin' monitors
And (E) he ain't got a (A) clue
Well, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
There's (E) blue cheese in the green room
What are we supposed to eat
And the openin' act's a Polka band
And they can't keep a beat
The (A) promoter wants a second show
And he's (E) copped an attit(A)ude
Well, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights
Scare the (A) fool out of the soundman
With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"
Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Now the (A) sheriff's got the drug dogs
Tearin' up our bus
We're (E) just hillbilly singers
I think he's profilin' us
(A) Now he wants an autograph
And a free t-shirt or two
Well, (E) what would Waylon (B) do
Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights
Scare the (A) dog out of the soundman
With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"
Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Now the (E) drummer's just informed us
That we ain't gettin' paid
They'll send a check out Monday
No..the hell you say!
Who would (A) that old outlaw strangle
If he were in our shoes
What (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights
Scare the (A) pants off of the soundman
With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"
Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Yeah, what (G) would (A) Way(G)more (E) do
3.
Is it cold in here
Key: CEasyGThere' something wrong lord i'mCFeeling aGChill.
CThat runs throught my heart, like a torch cuts
Ccuts throughDSteel.
Gyou haven't said a word,Are youCfeeling itGto.
GIs it cold in here orDis it justGyou.
CDid I leave the door wide open and let the chill
kill that oldBdesire.
CShould I put my arms around you'
Or put another log on theAfire.
CIs it my imagination or did the tempaturejustAdrop
Anothch orG.two
GIs it cold in here orDis it justGyou.
There's no warmth at all, when i try to hold you near.
You stare into apsc as if I weren't here.
Did our love just die'
Or is it about to.
Is it cold in here,or is it just you.
repeat 2
4.
Hurt Me All The Time
Key: DCapo 5EasyOh they (D) say that you will hurt me
That you'd break this heart of (G) mine
If (D) that's what you've been (G) doing
Hurt me all the (D) time
(A) Hurt me all the (D) time
(A) I've been hearin' rumors
All over this town
You've (D) got a reputation
For mowing good men down
I've (A) heard alot of talkin'
That's what people do
I (E) just don't believe it
I ain't (G) seen that side of (A) you
Oh they (D) say that you will hurt me
That you'd break this heart of (G) mine
If (D) that's what you've been (G) doing
Hurt me all the (D) time
(A) Hurt me all the (D) time
Some(A)body said they saw you
Down at the Midnight Star
They (D) said you had your arm around
Some fellow at the bar
Some(A)body must be jealous
Or just too blind to see
That (E) someone you were huggin' on
Just (G) happened to be (A) me
Oh they (D) say that you will hurt me
That you'd break this heart of (G) mine
If (D) that's what you've been (G) doing
Hurt me all the (D) time
(A) Hurt me all the (D) time
(G) Hurt me all the (D) time
(A) Hurt me all the (D) time
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5.
Show Me A Woman
Key: GEasy(G) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (C) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(D) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (C) show you a man you better (D) not let drive
(G) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (C) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(D) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (C) show you a man with a (D) drink in his (G) hand
Well (G) misery loves company (D)
That's the way it's always gonna be (G)
Set 'em up and pourin' 'em down (C)
As long as (A) women-leavin' drinkin's al(D)lowed
(G) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (C) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(D) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (C) show you a man you better (D) not let drive
(G) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (C) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(D) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (C) show you a man with a (D) drink in his (G) hand
Key Change
Well you (A) fool around and get your heart broke (E)
Get a powerful thirst and drink till you choke (A)
You need a little somethin' to numb your brain (D)
(B) Dry the tears and (E) drown the pain
(A) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (D) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(E) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (D) show you a man you better (E) not let drive
(A) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (D) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(E) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (D) show you a man with a (E) drink in his (A) hand
(A) Ba-ba-ba set 'em up Joe
(D) Ba-ba-ba come on, let's go
(E7) Ba-ba-ba she broke my heart
Well, the (D) beer's sittin' (E) on the bar
Key Change
(G) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (C) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(D) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (C) show you a man you better (D) not let drive
(G) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (C) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(D) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (C) show you a man with a (D) drink in his (G) hand
(G) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (C) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(D) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (C) show you a man you better (D) not let drive
(G) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (C) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(D) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (C) buy you a drink cause I (D) under(G)stand
6.
Poor Me
Key: DCapo 3EasyShe took the (D) keys
She took the car (D7)
Took my (G) love and she broke my heart
Poor (D) me
Poor (A7) me
Pour me an(D)other (A7)
Down with the (D) blues
Age old infection (D7)
Learning to (G) live with her rejection
Poor (D) me
Poor (A7) me
Pour me an(D)other
Yeah, (Bm) once I (C) held her in the (G) palm of the hand
(D) Holding this (A7) empty gl(D)ass
But (Bm) just like (C) her buddy, (G) it's all gone
(E7) It don't last - You know (A7) nothing lasts
I're tried (D) real hard to forget her (D7)
It ain't no (G) use I should know better
Poor (D) me
Poor (A7) me
Pour me an(D)other
--solo--
Yeah, (Bm) once I (C) held her in the (G) palm of the hand
(D) Holding this (A7) empty gl(D)ass
But (Bm) just like (C) her buddy, (G) it's all gone
(E7) It don't last - You know (A7) nothing lasts
Oh bar(D)tender
Fill it up (D7)
Let me (G) drown in these tears of love
Poor (D) me
Poor (A7) me
Pour me an(D)other
I said,
Poor (D) me
Poor (A7) me
Pour me an(D)other
--fade out-
7.
I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That
Key: ECapo 1EasyI'm not a (E) wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan
I (A) work out in the heat and the (E) cold
Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf
'Stead of (F#) just another sheep in the (B7) fold
I hear the (E) rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar
And (A) cry about a luxury tax
They won't (E) let him write (A) off his lil' eighty-foot yacht
I'd (E) like to have a (B7) problem like (E) that
Yeah, I'd (A7) like to have a problem like that
Should (E) I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac
Do I (A) wanna drive fast or just ride around in the (B) back
I'd like to have a problem like (E) that
I (E) saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.
He (A) looked like a tall Tom (E) Cruise
He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy
They're (F#) burning both ends of his (B7) fuse
He says (E) he's suffocating, he needs a vacation
He (A) can't find time to relax
From all the (E) kissing and (A) hugging, the sweet talk and loving
I'd (E) like to have a (B7) problem like (E) that
Oh, I'd (A) like to have a problem like that
Be a (E) one-man woman juggling act
How (A) many can you keep in the air before you lose (B) track
I'd like to have a problem like (E) that
I'd like to (A) be too rich, I'd to (E) be too thin
I'd like to (B7) be too young, I'd like to (E) be too in
Should I (A) kiss and tell, write a (E) book on my life
And (F#) how much can I get for the (B) movie rights
Oh, I'd (A) like to have a problem like that
Be a (E) tabloid star at the checkout rack
Should I (A) drag 'em through court
`Or tell 'em to kiss my (B) fax
I'd like to have a problem like (E) that
(n.c.) Give me those (A) problems
I (E) think that I could solve 'em
I'd (B) like to have a (A) problem like (E) that
Fade out...
8.
Wrap Me In Your Love
Key: AEasy(A) Turn out the (E) lights
(D) We just need the (E) lights from the (A) tree
The kids are in (E) bed
(D) Baby, it's (Esus) just (E) you and (A) me
Side by (E) side, the fire is (D) bright
On this (Esus) oh-so-(E)blessed (A) night
(A) The gifts lying (E) there
(D) Cannot com(E)pare to the love you (A) give
Sealed with a (E) kiss
(D) For as (Esus) long (E) as I (A) live
Ribbons and (E) bows could never (D) show
All that (Esus) I want (E) you to (A) know
I wanna (E) take you in my (A) arms, tonight
(Bm) And keep the fire (E) burning bright
Cause, if the best things in (A) life are free
(D) There's nothing you could (Esus) buy for (E) me
(Bm) Your presence is e(E)nough
Just (D) wrap me (E) in your (A) love
(A) Look into the (E) night
(D) There's a star in the (E) sky that I (A) see
It's come (E) so far
(D) To shine it's (Esus) light on (E) you and (A) me
As if it (E) knows I'm holding you (D) close
Under(Esus)neath the (E) mistle(A)toe
I wanna (E) take you in my (A) arms, tonight
(Bm) And keep the fire (E) burning bright
Cause, if the best things in (A) life are free
(D) There's nothing you could (Esus) buy for (E) me
(Bm) Your presence is e(E)nough
Just (D) wrap me (E) in your (A) love
(Bm) Your presence is e(E)nough
Just (D) wrap me (E) in your (A) love
9.
The Grandpa That I Know
Key: AHardA
D
E
Ab
B
F#m
Bb
ADAEA
ABrand new shoes they Dhurt my Afeet
This necktie is Echokin' Ame
Cuttin' off my Dair supAply
When I hang my Ehead to Acry
When I hang my Ehead and Acry.
AI see tears on Ddaddy's Aface
Someone's hummin', EAmazin' AGrace
Rain beats on this Dgraveside Atent
Preacher swears he Edid reApent
Preacher swears he Edid reApent.Ab
They've Egot him layin' Athere in pinstripes
DHow'd they get him Ain that Esuit
I Dguess the Lord with Arecognize him
Without his overEalls and Amules
EThey all say he Alooks so natural
DAll I see is a Acold dark Ehole
I Dwon't commit this Aday to memory
That ain't The Grandpa EThat I AKnow
That ain't The Grandpa EThat I AKnow.
BEBF#mB
Ya know Bno tractor never Epulled his Bplow
He walked and cussed, and F#mloved that Bground
His hands sowed each Esingle Bseed
Then prayed for rain and F#mfight the Bweeds
Prayed for rain and F#mfight the Bweeds.
He said the Bsimple life, Esuits me Bfine
Never dreamed beyond the F#mcounty Bline
Grandma was his Eboyhood Bbride
He'll be back in her F#marms toBnight
He'll sleep there in her F#marms toBnight.Bb
They've F#mgot him layin' Bthere in pinstripes
EHow'd they get him Bin that F#msuit
I Eguess the Lord with Brecognize him
Without his overF#malls and Bmules
F#mThey all say he Blooks so natural
EAll I see is a Bcold dark F#mhole
I Ewon't commit this Bday to memory
That ain't The Grandpa F#mThat I BKnow.
They F#mplayed a pretty Borgan number
ESwore it was his Bfavorite F#mtune
EI know he'd preBfer a fiddle
Playin' Carol F#mCountry BBlues.
F#mThey all say he Blooks so natural
EAll I see is a Bcold dark F#mhole
I Ewon't commit this Bday to memory
That ain't The Grandpa F#mThat I BKnow
That ain't The Grandpa F#mThat I BKnow.
BEBF#mB
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10.
If The Devil Danced In Empty Pockets
Key: CHardC7
G
A7
D
C#dim
E
D7
G6
G#dim
C
A
E7
Em
B7
IF THE DEVIL DANCED IN EMPTY POCKETS
DiaC7blo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday, G
WordC7 got around, no money down, take years and yearsA7 to pay. D
When IC7 got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on. G
For a C7little C#dimcash, I gotta tGwo-tone Nash E out beA7hind tD7he barn. G
GIf the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball A7in mine.
With a ninDe foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl Chorus line. G6 G#dim D
I'd Graise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,A7
If the CDevil DaAnced in empty poGckets, E7he'd have a baAll in mine. D7 G
Well C7he said friend ya know it ain't the end let's see what I can do. G
If you C7own a home, I've got a loan, tailor made forA7 you. D
Then aboC7ve the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note." G
The devC7il made me do it, taC#dimlked me in G to it, and thaEt was allA7 she wrote. D7 G
GIf the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball A7in mine.
With a nineD foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl Chorus line. G6 G#dim D
I'd Graise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,A7
If the CDevil DaAnced in empty poGckets, E7he'd have a baAll in mine. D7 G
EmThey say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play. B7 Em
I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be hell tA7o pay. D
GIf the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball A7in mine.
With a nineD foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl Chorus line. G6 G#dim D
I'd Graise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime,A7
If the CDevil DaAnced in empty poGckets, E7he'd have a baAll in mine. D7 G