Chords used
E
G
A
B
D
F#m
C#m
Bm
G#m
Em
C
F
Am
Gm
Cm
Ab
Db
Eb
Em7
Dm7
D#m
F#9
Ab9
F9
A9
D7
G7
A7
1.
Fuck Your Self
Key: FMediumE
G
A
B
D
FEuck yourseGlfA wEith a rubber hoGseA E
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
GFuck yourself with your neiAghbor's nose
GIf you can't use that, use aA 10-foot pole
GStick it up your ass and goA for a stroll
BEveryone will know you've been to this show
EGAEGAE
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that
long
GFuck yourself with the worldA wide web
GMan you could ride that sucker rightA from your bed
GYou may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane oAr Billy
BThen grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
FEuck yourseGlfA wEith your heart GanAd Esoul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
GFuck yourself with organAized religion
GNow that is some seriouslAy sinnin' business
GIf the Lord sees their patAhetic crimes
BHe'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
AEnd can somGeoAneE explain to me GthAisE racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dDick and take all dEay
FEuck your nGosAe Ewith a pound ofG bAloEw
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
GFuck yourself with this grungAe rock noise
GI mean, stuff those albuAms in your groin
GThey come down on me because I knoAw how to play -
BHey... fuck you!
FEuck yourseGlfA wEith a copy of RGolAliEng Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
GFuck yourself with the latestA fashion
GWith your spikes and your hair and thosAe cute
little buttons
GAnd if you happen to have some leatherA and lace
BFuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
FEuck yourseGlfA wEith your incomeG tAaxE
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
GFuck yourself with your fulAl-length sweater
GWith your minks and your dAiamonds and your Irish Setter
GWith your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
BJust fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
TEhose of yoGu AwhEo enjoy this soGngA E
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face
EGAEGAE
GAGAGAB
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2.
Flakes
Key: F#mHardF#m
E
D
C#m
Bm
G#m
A
B
Em
G
FLAKES
by Frank Zappa
FLAKES! FLAKES
FLAKES, FLAKES
F#mTHEY DON'T DO NO GEOOD
THEY NEVEER BE DWORKIN
DWHEN THEY OF#mUGHTA ESHOULD
ETHEY WASTE YOUR C#mTIME
DTHERE WASTIN MBmINE
G#mCALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM
F#mBOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM
CHORUS
ESWEAR TO GOD THEAY GET THE MOSBT
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
SWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST
AT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST
THEY GOT THE FLAKES
FLAKES! FLAKES!
F#mTHEY CAN'T FIX YER EBRAKES
EYOU ASK THEM "WHERE'S MY DMOTOR?"
DWELL IT WASF#m EATEN SENAKES
EYOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN C#mSPIT
DBUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN BmIT
G#mTHERE LYIN AND LAZY
F#mTHEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY
CHORUS
TAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!
DI ASKED AS NICE AS EmI COULD
IF MY JOB DWOULD
GSOMEHOW BE AFINISHED BY BFRIDAY
DWELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEmEEKEND
EmCAME AND WENT FRANKIE
DAN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING
GBUT THEY CHARGED ME ADOUBLE FOR BSUNDAY
DYOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT EmYOU DO
DTHEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU
GTHEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A ABILL
ATHAT'LL GET YOU SENSES BREELING
DAND IF YOU DO NOT PAY Em
THEY GOT CODMPUTER COLLECTORS
TGHAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAAZY
TIL YOU BHEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING
YES IT WILL
EABEAB
EI'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY EWIFE
SHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE
ALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE
IT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY
BUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED
WELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT
CRUMBLES AND BREAKS
WE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES
THEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE
AND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR
EWELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY
YESTAERDAY AFTERNOBON
ETHE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER AFLUSH A TAMPBOON
ETHIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A AWEEKS PBAY
AND THE ETOILET BLEW UP
LATER AON THE NEXTB DAY
BLEW UP THE NEXT DAY
EDEDED
WE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS
WERE COMING TO GET YOU
WERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS
SO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU
CANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION
ITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL
THAT CIVILIZATION
WILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL
AND WE ARE THE PEOPLE
WHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN
WHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN
YER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN
YOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES
OR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US
BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY
THAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US
WERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE
COMING TO GET YOU
If you know this song it should come easy!
Eaug3rd 022200
You might want to check some of the chord sequences!!
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3.
Broken Hearts
Key: CHardC
G
D
A
Bm
Em
E
F#m
Fast Rock!
CGDA
HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE
ASOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE
ACAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY
ABUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SDEE
BmBROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
BmARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TEmOO?
EWHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOAU'RE AN ASSHOLE
CGDA
AMAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY
AMAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY
ASO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY. D
F#mAND DEAGMAR
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch
I ever saw in my life
WHAT HIS NAME
1,2,3,4
THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF
HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP
And yet he was a beautiful lady
NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE
Lets talk about leather
AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton
production
WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN
"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL
The story of a demented bread boffer
AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat
loaf
YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO
then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town
IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN
Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona
AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite
WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN
Volcanic hell
BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW
next Thursday, teen town finest
F#mBUT YOEU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN
E'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
THAT'S RIGHT
E'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
YES, YES
E'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
THAT'S RIGHT
E'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
CGDA
NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST
AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE,
AYOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
AWELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO
AYOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTODM OF YOU D
F#mBUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL IT'S LOOKING AT YOU E D
F#mBUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, IT'S WINKING AT YOU E D
F#mBUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU E D
THAT'S WHY I SAY
AI'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTDE
CORN HOLE
FIST FUCK 4x
WRIST WATCH:CRISCO
PUD!
F#mDON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE 4X D
AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED! A
Good Luck with this one.
Classic Zappa!!!
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4.
Packard Goose
Key: AHardA
D
E
C#m
B
G
F
MAYBE AYOU THOUGHDT I WAS THE PACKARED
GOOSE C#m B
OR THE ARONALD DMCDONALD OF THE
ENOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE C#m B
WELL FUCK AALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'TD NEED E
NO EXCUSE FAOR BEING WHAT GI AM D E
C#mDO YOU HEAR ME, TBHEM?
ALL THEM ROCK 'N'A ROLL WRITERS IS THE D
EWORST KIND OF SLEEZE A B
SELLING PUNK LAIKE SOME NEW KIND OF D
EENGLISH DISEASE A B
IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THAE FUTURE D
GAW, SDPARE ME PLEASE E
C#m B (CHORD SET 1)
OH NO YOU GOTTA GO
C#mWHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,BI WANNA KNOW
I BAELIEVE YOU IBS THE GOVEC#mRNMENT'S
WHORE
FAND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE
AYOU'RE COMING FROM
(TWICE)
AFUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITHD THE PEN IN E
THEIR HAND C#m B
I WILL BE MOARE SPECIFIC SO TDHEY MIGHT E
UNDERSTAND C#m B
THEY CAN ALL KISS MYA ASS D
BUT BECAEUSE IT'S SO GRAND A
THEY BESTG JUST STAY AWAY, DHEY, HEEY,
HEY.
(CHORD SET 1)
HEY JOE WHO DID YOU BLOW?
MOE PUSHED THE BUTTON BOY
AND YOU WENT TO THE SHOW
BETTER SUCK A LITTLE HARDER OR THE
SHEKELS WONT FLOW
AND I DON'T MEAN YOU THUMB
SO ON YOUR KNEES YOU BUM
JUST TELL YOURSELF IT'S YUM
AND SUCK IT TILL ITS NUMB
FJOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY
AAND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY
FWONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?
A etc. . .
HI! IT'S ME. THE GIRL FROM THE BUS
REMEMBER THE LAST TOUR, WELL
INFORMATION IS NOT KNOWLEDGE
WISDOM IS NOT TRUTH
TRUTH IS NOT BEAUTY
BEAUTY IS NOT LOVE
LOVE IS NOT MUSIC
MUSIC IS THE BEST
WISDOM IS THE DOMAIN OF THE WIZ
WHICH IS EXTINCT
BEAUTY IS A FRENCH PHONETIC
CORRUPTION
OF A SHORT CLOTH NECK ORNAMENT
CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE
IF YOAUR IN THE AUDIENCDE AND LIKE WHAT E
WE DO C#m B
WELL WE WANT YOAU TO KNOW THAT WE D
ELIKE YOU ALL TOO C#m B
BUT AS FAOR THE SUCKER WHOD WILL WRITE E
THE REVC#mIEW
EIF HIS C#mMIND IS APREHENSIBLE
HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL
AND HAVE HIMSELF A SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
SIT AND SPIN UNTIL YOU ROT
ON THE COMIC UTENSIL
HE REALLY NEEDS TO SQUAT
ON THE COSMIC UTENSIL
NOW THAT I GOT THAT OVER WITH
ILL JUST PLAY MY IMAGINARY GUITAR
AGAIN
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5.
Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
Key: CHardC
G
D
A
Bm
Em
E
F#m
If you know the tune it should come easy!!!
Fast Rock!
CGDA
HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE
ASOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE
ACAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY
ABUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SDEE
BmBROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
BmARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TEmOO?
EWHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOAU'RE AN ASSHOLE
CGDA
AMAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY
AMAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY
ASO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY.D
F#mAND DEAGMAR
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch
I ever saw in my life
WHAT HIS NAME
1,2,3,4
THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF
HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP
And yet he was a beautiful lady
NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE
Lets talk about leather
AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton
production
WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN
"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"
YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL
The story of a demented bread boffer
AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat
loaf
YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO
then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town
IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN
Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona
AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite
WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN
Volcanic hell
BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW
next Thursday, teen town finest
F#mBUT YOEU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN
E'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
THAT'S RIGHT
E'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
YES, YES
E'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
THAT'S RIGHT
E'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
CGDA
NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST
AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE,
AYOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
AWELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO
AYOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTODM OF YOU D
F#mBUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL IT'S LOOKING AT YOU E D
F#mBUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, IT'S WINKING AT YOU E D
F#mBUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU E D
THAT'S WHY I SAY
AI'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTDE
CORN HOLE
FIST FUCK 4x
WRIST WATCH:CRISCO
PUD!
F#mDON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE 4X D
AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED! A
Good Luck with this one.
Classic Zappa!!!
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6.
Elvis Has Just Left The Building
Key: DMediumD
Em
C
F
G
Am
ElvisD has jusEmt *left the building -
C Those aDre his footprints, right there
D Elvis hEmas just left the building -
To F climb uGp that heavenly stair %
He gave Emaway D Cadillacs once in a while,
Had F sex in Ghis underpants, Yes, he had style!
Em Bell-boDttom jump suits? That's them in a pile,
But he F don't nGeed 'em now, 'Cause he's makin' Jesus smile!
D Elvis hEmas just *left the building -
C Those aDre his footprints, right there
D Elvis hEmas just left the building -
To F climb uGp that heavenly stair %
The Em Angels Dall love him, He brings them relief
With F dropletGs of moisture from his handkerchief!
Em Cher'biDm 'n ser'phim whizz over his head -
Jesus, F let himG come back! We don't want Elvis dead!
D Elvis hEmas just *left the building -
C Those aDre his footprints, right there
D Elvis hEmas just left the building -
To F climb uGp that heavenly stair %
So Em what ifD he looks like a wart-hog in heat?
He F knows wGe all love him - We'll just watch him eat,
So Em take doDwn the foil from his hotel retreat,
And F bring bGack The King for the man in the street!
D Elvis hEmas just *left the building -
C Those aDre his footprints, right there
D Elvis hEmas just left the building -
He's F up therAme with G Jesus, Din a C big D pur ple
chair
The interpretation of the last line is my own but may be close to
reality!
The * indicates where you can do the "hippie" lick, i.e. by fingering
a regular old first position D chord then momentarily dropping your
pinky down on the 3rd fret E string.
% indicates a good place to put in a little bass run (eighth notes):
Low E 3rd fret
Low A open
Low A 2nd fret
Low A open
Low E 3rd fret
then hit the Em chord on the down beat
Copyright Frank Zappa, Zappa Family Trust, etc.
7.
Absolutely Free
Key: FHardF
Gm
Cm
Ab
Db
Eb
G
C
A
D
B
E
Em7
Dm7
Sung:
FDiscorporate and Gmcome with me
FShifting, drifting, Cmcloudless, starless
AbVelvet Dbvalleys Eband a Gmsapphire Fsea (Fwah Ebwah)
FUnbind your mind, Gmthere is no time
FTo lick your stamps and Cmpaste them in
AbDiscorporDbate, and Ebwe Gmwill Fbegin (Fwah Ebwah Flower Power Sucks)
FDiamonds on Gmvelvets on Fgoldens on Gmvixen
On Fcomet and Gmcupid on Fdonner and Gmblitzen
On Fup and Gmaway and Fafar and a Gmgo go
EsFcape from the Gmweight of your Fcorporate Glogo!
CUnbind your Amind, there Dis no Btime EBoin n n n g
ETo Glick Dyour Estamps Eand Gpaste Dthem Ein
EDisDcorCporBate, Band Dwe'll AbeBgin
BDABBCDA
CEBDCEDFCEBDAC
GFreedom! FFreedom! GKindly FLoving!
GYou'll be FabsoEm7lutely Dm7free, Gonly Fif you Em7want to Dm7be Eb
FDreaming on Gmcushions of Fvelvet and Gmsatin
To Fmusic by Gmmagic by Fpeople that Gmhappen
To Fenter the Gmworld of a Fstrange purple Gmjello
The Fdreams as they Gmlive them are Fall mellow Gyellow
REPEAT CHORUS:
Enjoy!
8.
Catholic Girls
Key: FHardF
D#m
C
B
E
A
F#9
Ab9
F9
A9
C#m
CATHOLFIC GIRLS, WITH A TINYD#m LITTLE MUSTACHE C
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, DO YOU D#mKNOW HOW THEYC GO
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, IN THED#m RECTORY BACSEMENT
FATHER BRILEYS'S A FAIRY
BUT IT EDON'T BOTHER MACRY
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, AT THD#mE CYO C
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, DO Y'D#mKNOW HOW THEY GO? C
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, THERE CAN D#mBE NO REPCLACEMENT
AHOW DO THEY GO AFTER THE SHBOW?
C#m (CHORD SET 1)
ALL THE WAY
F#9THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO
D#mEVERY DAY
Ab9AND NONE OF THEIR MAMAS EVER SEEM TO
KNOW
F9HIP-HIP-HOORAY
A9FOR ALL THE CLASS THEY SHOW
(roll 9ths down to C#9)
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL
AT THE CYO, WHEN THEY LEARN TO BLOW...
"THERE LEARNING TO BLOW"
FALL THE CATHOLIC BOYS!
D#mWARREN CUCCURULCLO
FCATHOLIC BOYS
D#mKINDA YOUNG KINDA WOCW
FCATHOLIC BOYS
D#mVINNIE COCLAIUTA
BWHERE ARE THEY NOW
EDID THEY ALL TAKE A VC#mOW
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, D#mCARMENITA SCARFCONE
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, D#mHEY! SHE GAVE MEC VD
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, D#mTONI CARBONE C
AWITH A TONGUE LIKE A COW
BSHE COULD MAKE YOU GO WOW
(CHORD SET 1)
VD VOWDY VOOTIE
RIGHT AWAY
THAT'S THE WAY THEY GO
EVERY DAY
WHENEVER THEIR MAMAS TAKE THEM TO A
SHOW
MATINEE, PASS THE POPCORN PLEASE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CATHOLIC GIRL
WITH HER HAND IN THE BOX
WHEN SHE'S ON HER KNEES
SHE WAS ON HER KNEES!
FMY LITTLE CATHOLIC GIRL
D#mIN A LITTLE WHITEC DRESS
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, TD#mHEY NEVER CCONFESS
FCATHOLIC GIRLS, I GOT D#mONE FOR A COUCSIN
BI LOVE HOW THEY GO, SO ESEND ME A DC#mOZEN
FCATHOLIC GIRLS... D#mOOOOOOHH! ETCC.
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9.
For The Young Sophisticate
Key: FHardF
G
Am
C
D
A
Em
Baby baby why you cryiFn'
Feeling Gsorry what she Amsaid G F
Put down the rag, I told herAm then
Don't wanna Ghear you cry Amagain
Dear Gheart, dear Fheart
Tell me, tell Gme what's the Amreason
Dear Gheart, dear Fheart
Tell me, tell Gme what's the Amreason
You know she went to see the Fdoctor
And then she Gread a Ammagazine G F
Forget that book, I told her Amthen
Don't wanna Ghear about the book Amagain
Dear Gheart, dear Fheart
Tell me, tell me what's the reason
Dear Gheart, dear Fheart
Tell me, tell Gme what's the Amreason
C There was a picture on the stoGry
C That showed a young sophistiGcator
D Who falls in love three pages Alater
D With some aggressive Aagitator
C And by and by he comes to Dhate her
'Cause she don't shave her underEmarms
And he can't go for Dthat
'Cause he's a young sophistiAcator
Baby baby why you Fcryin'
It made me Gwonder what she Amsaid G F
Forget that book I told her Amthen
Don't wanna Ghear about the book Amagain
Dear Gheart, dear Fheart
Tell me, tell me what's the reason
Dear Gheart, dear Fheart
Tell me, tell Gme what's the Amreason
Would you still love me if my Fhair grew
All down the Gside of my kiAmmono G F
Well of course I would, it might be Amhip
If it did Gnot cause you to Amtrip
Dear Gheart, dear Fheart
Or radiGate a bad Amaroma
Dear Gheart, dear Fheart
Or radiGate a cheap Amaroma
10.
Go Cry On Somebody
Key: GHardG
Em
C
D
D7
G7
Cm
A7
Straight strumming is best for this song. The verse sounds good with a
little arpeggiation, but this is a pretty straightforward tune. Kinda
doo-wop like (real Frankie Vallie stuff, here).
Prologue
GA year ago today
EmWas when you went away
CBut now you come back knocking on my door
DAnd you say you're back to stay, but I say
Chorus 1
GGo Emcry on sComebody else's sDhoulder
GI'm somewhat Emwiser now
CAnd one whole year Dolder
GI sure don't Emneed you now
CI don't Dlove you anyGmore Em C D7
Chorus 2
GYou cheated me Embaby
And Ctold some dirty Dlies about me
GFooled around with all those oEmther guys
CThat's why I had to Dset you free
GI sure don't Emneed you now
CI don't Dlove you anyGmore C G G7
Verse
CA year ago today
CmYou went away
GAnd now you come back crying, G7crying darling to me
CI don't need you
CmNo I don't love you anymore
A7So go lean on, go cry, D7on somebody else's door
chorus 1
CGo ahead and cry
CmGo ahead and let the tears fall out oy your eyes
GLet 'em fall on your dress
G7Who cares if it makes a mess
CI gave you my high school ring
CmAt the rootbeer stand
A7We had a teenage love, baby
I D7thought it was sharp it was really so grand, but
chorus 2
(change line from "That's why I had to set you free" to "That's
why I had to get my khaki's pressed")
repeat chorus chords and fade while blubbering about how much you love this
woman.