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GCadd9
GMom got drunk and Cadd9Dad got drunk,
GAt a christmas Cadd9party
GWe were drinkin' Emchampagne punch and Chomemade eggDnog.
GLittle sister brought her Cadd9new boyfriend,
GHe was a Cadd9Mexican.
GWe didn't know what to Emthink of him,
'Til he Csang Feliz Navi DDa, Feliz Navi GDa. Cadd9 G Cadd9
GBrother Ken brought his Cadd9kids with him.
GThe three from his Cadd9first wife Lynn,
GAnd the G/Ftwo iEmdentical twins from his Csecond wife Mary-DNell.
GOf course, he brought his Cadd9new wife Kaye,
GWho talks all about Cadd9AA.
GChain G/Fsmokin' while the Emstereo plays NoCel, NoDel.
The First NoGel. Cadd9 G Cadd9
DCarve the turkey, turn the ball game on,
CMix margaritas when the eggnog's gone.
DSend somebody to the Quik-Pak store,
CWe need some ice and an extension cord.
DA can of bean dip and some Diet Rite,
CA box of Pampers, some Marlboro Lights.
GHalleG/Flujah, everyEmbody say cheese
Merry CChristmas from the DfamiGly. Cadd9 G Cadd9
GFran and Rita drove from Cadd9Harlingen,
GI can't remember how I'm Cadd9kin to them.
GBut when they G/Ftried to plug their Emmotorhome in,
They Cblew our christmas Dlights.
GCousin David knew just Cadd9what went wrong,
GSo we all waited out on Cadd9our front lawn.
GHe threw the G/Fbreaker and the Emlights came on,
And we Csang Silent DNight, Silent GNight.Cadd9
Oh, Holy NiGght. Cadd9
DCarve the turkey turn the ballgame on,
CMake Bloody Marys cause we all want one.
DSend somebody to the Stop 'n Go,
CWe need some celery and a can of fake snow.
DA bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite,
CA box of Midol, some Salem Lights
GHalleG/Flujah, everyEmbody say cheese.
Merry CChristmas from the DfamiGly Cadd9 G Cadd9
Feliz Navi G6Da.
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