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EmRight now, we're angry and sad
CIt's our right to get righteously mad
At every Ammember of the opposite sexD
Oh God, we hatEme them!
EmLet's not distinguish between them at all
CLet's just drink a lot more alcohol
And Amthen high-five each other
As we make a bunch of blanket statBements
Let's Cgeneralize about Dmen!
Let's Bgeneralize about Emmen!
Let's take Cone bad thing aboDut one man
BAnd apply it to aEmll of them
Let's conCflate all the guys
Let's Dgeneralize
About Emmen!
EmAll men are completely repressed
CAll men only want to have sex
AmThere are no exceptions
AllD three billion men are likEme this (All 3.6 billion men!)
EmAll men are emotionally stunted
When Casked how they feel, every man's always grunted
And Amwhy do men never listen and only think about themselves
As opposed to Bwomen, who always listen and never think about themselves?
N.C.
(Ooh, I hear you, girl!)
Let's Cgeneralize about Dmen!
Let's Bgeneralize about Emmen!
Let's get sCuper-lit
And notD admit
This is some Bkind of primal ritual we Emneed now and then
Maybe our Cspirits will rise
If we Dgeneralize about Emmen!
CAll men are stupid and childish
DEven the ones who are smart and mature
CAll every man does every day
Is watch Bporn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
N.C.
(Hey, what about gay men? Oh no, gay men are fine)
CGay men are all really great
DEvery single one
They're never Cmean, just sassy
They're all completely aBdorable and fun
So let's Cfocus for now on straight Dmen
Let's just Bgeneralize about Emthem
(They're all Bmonsters! They're murderers! They're rapists! Totally! Wait, I have sons.)
CYour sons are Dgonna be raEmpists
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