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Some tDime ago, at A/CSanta's place Bmup in the old North PAole
There lEmived a lump of Bmanthracite whose pEarents called him JAoel
JDoel, Joel, the lAump of coal Bmhappy as a lump can F#mbe
He jGust wants to keep SDanta warm and mGake the elves cozAy
But SDanta Claus hadA/C other plans for JBmoel one fateful dAay
JEmoel, you're just the Bmlump I need come jEoin me on my slAeigh
JDoel, Joel, the lAump of coal Bmheart leapt up with F#mjoy
I'll sGoon be Santa's prDesent to a lGucky girl or bAoy B7 D
We'll lEmaugh and play togetherD and hAold each other tightG
SnDuggle under clean white shAeets when we gGo to sleep at nightD/F
Then SEmanta's elves all laughed at JoelD you're Ain for a surpriseG
You're nDot a special Christmas giftA you're jGust a booby prizeD/F
What kEmid would ever want youD you're fAilthy as can beG
NDow you have to go and liveA with Gone who's been naughty
But DI make hGeat, E/Gpoor Joel crAied andA#dim7 electriBmcity
You pollute the D7airC with CO2 and mA7ercury
JDoel, Joel, the lAump of coal fell dBmown upon his kF#mnees
I dGon't wanna live with a nDaughty kid don't mGake me, Santa, plAease
But SDanta laughed his A/Cjolly laugh Ho, HBmo, you stupid lump A
You're jEmust the thing to teBmach this brat that SEanta ain't no chAump
So Doff they flew and, beA/Cfore he knew JBmoel was in a sAack
He crEmied and yelled to SBmanta Claus why dEon't we just go bAack
And tEmhen came Christmas morningD
And, mAuch to Joel's surprise (Much to Joel'Gs surprise)
He sDaw a boy with the saddest faceA
And tGears were in his eyes (Tears wereD/F in his eyes)
He Empicked Joel up and held himD
And sAaid you can be my friend (Hey man, lGet's be friends)
I woDuld've liked some presents bAut
You're whGat Santa chose to send (Santa cD/Fhose to send)
It's tEmrue, I've been a naughty boy D
And mAaybe that's a sin (Maybe thGat's a sin)
If thDis is how Santa treats the kidsA, I'm jGust glad that I'm not him
JDoel, Joel, the lAump of coal kBmnew what he mustF#m do
He said nGow I know the reDason why GI got sent to yAou
Cause whDen a person hurtA/Cs inside it tBmurns him hard and cAruel
But EmI know how to mBmake your pain intEo a precious jewelA
So tDake me in your A/Chand, young man and squBmeeze with all your mAight
Let's tEmurn your pain and Bmanger into sEomething that shines brAight
Then JDoel, Joel, the lAump of coal he gBmave his life aF#mway
Oh, Gone good naughty lDittle boy had a dGiamond on ChrAistmas dDay
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