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DI sat at a bar having a beer Gtrying to Ahold down the Dstew
When a stranger walked in, stood there beside me, and Gplopped down Athere like a Dfool
He started drinkin' then he started talkin' 'bout Gthings that were Awrong in his Dlife
GThe more that I heard, the Dmore I believed, the Athing that was wrong was his Dwife
He said you Dtalk about beauty, when we first met she was Gall that a Aman could Ddesire
Talk about love, one night with her would set your Gvery soAul afire D
But love's little flame is out of control, 'bout G3 feet hAigh from Dbehind
GSince we've been married I've Dcome to believe that Alove is of the dumb and the Dblind, no offense
You Dtalk about ugly, when she gets mad, Gshe goes from AJekyll to DHyde
She grits her teeth, then her Geyes roll back, Apivot from side to Dside
She completely rewrites the whole English language, 4-Gletter, descAriptive and lDoud
Now GI can't out-think her, but I can sDure out-drink her, and Athat's what I'm doin' here Dnow
'Cause I've Gspent 7 years with the Dwrong woman
GSeven and goin' on eight D
She Gspent 7 years Dnaggin' and eatin'
I'm over-wrought and she's overAweight
If GI try leavin' she Dhas me arrested
Takes her ownG sweet time gettin' me Dout
If she ain't number G1, she's in the top D2
Of the things I Acould live wDithout
GMen commit murder and Dall kinds of mayhem
In a Gfew years they're back on the Dstreet
GHighway robbery and Dwhite collar crime
And they laugh at the system they Areap
SomeGtimes I'm tempted, someDtimes I'm ashamed
Of the Gthings the law will aDllow
GI coulda killed her Dwhen I first met her
And I'd a Abeen out of jail by Dnow
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