Chord Booklet

Wilbur Soot

10 songs|30 chords used|Hard

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Chords used

F#m

C#7

F#m7

Dm7

F#7

C#m

G/B

I Am Very Smart

Key: CHard

I've beenC straight-As since begAminning of Grade School

4.Em0 GPA and a Gcollege grant, too

CorCrecting the teacher is a Amnotable feature

ReEmminding them my daddy earns Gmore than you

AndC, oh, I'm not a Bbproduct of my FinsecuritiF7es

On the Ccontrary, I'm a Bbcannonball

A persoFnality of unscrupulous scrutiny

I'm a Cgenius Bb F

I'm really fucking Csmart

I'm a Bbgenius oFoh

I'm really CsmBbartF

CBbF

Post-Chorus

CBaba-badaBbdadadabum

BadaFdum F7

CBaba-badaBbdadadabum

BadaFdum F7

Now I'mC sixteen and I'm Ammastering history

AEmquatic biology, geGography, too

Taking Cnotes, so everyAmbody can know

On this Emtest, I'm gonna score Ghigher than you

And,C oh, I'm not a Bbproduct of my FinsecuritiF7es

I'm just Cwondering why I Bbwasn't invited to the Fend of year high-school party

N.c

It's probably 'cause

I'm a CgeniusBb F

I'm really fucking Csmart

I'm a Bbgenius ooFh

I'm really CsmBbartF, I am really CsmBbartF

EmWhen I enter in the Amroom, everybody hides and Emducks

Probably 'cause they Amthink, I'm an annoying little gEmenius

I don't know what I've Amdone to deserve this

CEnvy is a plague and they Dall have got the black death

Now I'm Ctwenty and my lAmife is gettin' slower

I Emdon't know why I Gcan't compete

I've been Ccruising like this since AmI can remember

The Emsimple challenges I Gcan't complete C

Oh, I'm Bbstarting to succumb to my FinsecuritiF7es

Maybe Cgrade school was the Bbplace where I peFakedF7

CBuhba,Bb buhba,F buhba,F7 buhba

CBuhba,Bb buhba,F buhba,F7 buhbum

CBuhbum,Bb buhbum,F buhba,F7 buhbum

CBuhba-bada-Bbdadadabum-Fbum

CI think I've Ammade a mistEmake G

CThe first miAmstake I everEm madeG

CI'm not a gAmeniuGs, CI'm not evEmen that sAmmart

N.c

But one thing is true

I'm smarter than you

CBaba-badaBbdadadadum F

Baba-dadadadumC

Baba-badaBbdadadaFdum

N.c

Dadadada

CBaba-badaBbdadadadum F

Baba-badadadada-dadadaCdum

Ba-BbdadadadaFdum

I'm smarter than Cyou Bb F

I'm smarter than Cyou

Baba-badaBbdadadadum

BadaFdum

And I've learned my Clesson

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Your New Boyfriend

Key: GHard

GBmEmCCm

GLife isn't quite what I thought I'd be

When BmI was a kid on VoIP

I Emthought when I get older, I'd Cmarry her

I Cmtold her

But Gnow I'm 26 and I work in an office

Bm9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest

Em If I could change a single Cthing

I'd make it Cmme and not him

But Che's in your bed

And CmI'm in your Twitch chatG

CI've got the key

And Cmhe's just a doormatG

And Ceven though he's got Cmsocial skills

That Gdoesn't mean I can't Bmpay the bills

CAnyway, make the Cmmost of him

'Cause Gshe moves on pretty Bmbloody quick

Oh-oh, A7your new boyfriend's an A7arsehole (Woo)

And, Gyeah, I've met Jared

(Of course I've met Jared)

The Bmone who took you away from me

Em You hit it off instantly

I Cknow, 'cause you won't stop Cmtelling me

I've Gseen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles

BmPush against his fashion sense

Em I've thought about what he looks like Cnude

I'm not gay, thoughCm A

G'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dreamBm, living the dream)

Oh, Emshe's living the dream

From Cback when we were Cmseventeen

G'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dreamBm, living the dream)

Oh, Emshe's living the dream

From Cback when we were Cmseventeen

GHow on Earth could I be saved?

When BmI'm one click away from insane

I just think that EmI deserve

A little bit of Cwhat I earnedCm

I'm Gnot gonna make another scene

The Bmone I made when I was 23

It means I'm Emnot allowed in CDisney WorldCm A

But Che's in your bed

And CmI'm in your Twitch chatG

CI've got the key

And Cmhe's just a doormatG

And Ceven though he's got Cmsocial skills

That Gdoesn't mean I can't Bmpay the bills

CAnyway, make the Cmmost of him

'Cause Gshe moves on pretty Bmbloody quick

Oh-oh, A7your new boyfriend's an A7arsehole

I Gthink about you every dayBm (Every day)

So Emhow on Earth can I be saved?Cm (Can I be saved?)

I Gthink about him a lot as wellBm (I think about him)

EmMaybe if he wasn't fine as hellCm (He's really fine as hell)

'Cause Gyou're beauty

And Bmyou're grace (You're grace)

Your Emtelephone calls are my Cmfavourite place

G And I want you to notice Bmme

Em With no restraining Cmorder please (Jason Derulo)

G I want you to careBm

Em I want to smell Cmyour hair

GBmEmCCmG

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Soft Boy

Key: AHard

F#m

C#7

F#m7

AA7F#mC#7E

A7I wish I smoked cigaF#mrettes but they make me cough C#7 E

AI cry before, during, aA7fter sex

I F#mdon't look good witC#7h my t-shirt oEff

And Ait's hard eA7nough to beF#m cool with evC#7erybody elsEe

AMocking your haircut, A7oversized sweaterF#ms

C#7Saying thEat I'm cute

F#mEBm

F#mEBmBm

AAnd it's not an ahegao Ahoodie, it's a work of art Bm F#m

AI get turned on by my rAeflection in passing cars Bm F#m

I'm looking for a Awindow to anoE7ther world

Where I F#mdon't feel as C#7lost and bored

I just Adon't want to be a Gsoft boy anymF#more

IE wanna be yours

Instrumental

AA7F#mC#7

ELiving the dream A A7

It's just oF#mne of those dreams where you're lC#7osing allE your teethA

And if you A7think that it gets F#mbetter

C#7Darling, take aE look at me A

I'm in too deA7ep

F#mSame dried ramen in a C#7bowl I'm too laEzy to clean A

And I dA7on't know F#mwhy

FYou'd ever wanna kick it with me

F#mEBm

F#mEBmBm

AAnd it's not an ahegao Ahoodie, it's a work of art Bm F#m

AI get turned on by my rAeflection in passing cars Bm F#m

I'm looking for a Awindow to anoE7ther world

Where I F#mdon't feel as C#7lost and bored

I just Adon't want to be a Gsoft boy anymF#more

I wEanna be yours F#m

I wC#7anna be yoursF#m7

IA wanna be yA#7sus4ours B7sus4

AIt's not an ahegao Ahoodie, it's a work of aBmrt F#m

ASo let me know when my feelings stopBm F#m

AI'm just your window to another world

Where youF#m ended up lC#7ost and poor

I just Adon't want to be a Gsoft boy anymF#more

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I'm In Love With An E-girl

Key: GMedium

GAmC

Well, it's G2:45pm

Wake Bup from snoring, Copen DMs

GCan of Red Bull by the bed

BVape is'chargeCd,'Snapchat's read

What's Gpopping? B C

What'sâG??poppingB? C

She's Gbeauty, she's grace

She has aâB??profile picture of aCn anime girl's face

GJust a single message more

Sends her Brubbing up my Cethernet cord A

I wanna be the Cguy

That you Bfall asleep on cAall with

I'll make you forgCet

Every Bguy that came befoAre me

'Cause I like Cyou

And Byou like my atteAntion

Let's skip to the Cgood bit

Let's consummate our internet conneDction

GI'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

BI'm in love with an

CWith an e-girl

GI'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

BI'm in love with an

CWith an e-girl

GMom took away my PS4

So I Bpunched a hole through my Cbedroom wall

I'm Gnot aggressive

I just ooze masculine passion B C

GDid you know I've also got depression?

I'm Bself-diagnosed, thought CI should mention

GI thought you could be the one to fiBx me C A

I wanna be the Cgirl

That you Bfall asleep on caAll with

Meanwhile CI'll

Find Bother people to Atalk with

'Cause you like Cme

And BI think you're a maAniac

Let's skip to the Cgood bit

Let's completely block all contaDct

GI'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

BI'm in love with an

CWith an e-girl

GI'm in love with an

I'm in love with an

BI'm in love with an

CWith an e-girl

GMom took away my PS4

I've Bsaid it so many timCes before

How can GI live on if I keep collectingB C

These Gevery little slights and insurrections

BConstant pain in Cevery dimension

My Gbody weeps

Disbelief heads suspensionsB C A

I wanna be the Cguy

That you find Bstalking your affAections

Your social media Cscoured

You seek Bpolice intervAentions

Cause I base mCy

BIdeals on obsAessive media

N.c

Maybe if I act like them

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Internet Ruined Me

Key: AHard

F#m7

A9Bm

F#m7E2D2A9

A9Bm

F#m7E2D2A9

A9Bm

My keyboard's like my heA9art

It shines in RGB

And it's full of blood

I don't know what is wrA9ong with me

But I'm scared

Pissed off and lonely

I have trouble speaking to womA9en

Unless they're 2D

Or high definition

Spend all my time on social mA9edia

This is the stBmate that I'm in

A9A9

My twitter feed's

Like my brA9ain

'Cause I have it on dark mode

Memorize everything she sA9ays

So I can use it to guess her passcode

She's beauty, she A9is grace

She has a profile picture

Of her gorgeous face

To try and get more spA9onsors

To trBmy and get more sponsors

Bm But whA9y don't you care?

I have spBment the past ten yA9ears

Of my life

Making you prepared

You're polBmitical enough

But nA9ot contrary

Sexual enough but not enough

To scare me

Bm Give me a rA9eason not to be

On my knees

The Einternet has ruined me

F#m7E2D2A9

A9Bm

Look, I know

I must sound insA9ane

But that's part of the package

If she can't handle me at my wA9orst

She don't deserve my mental baggage

I know you want six foot fA9our

But one foot more

And I'd almost be tall enough

To reach the high shelf, be your A9incel

I think I might bBme

A threat to myself A9

A threat to myself

A9BmA9

Bm But whA9y does she rD6un?

When I'm mBmonthly giving her

FA9ifty percent of my D6income

It fBmeels like my idA9eas of affection

Are bD6ased around artificial perfection

Bm I just wA9ant to appeD6ase

E The internet has ruined mF#m7e

E2D2A9

A9Bm

F#m7E2D2A9

A9Bm

We used to sleep

On call togethA9er

We used to sleep

On call together

We used to sleep

On call togethA9er

We used to sleep

On call together

We used to sleep

On call togethA9er

We used to sleep

On call together

We used to sleep

On call togethA9er

We used to slBmeep

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Saline Solution

Key: FHard

Dm7

F#7

F7AmC

F7I think I'm dying this time Am C

F7I'm not Ammelodramatic C

I'm just Empragmatic beyond any

F7ReasoningAm for thinking CI've got

Fuckin' Emrabies, or something

FI think I'm dying this time Am C

Tab - Frase

Parte 2 de 4

Parte 3 de 4

Parte 4 de 4

F7I think I've lost my mind Am C

F7Blurring the Amfact and the fictions

CWhile simuEmltaneously fixing

F7Myself Amup with a girl C

Named Empanadol

F7Bite the Amtablet, elixir

CDisinteEmgrate, mouth's a mixer

FI think I've lost my mind Am C

FI think I've lost my minAmd C

Parte 1 de 2

Parte 2 de 2

Tab -Ponte

Dm7CmF#7

Dm7If I could just bCmreak one more F#7night

Dm7Maybe I could wake Cmup and feel alF#7right

Dm7My optimistically Cmset alarm cloF#7ck time

Dm7Serves only to Cmmock me with flasF#7hing lights D7

Parte 1 de 4

Parte 2 de 4

Parte 3 de 4

Parte 4 de 4

F7I think I've made my choiAmce C

F7Sit seAmcluded in hatred

CDevoid of Emplans friends are making

F7I think I've made my choicAme C

F7I'm a leech, sucking blood bag Am

CTaste dEmefeat, it's a sandbag

F7I think I've found my voicAme C

F7I sit secluded in hatred

CDevoid of Emplans friends are making

F7Saline solCutAmion

F7Saline soClution to Amall your

F7Saline soluCtioAmn

F7Saline soClution to Amall your proF7blems

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Karen, Please Come Back I Miss The Kids

Key: AHard

C#m

F#7

F#m

AKareC#mn, please come backA I miC#mss the kids

BmHow old's he aEgain, 24?

E7Is he still your yoga instructor?

AKaren,C#m I don't have Aa bed C#manymore

AI sleep oC#mn a futon on the hAardC#mwood floor

BmCan you blame me?E I'm quite poor

E7Why'd you have to be sAuch a whore?

DAnd I wiD7ll write yFou sF#7ongs

GUntil my lungs fall out

Until yGmou hear me out

DShe tookD7 the fucFking kids

GPlease hear me now

All IGm want's for you to listen

AKaren,C#m I keep your hairA in thC#me drain

AA little pieC#mce of you that Astill reC#mmains

BmSometimes I sEtroE7ke itA

DMy pain bD7urns hotF as mF#7y torch

GPlaced outside your door

Now yGmou'll see why you're a-- nope, already done that one

DI'll die in D7ritual fFireF#7

GTear my world apart

Like yGmou did to my heart

AKareC#mn, please comeA back I mC#miss the kids

AWas my C#marson not eAnough tC#mo convince, you?

BmGive me back Dmmy son

So I can stop sendF#ming yEmou mDmy porn

So open uF#mp youEmr doDmor

DmKaren, I've been thinking

BmKaren, I know I've bDmeen bad

Probably shouldn't have killed your dad

EBut, is it reaE7lly groundAs for dC#mivorce?

(KarAenC#m)

BmNo, DmNaaAahhh

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L'manberg Anthem

Key: CMedium

G/B

I heCard there was a spAmecial place

Where mCen could go and eAmmancipate

The bruFtality and the Gtyranny

Of their rCulers G

Well this Cplace is real you Fneedn't fGret

With AmWilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, fuFck Eret

It'sG/B a very big andE7 not blow up L'AmManburg

My L'MFanburg

My L'MAmanburg

My L'MFanburg

My LC'ManbGurg C G

CAm

For fCreedom and for Amliberty

Our nCation sought to bAmuild on these

A vicFtory for all Gunder our Cfreedom G

Well the Cdarkness came and Fthen it wGent

We Ambuilt a home and Fwatched it end

And G/Bfrom the rubble E7grew my great L'AmManburg

It's L'FManburg

It's L'AmManburg

It's L'FManburg

It's LC'ManbGurg C G

CAm

With Cbloodied hands Amand weakened knees

Our pCeople rose like the Amphoenix

Our eFmpty fields and Gcanals

'Round CL'Mantree G

With Csweat and tears weF armed our rGanks

We Amlaid foundations iFn our land

And fG/Brom every lip fromE7 here up to infAminity

We sing LF'Manburg

We sing LAm'Manburg

We sing LF'Manburg

We sing LC'ManbuGrg C G C

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Jubilee Line

Key: AMedium

A7Wasting your tA6ime F A

A7You're wasting mA6ine F A

A7I hate to see you leaA6ving F A

A7Fate worse than dyiA6ng F A

A7Your city gave me asthA6ma F A

A7So that's why I'm fucking leavA6ing F A

A7Your water gave me cancA6er F A

A7The pavement hurt my feelinA6gs F A

A7Shout at the waA6ll F

ABecause the waA7lls don't fucking love yA6ou F A

A7Shout at the wA6all F

ABecause the waA7lls don't fucking love yA6ou F

AA7A6F

AThere's a reA7ason