Chord Booklet

Ween

10 songs|21 chords used|Hard

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Chords used

Dsus

Am7

F#m

C#m

A/C

G#m

Baby Bitch

Key: EmMedium

Dsus

Am7

Baby Bitch by Ween

from Chocolate and Cheese

by Dan Steinbock, corrected transcription by Gene Ween himself

CHORDS

EmGDDsusAmAm7

This Am7 change is just a quick hammer off then on back to Am, similar to

the D and Dsus change at the end of verses. \ /

EmIt's been a whilGe since I'Dve seen you sAmmile Am7 Am

But nEmow you've cGome back agDain

Came iEmnto the roGom and you sDaw my gAmirl Am7 Am

And you asEmked her how loGng it's bDeen

"AEm year" she sGaid and you shDook your hAmead Am7 Am

Said "I'm Emsurprised it's gGone on that lDong"Dsus D

EmBaby, GBaby, DBaby BAmitch Am7 Am

For Emwords I Gam at a lDoss

BEmaby, BGaby, BDaby BAmitch Am7 Am

I'm beEmtter now plGease fuck oDff

What Emelse you gonnaG say while you'reD back on yourAm stayAm7 Am

Maybe Emsomething, maybe Gnothing, we'll Dsee

It's Emjust tooG bad, you'reD beautiful IAm guesAm7s Am

I Emwasn't for Gyou and you Dweren't for meDsus D

EmBaby, GBaby, DBaby AmBitchAm7 Am

Please Emslip back Ginto yourDself

EmBaby, GBaby, DBaby AmBitchAm7 Am

EmGo conquer Gsomeone Delse

EmPeople say, "HowG beautiful, howD sweet, how Amkind"Am7 Am

You're Emperfect, you've got Gnothing to Dhide

But EmI, for Gone, have Dseen the Amsun Am7 Am

And the Embitch that you've Glocked up inDside Dsus D

Got Emfat, got Gangry, started Dhating myAmself Am7 Am

Wrote "EmBirthday GBoy" for you Dbabe

Now I'm Emskinny andG sick andD paraAmnoid Am7 Am

EmWithout a Gcent to my Dname Dsus D

EmBaby, GBaby, DBaby AmBitchAm7 Am

EmFuck you, you Gstinkin' ass Dho

Most Embeauty I'veG seen

You Dcome from a Amdream

But I Emcan't close my Geyes Danymore

No, I Emcan't close my Geyes Danymore

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The Blarney Stone

Key: FMedium

FGet off my Fass you Fwee bitty Ffuck

If I Fpull out the Fclaymore you're Cshit outta Fluck

FWho's that Fgirl, that Fpretty young Fthing

FAfter I Ffuck her she'll Cget up and Fsing

FAye Dmaye Caye C

FSharpen your Fboot, and Cbludgeon your Feye

FAye Dmaye Caye C

The FBlarney FStone brings a Ctear to me Feye

FDown to the Fpub for a Ftwo shilling Fale

The Fbread on the Fcounter is Cgoing Fstale

If FI don't Fget some Ffresh bread Fsoon

Gonna Fpunch you in your Fface and Cbark at the Fmoon

FAye Dmaye Caye C

FSharpen your Fboot, and Cbludgeon your Feye

FAye Dmaye Caye C

The FBlarney FStone brings a Ctear to me Feye

Ain't Fgot no Fgirl 'cause I Fhaven't the Ftime

Got Ftoo many Fother Cthings on me Fmind

FPatty was Fnice she was Fpale and Fcute

But I Fthrew her aFway like an Cold piece of Ffruit

FAye Dmaye Caye C

FSharpen your Fboot, and Cbludgeon your Feye

FAye Dmaye Caye C

The FBlarney FStone brings a Ctear to me Feye

Got Fooze in my Fpores my Ffeet are all Fwet

Got Fmold in my Fears but CI ain't dead Fyet

Got Fstones in me Fbladder got a Fcrack in me Fhead

When FPatty starts Fcrying Cthis is what I Fsaid

FAye Dmaye Caye C

FSharpen your Fboot, and Cbludgeon your Feye

FAye Dmaye Caye C

The FBlarney FStone brings a Ctear to me Feye

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Push Th Little Daisies

Key: ACapo 1Medium

A6G6

DDm

A6 When you lie, G6kiss your baby bye bye bye

D And if you're true, the Dmwhole wide world will laugh with you

A6 When we see, G6nothing's wrong with you and me

DWith you time will tell, it Dmmight even bring a wedding bell

A6 If you thinkG6 that I'm a loser

D Well you suck, cause you Dmknow I ain't nothin' but a user

A6 of your love,G6 can't get enough

D Girl it's true, the Dmwhole wide world is smilin' with you

A6Push th' little daisies and E9make em come up

A6 Sometimes I know,G6 sometimes I'm on the go

D But I'm comin' back, so Dmdon't give me no flak

A6 It's all you,G6 and it's me too

D It's your world, Dmyou's the girl, you's the girl

A6 Happier than shit,G6 things that might go click with me

D Click with you, is that Dmlove? Is that love? Oh

A6Push th' little daisies and make em come up

G6Push th' little daisies and make em come up

DPush th' little daisies and make em come up

DmPush th' little daisies and make em come up

A6Push th' little daisies and E9make em come up

Watch the A6little daisies grow, E9little daisies grow

Now just A6push th' the little daisies and makeE9 'em come up

Watch them A6grow watch them grow, as I E9push the little daisies and make 'em come up

A6 Make 'em come up, make 'em E9come up, make 'em come up, say

A6Push th' little daisies and E9make em come up

N.C.

Push th' little daisies and make em come up

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Waving My Dick In The Wind

Key: AHard

F#m

C#m

I'm Awaving my dick in the F#mwind

If it Aall goes C#mright, I'll be F#min your arms toAnight

But I'm Ewaving my Fdick in the Awind

I'm Alost in the sauce once aF#mgain

If I Amake it through the C#mnight, everyF#mthing will be alAright

But I'm Bmlost in the Csauce once aAgain

It's been F#mninety-seven days since I laid my head beside you

And a F#mmillion miles of highway in-betAween

There's some F#mred and blue lights that are shining right behind me

And that Epig's pretty Dmean, bastard C#m Bm

You should have Aseen old Jimmy Wilson F#mdance

AGive that boy a C#mdime, and F#myou could have a Dchance

To Esee old FJimmy Wilson Adance

A F#m Dance, Jimmy

I'm doin' the Abest I can, goddamnF#m (that's it)

You Aknow, I can't really C#mdance like I F#mused to.

I mean I'll Atry, but I'm anE old, old Fman nowA

I've got a F#mreal good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson

Sure enough, he's got what it Atakes

F#mDo another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy?

Cause Eyou're a Dreally good danceC#mr Bm

AF#m

A OoF#mh yeah, cut me down!

AC#mF#mD

EFA

AF#m

AC#mF#mD

EFA

I'm Awaving my dick in the F#mwind (aa-oo-aa)

If it Aall goes C#mright, I'll be F#min your arms toDnight

But I'm Ewaving my Fdick in the Awind

EWaving my Fdick in the Awind

I'm Ewaving myF dick in the Awind

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Mister Richard Smoker

Key: CHard

A/C

F#m

G#m

C Doodley baboo

Dm Doodley baboo

F Doodley baboo Gbow

CMister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker

CChardonnay and cocaine in the CspaA/C Dm G

GCigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth

ToGnight we'll tango in the street

FYou eat Gdark meat

CMister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker

ToCnight you're gonna let it all hang CoutA/C Dm G

GPantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes

ToGnight we'll tango in the street

FYou eat Gdark meat

C Doodley baboo

Dm Doodley baboo

F Doodley baboo Gbow

Guitar and piano solo

CCA/CDmG

GFG

Slide guitar and fiddle solo

CCA/CDmG

GFG

Trumpet and clarinet solo

CCA/CDmG

G FYou eGat dark meat

C Doodley baboo

Dm Doodley baboo

F Doodley baboo Gbow

CMister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker

CCognac and black coffee with the CboysA/C Dm G

GDancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound

Your Ghands are wet, your hair is slick

FYou smoke Gbig dick

CMister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker

CBruce and Jeff will pick you up at CtenA/C Dm G

GGoing out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty

ToGnight we'll tango in the street

FYou eat Gdark meat

Modulation outro

C Doodley baboo

Dm Doodley baboo

F Doodley baboo Gbow

D Doodley baboo

Em Doodley baboo

G Doodley baboo Abow

E Doodley baboo

F#m Doodley baboo

A Doodley baboo Bbow

F Doodley baboo

G#m Doodley baboo

B Doodley baboo Cbow

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Voodoo lady

Key: AmMedium

intro 2:guitar riff twice w/ bass riff

verse one

Am Voodoo Lady C

Shaking that Amstick and CdriviGn' me DcraCzy

Am Your eyes looks Cred and hazy Am C G D C

Am Doin' that Cstuff that you Amdo C G D C

Am And Cmessin' me up with your Amvoodoo C G D C

DYou drive me crazy with that

FBoogie oogie oogie oogie oogie

DYou drive me crazy with that

FBoogie Fboogie Fboogie

verse two

Am Your lips are Chot and spicAmy C G D C

Am Servin' up red beaCns and rice, yeaAmh C G D C

Am At midnight she's a Chowlin' and stompin'Am C G D C

Am Makin' love to the Cgators in the swampiAmn' C G D C

repeat Chorus

solo part 1:verse riff three times

solo part 2:D and F from Chorus

verse three

Am I feel you Cnow inside me Am C G D C

Am Never once did Cyou deny mAme C G D C

Am Doin' that Cstuff that you Amdo C G D C

Am Knockin' me oCut with your voodAmoo C G D C

repeat Chorus

verse three

Am Voodoo Clady

Am Shakin' that stick Cdrivin' me crazy

Am Voodoo Clady

Oh yeah

bridge:strum each rapidly for half a bar

bass bridge:8 times -- mess with high A chord from guitar bridge for first two

guitar riff:twice

repeat verse one

{repeat Chorus:end abruptly on last F

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You Were The Fool

Key: EEasy

EBless the father bless the son

ECross your heart 'cause you're the one

CollAecting moonbeams in the Emorning

ECurvy sticks and wooden poles

EAssisting you in plugging holes

APlug them holes till you see straight Ethrough to the mind's eye

DThink about it turn around

AAnd go back to the quiet sound

Of CJim and Dan prancing 'round the Dpool

You were the Efool, and I feel Asorry for Eyou

You were the Efool, but there's Dsomething you can Ado

__Verse__

You can Ewash your arm in a pool of mud

You can Echop a tree, prevent a flood

You can Aspeak with a turtle just by Eflipping him around

You can Ebuild a boat, and sail the sea

You can Ebuy a moat and forge a key

InAitiate the sequence, cEreate catastrophe

DThink about it turn around

And Ago back to the quiet sound

Of CJim and Dan prancing 'round theD pool

You were the Efool, and I feel Asorry for Eyou

You were the Efool, but there's Dsomething you can Ado

__Verse__

EBless the father, bless the son

ECross your heart 'cause you're the one

ACollecting moonbeams in the Emorning

ECurvy sticks and wooden poles

EAssisting you in plugging holes

APlug them holes till you see straight Ethrough to the mind's eye

DThink about it turn around

And Ago back to the quiet sound

Of CJim and Dan prancing round the Dpool

You were the Efool, and I feel Asorry for Eyou

You were the Efool, but there's Dsomething you can Cdo

You were the Efool

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The Grobe

Key: EHard

EMABINA RDIFCF:G xF4 B F E

ENOTE: On 4th repeat, hold the A then go into the Verse.

BSometimes the Fones you hold so Cclose can make you Ecry

BIt's a pain in the Fass to let'em Cgo-ooo-Eoh

BWith a battered Fwish you hope that (the) Cmonkey wore a Etie

BIt's no surFprise to find he Cdo-ooo-Eon't

E7Put the pointed pencil in the pepper pAulp

CAnd take a little sniff of the things beElow

E7Bring it to a boil and simmer lAow

CPut the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the GrBobe

EBADCGFBFE

MAIN RIFF

BWatch the Fworker shield his Cheart from the world outEside

BDidn't get a Fchance to let'em Cknow-ooo-whoEa

BAlsace is Fspinning fast and the Cwine mixed with the Etide

BPlease don't Flet my brain exCplo-ooo-whEoade

E7Put the pointed pencil in the pepper pAulp

CAnd take a little sniff of the things beElow

E7Bring it to a boil and simmer lAow

CPut the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the GrBobe

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Right To The Ways And The Rules Of The World

Key: AmEasy

AmMonsters that twinkle like cats in the night C

The Amcosmic conceiver continues his plight C

A Amwar of the heavens, what's wrong and what's right

DRight to the ways and the rules of the world Am

DRight to the ways and the rules of the world

AmSpraying the children with incense and myrrh C

The Amhopeless confessions of minds unsure C

AmSpraying the children with incense and myrrh

DRight to the ways and the rules of the world Am

Instrumental

GDAmC

I Amtried to come over and see you todCay

I Amtried to come over to want you to say C

I wAmanted you say to come today

DRight to the ways and the rules of the world Am

AmMindlessly hoping she falls for their miCnds

AmHolding the sacraments, secrets unkind C

AmChewing the curdles of cream from the rain

DRight to the ways and the rules of the world

AmChewing the grits

DRight to the ways and the rules of the world

Instrumental

GDAmC

AmuntCil end

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10.

I Dont Wanna Leave You On The Farm

Key: CMedium

verse

CI don't wanna leave you on the farm

CI don't wanna leave you on theAm farm

CI don't wanna Amgo

GOh just so youF know

CI don't wanna leave you on theAm farm

AmDays go bEmy

FAnd I'm still Chigh

AmBut you know FI'm thinkin' about Cyou

AmCorns turn Embrown

FLeaves fall to the gCround

AmIt's a sound that Greminds me of Cyou

verse

CI don't wanna leave you on the farm

CI don't wanna leave you on theAm farm

CI don't wanna Amgo

GOh just so youF know

CI don't wanna leave you on theAm farm

AmNo telepEmhone

FTo call you at hCome

AmI'm aloneF on the tChrone

AmGo get sEmomethin

FHey, thanks for Cnothin

AmI'll keep truckGin and gettin myself Cstoned

verse

CI don't wanna leave you on the farm

CI don't wanna leave you on theAm farm

CI don't wanna Amgo

GOh just so youF know

CI don't wanna leave you on theAm farm

AmDays go bEmy

FAnd I'm still Chigh

AmBut you know FI'm thinkin' about Cyou

AmCorns turn Embrown

FLeaves fall to the gCround

AmIt's a sound that Gsticks like glCue

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