Chords used
A
G
D
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C
Em
A7
Dsus4
B
G#m
E
G7
D7
B/D
Bm
F#/C
Esus2
1.
Famous
Key: AEasyA
G
D
AGD
AGD
AGD
AGD
AI know you've GtriedD
AI know you've GcriedD
AI know you've Gdied D
AA little GinsideD, but
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
AYou could see your marble face Gall aDround
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
If you could Ajust get out of Gthis townD
AJust get out of Gthis town Dnow
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
You could Asell the world a new Glook and Dsound
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
If you could Ajust get out of Gthis Dtown
AJust get out of Gthis town Dnow
AGD
AGD
AGD
AGD
AYou sold your GsoulD
ATo rock 'n' GrollD
AGave up conGtrolD
ABut here's your GloophoDle:
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
AYou could see your marble face Gall aDround
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
If you could Ajust get out of Gthis townD
AJust get out of Gthis town Dnow
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
You could Asell the world a new Glook and Dsound
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
If you could Ajust get out of Gthis Dtown
AJust get out of Gthis town Dnow
AGD
AGD
AGD
AGD
AYou are the GqueeDn
AOf every GscenDe
AYou are the GkingD
AOf everGythinDg
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
AYou could see your marble face Gall aDround
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
If you could Ajust get out of Gthis townD
AJust get out of Gthis town Dnow
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
You could Asell the world a new Glook and Dsound
ABaby, you could be GfamDous
If you could Ajust get out of Gthis Dtown
AJust get out of Gthis town Dnow
AGD
AG
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2.
Everything Is One Big Christmas Tree
Key: GHardG
D
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C
Em
A7
Dsus4
GEverything is Done big FChristmas Ctree
CAll got up with lights and Gcandy D
GAll the world is Dturning FprettiCly
CEveryone's awaiting GSandy D
EmStop mumbling and A7cheer up
CPut down the book, pick Dsus4beer up D Dsus4 D
GWhy sit in your Ddark and Flonely Croom?
CMust your every word be Gsincere?D
GHere's a vial of Dlaughing Fgas perCfume
CSee that people smile when Gyou're nearD
EmIf they don't like you, A7screw them
CDon't leave you fortune Dsus4to them D Dsus4 D
GNein, vielleicht ist DAlles Fnicht ein CTraum
CIst Alles ein Albtraum? GNicht, nicht!D
GAlles ist ein Dgroß?er TFannenbCaum
CRotierend im WeltraumGgeschichte D
EmLa la la la la A7la la
CLa la la la la Dsus4la la D Dsus4 D
GEverything is Done big FChristmas Ctree
CAll got up with lights and Gcandy D
GAll the world is Dturning FprettiCly
CEveryone's awaiting GSandy D G D
Where Fcan that CSandy be?G D
Where Fcan that CSandy be?G D
Where Fcan that CSandy be?G D
Where Fcan that CSandy be?G D
Where Fcan that CSandy be?G D
Where Fcan that CSandy be?G D
3.
The Blizzard Of 78
Key: BHardB
F
G#m
D
BFG#mD
G#mBF
BOne ten year old was found Fafter three weeks
In a G#msnowdrift ten feet from his Ddoor
G#mSome fell asleep in their Bcars and awakened no Fmore
B25 people died Fshoveling snow
Have that G#mdone by somebody you Dhate
G#m166 Blooters arrested, but Fwait
BI spent the blizzard of F'78
On a G#mcommune in Northern VerDmont
With G#mall the Isaac AsiBmov anybody could Fwant
BMusic was very much Fnot allowed
So we we G#msaid "Hey kids, let's start a Dband"
G#mProof that Ganesh loves us
BThere was no tape deck at Fhand
The Bfirst band I'd had was called "FOne and a Half"
We were a G#mduo, technicalDly
So if G#mTonto's Expanding Head BBand was a band
So were Fwe
BI spent the blizzard of 'F78
On a G#mcommune in Northern VerDmont
With G#mall the Ursula Le BGuin any body could Fwant
BI played guitar, FChris played tin cans
G#mCaroline played Dtambourine
G#mChris was 11, BCaroline 12, I 1F3
BWe called ourselves "the Black FWidows"
G#mWe weren't the last nor the Dfirst
G#mBut we were almost Bcertainly by far the Fworst
BWe made the Cramps sound Forchestral
G#mThat's an achievement, I Dguess
G#mAs for rehearsal
BWe made the Shaggs sound like DYes
BI spent the blizzard of 'F78
On a G#mcommune in Northern VerDmont
With G#mall the Roger ZelazBny anybody could Fwant
It was Bhell
FG#mD
G#mB
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4.
78 Blizzard Of 78
Key: BHardB
F
G#m
D
E
BOne ten year old was found Fafter three weeks
In a G#msnowdrift ten feet from his Ddoor
ESome fell asleep in their Bcars and awakened no Fmore
B25 people died Fshoveling snow
Have that G#mdone by somebody you Dhate
E166 Blooters arrested, but Fwait
BI spent the blizzard of F'78
On a G#mcommune in Northern DVermont
With Eall the Isaac AsiBmov anybody could Fwant
BMusic was very much Fnot allowed
So we we G#msaid "Hey kids, let's start a Dband"
EProof that Ganesh loves us
BThere was no tape deck at Fhand
The Bfirst band I'd had was called F"One and a Half"
We were a G#mduo, technicaDlly
So if ETonto's Expanding Head BBand was a band
So were Fwe
BI spent the blizzard of F'78
On a G#mcommune in Northern DVermont
With Eall the Ursula Le BGuin anybody could Fwant
BI played guitar, FChris played tin cans
G#mCaroline played tambouDrine
EChris was eleven, BCaroline twelve, I thirFteen
BWe called ourselves "the Black FWidows"
G#mWe weren't the last nor the Dfirst
ButE we were almost certainBly by far the Fworst
BWe made the Cramps sound orcFhestral
G#mThat's an achievement, I Dguess
EAs for rehearsal
BWe made the Shaggs sound like FYes
BI spent the blizzard of F'78
On a G#mcommune in Northern DVermont
With Eall the Roger ZelazBny anybody could Fwant
It was BhellF G#m D E B F B
5.
85 Why I Am Not A Teenager
Key: CMediumC
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G
CFCGCF
FGFG
You work Clike a robot
Making Fdiddly-squat
This is Cwhy I am not a teenGager
They all Ctalk down to you
Like they Fknow what to do
Are they Ftrying to screw up Gyour life
Since they Falready blew their Gown?
But Cwhen I grow up
FI'm going to run
CMy own planeGtarium
CI'll make the shows
FAll on my own
FThe world will flock to Gsee 'em F G
All that Cmoney they've got
They don't Fgive you a jot
This is Cwhy I am not a teenGager
When you Cnever get paid
And you Fnever get laid
And you're Ffull of these stupid Ghormones
And just Fthen they come out with GAIDS
But Cwhen I grow up
FI'm going to be
CAn underground film Gmaker
CI'll have my own
FBacklot somewhere
FOn my own half an Gacre F G
So they Cpiss on your dreams
Then they Fmuzzle your screams
This is Cwhy I am not a teenGager
Making Cice cream on trucks
ShoveFling horse products
Washing Fdishes and making Gpopcorn
Toilets, Foh the indigniGty!
CPiss on your dreams
FMuzzle your screams
CWhy I am not a teenGager
CPiss on your dreams
FMuzzle your screams
FAhhGh F G
CPiss on your dreams
FMuzzle your screams
CWhy I am not a teenGager
CPiss on your dreams
FMuzzle your screams
FAhhGh F G C
6.
69 Judy Garland
Key: GMediumG
C
D
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GThe first brick the drag king threw
CTo draw blood from the boys in blue
DSaid "Here lies CJudy Garland" Gon it
GIt flew through historic air
CEven Taylor Mead was there
DAnd Allen CGinsberg wrote a Gsonnet
DOne day after the funeral
CStones flew over the Stonewall
GJudy Garland
DHalfway through her tell-all memoirs
CWho flew up into the stars?
GJudy Garland
Judy FGarland set us Gfree F
GWe tried to drive to Woodstock but
COur little blue bug couldn't cut
DThrough that last Chundred miles of Gtraffic
GLove still dared not to speak
CIn l'année érotique
D"Je t'aime" was Cbanned as Gpornographic
So Dput those feather boas on
CDrink too much wine
And Dcelebrate the revolution
COf '69
Cause Dlife-sized life never was enough
CWho called reality's bluff?
Judy GGarland
DPatron saint, or victim of love?
CLet's try "none of the above"
Judy GGarland
Judy FGarland set us Gfree F
Some Dsay its a coincidence
CNo relation
As Dif she didn't die for us
CHer love nation
DHalfway through 1969
CWho joined Heaven's conga line?
Judy GGarland
DSick and tired of being alive
CShe flew back to Rigel V
Judy GGarland
Judy FGarland set us Gfree
Judy FGarland set us Gfree
Judy FGarland set us Gfree
So beF free with me G
Judy FGarland set us Gfree
Judy FGarland set us Gfree
Judy FGarland set us Gfree
So beF free with me G
7.
80 London By Jetpack
Key: FMediumF
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G
London by JetFpack
It caCn be doneG7
What we spend on fueFl
We'll makeC on filmG7
From the ICAF
To Abbey RoadC in secondsG7
On high rooftopFs
We'll danceC the TwistG7
I Fspent AuCgust in FLondon Gwhen
The FNew RomanCtics reGigned
And Fthough I wCas obliFvious Gthen
My Flove hCas never Gwaned
My rFoots are NCew RomFantic Gas
Some Fcritics hCave complGained
London by JetpacFk
My verseC novelG7
When teenagers flFy
They chaCnge the G7sky
It's not the going Fup C
It's not the coming G7down
It's the zooming 'Fround
The Cspeed, the G7sex
When I Fam monCarch oFf the Gworld
Weighed Fdown byC matters Gweighty
I'll Flive in LCondon oFnce more
GAnd Fdecree Cit's 19G80
That Fall may Cdress aFs PierrGots
And Fpirates, Clike their Gking
And Fall will Chave jetFpacks
From Gclub to Fclub we'llC go zoomGing
At the club with no namFe
We'll danceC againG7
Vivienne WestwooFd
Will Cbe my quG7een
There will be no arFmy
OnlyC the G7Blitz
It's not the going Fup C
It's not the coming dG7own
London by JetpacFk
I'll Cwrite you yet C
8.
You Can Never Go Back To New York
Key: GEasyG
C
D
D7
You can Gnever go back to New York
'Cause it Cchanges as quick as the Gweather
CEveryone sing it toGgether
You can Dnever go back to New D7York
You can Ggo back to Banff or Big Bear
And whatCever you loved will still Gbe there
CBut if you don't plan to Gski there
You can Dnever go back to New D7York
GCG
CGDD7
You can Ggo out of town for a week
And they Cmove it all round to conGfuse you
CAdding new things to aGmuse you
Just in Dcase you come back to New D7York
I was Gonly away for six years
And you'd Cthink I'd arrived from WisGconsin
CLots of fresh meat for roGmancin'
Woof, it's Dfun to go back to New D7York
GCG
C(x4G) D D7
You can Gnever go back to New York
AnyCway, dear, why would you Gwant to?
CThere's a new New York to move Gon to
Who would Dever go back to New D7York?
GCG
CGDD7
You can Gnever go back to New York
'Cause it Cchanges as quick as the Gweather
CEveryone sing it toGgether
You can Dnever go back to New D7York
You can Ggo back to Banff or Big Bear
And whatCever you loved will still Gbe there
CBut if you don't plan to Gski there
You can Dnever go back to New D7York
GCG
CGDD7
9.
The Dolls Tea Party
Key: BHardB
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G#m
B/D
Bm
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Esus2
BEF
BEF
At the Bdolls' tea party, we Efritter Faway
The Blong afternoon of a Ewarm summer Fday
With exBtended pinkies and Epink cloisonFne
Cups and Bsaucers and Fpots and a BLiberty Ftray
That's why Bwe take our teEa F
At the Bdolls' tea partyE F
BEF
BEF
At the Bdolls' tea party we Etwitter aFlong
We Bprattle and tattle on Ewho's done whom Fwrong
On who's Bin, who's out, and who's Ebest at mahFjongg
Oh, and G#mwhere to buy B/Dfabulous BmthiDngs for a F#/Csong
That's why Bwe take our teEa F
At the Bdolls' tea partyE F
But the Gcakes!
Ah, the cakes are why Deveryone's there
They're Cnot dietetic in F#/Cany way
Dare to Btry one and you'll have a Efew pounds to Bspare
Try aEnother one
Esus2What do you Gcare?F
At the Bdolls', we're all in our Eglittering Fbest
There Bwill be a Ftest on who's Bbest and worst Fdressed
But we Bwon't have it said we're Efashion oFbsessed
We're just G#mprettier B/Dladies than BmmosDt of the F#/Crest
That's why Bwe take our teEa F
At the Bdolls' tea partyE F B
10.
Save A Secret For The Moon
Key: GEasyG
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GDC
GCG
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GI know all the Cnames of Gyour tears
GThe numbers Dof those Clonely years
GI know all the "Csomeone Gsomeday"s
GDon't beDlieve them Canyway
When you Clove someone
DYou can always Gtell the sun
It will be Ctwilight soon
DSave a secret for the Gmoon
In a Cdarkened room
DWrite it on a Gblack balloon
Then watch it Cfade from view
DSave a secret for the Gmoon
GCG
GDC
GCG
GDC
GI can show you Csadder Gpoetry
GThan you Dever dreamed Cthere could be
GI know all the Csaddest Gpeople
GMost of Dthem are Cdead now
When you Clove someone
DYou can always Gtell the sun
It will be Ctwilight soon
DSave a secret for the Gmoon
In a Cdarkened room
DWrite it on a Gblack balloon
Then watch it Cfade from view
DSave a secret for the Gmoon
When you Clove someone
DYou can always Gtell the sun
It will be Ctwilight soon
DSave a secret for the Gmoon
In a Cdarkened room
DWrite it on a Gblack balloon
Then watch it Cfade from view
DSave a secret for the Gmoon