Chords used
E
B
A
F
G
C
D4
D
Emaj7
Gmaj7
Dmaj7
Cmaj7
Fmaj7
B7
B5
A5
F#5
G5
E5
D5
C#5
Em
Am
Bb
Db
Eb
Dm
D/F
D9
C9
F5
E7
1.
City Hall
Key: EHardE
B
A
F
G
C
D4
all yoEu people up there in cBity hall,
Eyou're fuckin' it up for the Bpeople that's in the streets.
Ethis is a song for the people in the strBeets, not the people city hall.
all you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, come along children and fuckin' rise!
AFGA
Alots of times when Fme and kgG are watchiAn'
all the fuckin' shit tFhat goes doGwn at city Ahall,
we get the Ffeeling we sGhould fuck shit Aup,
yeah we sFhould fuckin' sGtart a rAiot.
F G ...a Ariot!
we Fhave 'em scGreaming in the stAreets,
we Fhave 'em tGippin' over shAit and breakin'
fucFkin' windows of smGall businesAses,
and sFettin' fGuckin' fAires!
and sFettin' fGuckin' fAires!
and sFettin' fGuckin' fAires!
CGA
spoken
AAD4E
Aand then after the smoke is cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away,
me and kg will peek out our heads.
we've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty D4floors below sea level,
from a Ebunker.
Awe did it rage-kage, we beat the bastards of city hall!
laughs but now what will we do?
we must rebuild. but whD4o will lead us in the rebuilding process? E
Aman, it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
no, not me and kg, we don't have the cFognitive capacity to Glead...
alright, we'll do it!
sung
we'll lEead as two kings,
we'll lead as two Akings.
ahhhaaa (two kings, we'll lead as two kings)
ah-ha ah-how,
we'll lead as two kings.
spoken
Athe first decree is to legalize marijuana.
the tyranny and the bullshit's gone on too long.
you old fuckin' shrivs who Fblocked it's legalization,
you're Gbanished from the land!
sung
we'll lead as two Ekings,
we'll lead as two kings.
ahhhaaa (two kings, we'll lead as two kings)
ah-ha ah-how,
lead as two kings.
spoken
Athe Asecond decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
or ocean dumpageF. from now on, we will tGravel in tubes!
sung
Ewe'll lead as two kings, oh, yeah,
we'll fuckin' lead as two kAings.
spoken
Aget Athe scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
(tube technology.) chop, chop, let's go.
third decree: no more... rich people: and poor people.
from now on, we will all be the same.F.. ummm,G i dunno,
i gotta think about that...
sung
we'll lead as two Ekings
ah yeah, ah yeahhhahaAhaha.
spoken
jb: Aoh my god.
kg: ahh... what?
jb: dude, the red phone is flashing.
kg: oh, yeah.
jb: let me scoop that up. hello? two kings.
kg: who is it?
jb: what?! no! no fucking way!
kg: what?
jb: rageF, there's a potato famine in idaho, you Ggotta go down there!
kg: oh my god... what?
jb: dude, i gotta stay here!
kg: why do i have to go?
jb: Eplease! please!
kg: oh, god, okay.
jb: awesome... is he gone? alrAight, emergency meeting of parliament.
all right parliament, i know this is fucked up,
but rage, he can't be king anymore.
dudes, he's encroaching on my decrees!
seriously, let's make him "duke," a kick ass "duke."F
or "lGeader formerly known as king," but-- uh-oh he's comin' back...
sung
we'll lead as two Ekings, oh yes
we'll really lead as two kAings.
spoken
kg: Auh, dude?
jb: rage.
kg: i went all over idaho...
jb: yeah?
kg: uh, plenty of potatoes everywhere.
jb: what? there was no famine?
kg: yeah, there was no famine, no.
jb: dude.
kg: i don't know what's uh...
jb: a toast...
kg: a toast...
jb: long live the "d."
kg: long live the "d."
clinking of glasses
jb: long live me. i'm sorry, i poisoned your Fwine.
kg: what?
jb: for the good of the lGand.
kg: you p-- i pEoisoned yours... huh heh, as well.
jb/kg: noooooooooo!!!!!
..A.nFo!G
jb/kg: AAaFahGhhAhhhhh!!!!!
sung
Acity, city, city, citFy, city, ciGty, shittAy.
Ashitty, city, shitty, Fshitty, ciGty, city, shiAtty.
Ahall, hall, hall, hCall, hall, Ghall, hall, Ahall.
Apeople inside me are Faskin' me to sGmoke up city hAall,
'cause Cno one here is Gtalkin'.
Apeople inside me are aFskin' me to bGlow up city hAall,
'cause Cno one here is rGockin'.
Apeople inside me are aFskin' me to Gblow up city Ahall,
'cause Ceveryone is rGock-'em sock-'em rAobots.
Feveryone is rGock-'em sock-'em rAobots.
Ceveryone is rGock-'em sock-'em gAo! oh!
spoken
jb: don't, cut that part out.
kg: we've got it.
jb: um, do you believe in god?
kg: i believe, i believe.
jb: you do?
kg: i believe in god. i believe in god.
jb: (laughs) y'do--
kg: i believe in god.
jb: do you?
kg: i believe in god.
malibu nights
kg (spoken):
yeah, but you didn't fuckin' come out with this (one)--! cuts off on "one"
kg starts playing
jb (spoken): i got some lyrics.
sung
malibu nights, tangerine dreams,
malibu neighs, malibu dreams,
malibu, makin' a poo.
stinky poo, lookin'd view.
because it's time for my breakfast,
it's time for some cheese.
it's time for the stink,
time for the breeze,
time for the... hah-or-eeee!
2.
Deth Starr
Key: AHardE
A
D
G
B
Emaj7
Gmaj7
Dmaj7
Cmaj7
Fmaj7
B7
B5
A5
F#5
G5
E5
D5
C#5
NOTE: These aren't the official lyrics, this is just how I transcribed them. If you
could help in the comments on the ones I just didn't get (I labeled them), that would be of
great help.
A song of the NEW Tenacious D record, Rize of the Fenix, currently streaming at this
very moment at rizeofthefenix.com! However, I whole-heartedly suggest out of the goodness
of my heart that you buy this record when it is unleashed on May 15th, so you can
support some REAL rock, and the 2 gods who rock your face until you have to drink through an IV,
Jables and Kage. D for life!
While most of the chords of this song are power chords, the intro/outro chords are very
jazzy. I'm not sure about the exact structure, but here's my best guess based on my ears:
EADGBE
Emaj7
Gmaj7
Dmaj7
Cmaj7
Fmaj7
B7
Emaj7The world is fucking turning to shit
The Gmaj7earth don't stand a chance
Emaj7Hurricane, typhoon will destroy the Gmaj7city
Dmaj7We got to clean up the skies and recycle
We Cmaj7got to stop the overpopulation
Fmaj7But most important of all, we got to B7build a deth starr
B5Deth starr, it's a fuckin' ship
It's a B5son of a bitch, yall, and we're building it
It's gonna B5take us up inA5to the sky
We F#5don't need the earth,
we're gonna fuckin' fly sky high!
B5Deth starr, it's a sA5on of a bitch yall,
B5Gonna take us into A5OUTER SPACE
B5Get your shit togA5ether, mother fucker,
F#5we're gonna start a new human race in the sB5ky G5 A5
IN THE B5SKY!
You G5know we will be rA5ockin on the deB5th starr
G5Totally cA5lipped to the skF#5y
E5Everybody gB5oin' insaD5ne A5
E5Futuristic vB5ideo gaD5mes A5
E5Everybody hB5ave a good tiD5me A5
E5Synthesizing wB5ater to wiD5ne A5
But F#5how?
How?
B5I hA5ired a nerd!
B5I fuckin' pA5aid a nerd
It is B5absurd, but I pA5aid him to build it
'cause F#5I don't know how to build that shit, that's right!
B5There's a vA5acuum in space
B5Will fuckin' sA5uck your face
B5Day or night, ya gots 'ta mA5ake it air tight
You gotta F#5build that shit, make it out of sight
The fuckin B5DETH STARR
You G5know we will be rA5ockin on the DEB5TH STARR
There G5will be delocA5ratic(?) on the DEB5TH STARR
There G5will be lots of bA5onin' on the SF#5TARR
E5B5D5A5
E5Havin' lots of sB5ex with my frD5iends A5
E5Never gonna lB5e le in leD5nds(IA5 can't figure this line out)
E5More people on B5virtual pD5lain(A5this one either)
E5Fuckin' 'till we're fB5uckin' inD5saneA5
A5D5A5E5B5
E5B5E5B5
F#5C#5
F#5C#5
F#5C#5
B5We've got to bA5uild more starrs
B5We've got to sA5pread out far
B5Seven strong, we gots 'ta bA5ang the gong,
but baby, F#5hold up now, there's something wrong
B5That's a fuckin' SA5QUID!
B5An evil aA5lien squid
B5Join up ships, we gotta lA5et it rips
We gotta F#5blow that bitch to ANOTHER DIMENSION!
B5DETH STARR!
We've G5gotta build a hA5undred of em, DEB5TH STARR!
We sG5pread across the gA5alaxy, the DEB5TH STARR!
You G5know we will be rA5ockin on the STF#5ARR
B5DETH STARR!
We've G5gotta build a mA5illion of 'em, DEB5TH STARR!
We'll G5spread across the gA5alaxy, the DEB5TH STARR
We mG5ust divide and cA5onquer on the
F#5 (8 bars)
STARR
B5DETH SB5TARR!
Emaj7Gmaj7
Emaj7So we searched the galaxy
Gmaj7For other forms of life
Emaj7We got to drink their nutrients to susGmaj7tain high quality of life
Dmaj7So we scoop up the creatures then we
Cmaj7Put them in a geodesic dome
Fmaj7But the question arises, my friend,
B7What have we become?
3.
Beelzeboss
Key: BbHardB
D
F
G
A
Em
Am
C
Bb
Db
E
Eb
(Beelzeboss):
Bb-A Bb-A
i am complete!
(Jables e Kyle):
Bb-A A-Bb Bb-A
(both): fuuuck
(Beelzeboss):
Bb-A
yes you are fucked,
Bb-A
shit out of luck!
Bb-A Bb-A A-Bb Bb-A
now i'm complete and my cock you will suck!
Bb-A
this world will be mine,
Bb-A
and you're first in line!
Bb-A Bb-A A-G D
you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
(Jables):
Bwaaait Dwaaait Fwaaait you mother-Gfucker
Gwe challenge Dyou to a rock Aoff,
(Jables e Kyle):
Ggive us one Dchance to rock your Asocks off
(Beelzeboss):
Bfuck! Bfuck!
Bfuuuck, the Ddemon Fcode prevBents me,
Bfrom decliniDng a rFock off cBhallenge!
Dwhat aFre your tAerms?
what's the Emcaaatch?
(Jables):
Emif we win, you must take your Amsorry ass back to hell
and Amalso Fyou Cwill have to Gpay our Arent
(Beelzeboss):
Amand what if i win?
(jb): Gthen you can take kage back to hell...
(kg): Gwhat!?
(jb): Gtrust me kage it's the only way
(kg): Gwhat are you talkin about?
(jb): Gto be your little Cbitch
(Beelzeboss):
Bfine!
B C-B D-Db E-Eb G-F#
let the rock off begin hahaha!
C-B D-Db Eb-E G-F#
i'm the devil, i love metal!
C-B D-Db Eb-E G-F#
check this riff, it's fuckin' tasty!
Bi'm the devil i can do what i want D
Dwhatever i've got i'm gonna flaunt!F
Fthere's never been a rock off that i've ever Blost!
Bi cannot wait to take kage back to hellD
Di'm gonna fill him with ma hot demon gel!F
Fi'll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpeBrnel!!
(jb): noooo! c'mon kage, let's fight his music with our music
(kg): there'Gs just no way that we can win that was a Bbmasterpeice
(jb): listen to me-
(kg): Bbhe rocks too haDrd because he's not a mortalG man
(jb): god dammit kage,
Ghe gonna make you his sex slave, your gonna Bbgargle mayonnaise
(kg): noo
(jb): Dunless we bust a massive monster mamaGjam
(kg): dude,
Gwe've been through so much shit
(jb): de-Bbactivated lasers with my dick
(both) Dnow it's time to blow this fucker down
(jb): Gc'mon kage now it's time to blow doors down
(kg): Di hear you jables now it's Bbtime to blow Fdoors down
(jb): Glight up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(kg): Dwe'll bend you over then we'll Bbtake ya to Fbrown town
(both): Gnow we've got to blow this fucker dDown
(kg: hDe's gonna rape me if we dBbo not blow dFoors down
(jb): Gc'mon kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
(kg): Dooooooh (?) it's tBbime for the blFack out
(jb): hey antiGchrist, beelzDeboss,
we know your wBbeakness our rockeDt-sauce
we rock the caGsbah, and blow youDr mind
we will defeaBbt you, for all manDkind
you hold the sGceptor, we hold the kDey
you are the dBbevil, we are the Fd
(both): we are the Gd, we are the Dd, we are the Bbd, we are the Fd (x5)
(Beelzeboss):
you guys are fuckin lame come on kage your comin with meG
Gtaste my lightning suckers!
(jb): Bbnoooo!
(Beelzeboss):
ow, fuck! My Dfuckin horn!
oh, no!
(jb): Dfrom whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
(Beelzeboss):
CnoooBooDooooDbooooEooooEbooooGooooFo...!
CfuckB yDou kDbage Eand EbfuckG youF jables G F
i'll get you tenacious dD!!!!
4.
Kickapoo
Key: DmHardDm
Am
F
C
G
A
Bb
D
DmA long ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo
AmThere lived a humble family religious through and through
FBut yay there was a black sheep
CAnd he knew just what Gto do
DmHis name was young J.B. and he refused to step in-line
AmA vision he did see-eth fuckin' rockin' all the time
FHe wrote a tasty jam and all the Cplanets did alignG
Oh the dAragons balls were blazin' as I Cstepped into his cave
Then I Gsliced his fuckin' cockles
With a Along and shiney blade
'Twas AI who fucked the dragon
FuckaClize sing-fuckaloo
And iGf you try to fuck with me
Then AI shall fuck you tAoo
GCotta get it onG in the party zone A
IC gots to shoot a loaGd in the party zone A
GCotta lick a toaGd in the party zone A
GCotta suck a chodGe in the party zone A
Ah!
GAFG
GYou've disobeyed my orders, son
AWhy were you ever born?
FYour brother's ten times better than you
GJesus loves him more
GThis music that you play for us comes from tAhe depths of hell
FRock and roll's the Devil's work, he wants yoGu to rebel
GYou'll become a mindless puppet
ABeelzebub will pull the strings
FYour heart will lose direction
GAnd chaos it will bring G
AYou'd better shut your mouth F
Better watch your tone G
AYou're grounded for a week with Fno telephone G
ADon't let me here you cry F
Don't let me hear you moan G
AYou gotta praise The Lord when Fyou're in my home G
GDio can you hear me?
I am lAost and so alone
I'm Faskin' for your guidance
Won't you Gcome down from your throne?
I Gneed a tight compadre who will Ateach me how to rock
My Ffather thinks you're evil
But man, Ghe can suck a cock
GRock is not The Devil's work
It's Amagical and rad
I'll Fnever rock as long as I am Gstuck here with my dad G G F A
I Chear you brave young Jaybles
You are hungry Cfor the rock
But to learn Cthe ancient method
Sacred doors you must unlock Bb
EsCcape your father's clutches
And this oppressivCe neighborhood
On a journey yoCu must go
To Bbfind the land of HollywoCod
In The CityC of Fallen Angels
Where the ocean mFeets the sand G
You will formC a strong alliance
And the world'Fs most awesome band G
To fCind your fame and fortune
Through the vFalley you must wGalk
You will faceC your inner demons
Now Fgo my son andG rock G
GSo he went from fuckin' Kickapoo with hunger in his heart
And he journDeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art
ABut in the end he knew that he would find his counterFpart C
5.
The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage
Key: EmMediumEm
C
D
D/F
G
B7
EmThiCs DisD the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and went to make movies
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
Em AnD/Fd he GgrCumbB7ledB7 and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
"Fuck him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
Em SoC HDolDlywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
And Rage Kage live deep in the broiling valley below
Em YeCs,D tB7he rage Kage bubbled with rage
He looked at the ground
And he looked on the stage
The lava was throwing
And boiling inside the old Kage
Em AsD/F HollGywCoodB7 JaB7ck climbed the ladder of stardom before him
He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
He'd screened KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore
Em NoC oGneD respected him
They just rejected him
No one would represent Kage
Em LeCftG oB7n the streets of his dreams
He'd would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
EmCDD
EmCDB7
Em ThCenD HDollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
They send Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through
The rain To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
Em ThD/Fen HoGllCywoB7od B7Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
Em RACGEG KDAGE!
OH RAGE KAGE!
There'd be magic inside that old name
Em AnCd DyoB7u know that you know
When you're going completely insane
EmOh CthGe DRage Kage!
Oh the Rage Kage!
All the line we rolled once again
Em AnCd DyoB7u know
Yes you know
When you're going completely insane
Em NoD/FthingG aCnd B7no B7one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
6.
Tribute
Key: AmMediumAm
D
G
F
C
E
This iAms the greatest and best song in the world. Tribute.
A long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road,
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon,
In the middle of the road. AND HE SAID:
Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls.
AmSo me and Kyle, we looked at each other, AND WE EACH SAID:
DO.K.
And we Amplayed the first thing that Gcame to our heads,
FWhich just so happened to be, the Ambest song in the Gworld,
it was the Fbest song in the world.
DLook into my eyes and it's Feasy to see one and Cone makes two,
two and Gone makes three, it was Fdestiny.
DOnce every hundred-thousand Fyears or so, when the Csun doth shine
And the Gmoon doth glow and the Fgrass doth grow.
AmNeedless to say, the beast was stunned,
WHIP CRACK WITH YOUR SWAMPY TAIL,
And the beast was done. He asked us:
Be you angels?
And we said nay, we are but men.
Rock.
DAaahhhhhhFaaaCowwowowowowoG,
FAwooo wooo ahwowowowo.
AmThis is not, the grGeatest song in the Amworld.
No. This is just a tribute. G Am
AmCouldn't remember, the Ggreatest song in the Amworld.
Yeah! No! This is just a Gtribute Amoooh.
Am G To the greatest Fsong in the world, all right.
Am G It was the greatest Fsong in the world, all right.
Am G It was just the best, mother f***ing sonFg in the world all right.
Ow, ow, ow, a ha
Riggagoo, ree, fliggagoo, flee, riggaggigoo, a riggaggigoo ba dee,
Ha hee, ha hee, ha hee, ha hee, yeah.
Um bad a flee, riggaggiggo ree, riggaggiggaggigaggiggaggigga bud a yeah.
AmGF
AmGF
AmAnd the peculiar thing is this my frGiends:
The songF that we sang on that fateful night:
It Amdidn't actually sound Ganything like thisF song!
This is just a tributeAm, you've Ggotta Fbelieve it,
And I wish you were Amthere, just a Gmatter of opiFnion,
Hahahahaha!
Am Good god,G god loving oh, FI'm so surprised to find you can't stop it oh,
Am Up far, up really Greally far, there's aF rich mother f***er, hahahaha!
EF
EF
EF
7.
The History Of Tenacious D
Key: EmHardEm
F
G
E
D
D4
D9
C
C9
EmtenFacFioFusF d time you mother ***er go *** yeah
GGGGFFFFEEEEFFFFGGGGGGGGG
This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of our rise to power!
DWe ride with DkiD4ngsD9 onD mighty steeds
CAcross the devilsC9 plain
DWe've walked DwiD4th D9JesDus and his cross
CHe did not die inG vain NO!
DCG
DWe've run wiDthD4 woD9lveDs we've climbed K2
CEven stopped a C9moving train
DWe've traveled thrDouD4gh D9spaDce and time my friends
CTo rock this houseG again rock!!
DCG
DWe ride and DweD4 riD9de Dand we'll never subside
CAnd we'll ride tC9ill the planets collide
DAnd if you say DthD4at D9we Ddo not ride
CI'll turn you're fucking hide Gride!!
DCG
DKyle's fingers be silver Jacks voice then be gold
C (Só deixe soar)
But lest you think we're vain
DWe know you're all robots and we don't care
CTenacious D we reiGgn!
DCG
DWe rei-eign supreme ooooh god!!
CBurriGto suCpreme D andC a chiGcken CsupreDme
CAnd a GcutlaCss supDreme C G C D
Supreeeeeme yeaaaaaah
Gonna count 1 2 3
SupreeemCe yGeaaCaaaDaah!!!
Gonna count 1 2 3
SupreeeeCeeeGemeCee D
Gonna count 1 2 3
CBurGritCo sDupreme CandG a CchiDcken supreme
CandG a CcutDlass supreeeme
C G C D (uma batida só e nao deixe soar)
8.
39
Key: GMediumG
C
D
Am
Em
GShe's 39 but she still looks young
CNot very young, but a lot of fun
GShe's my 39th lady, in the Dsun
G49 and I'm feeling fine
CIn the sun, it's a lot of fun
DDrinkin' mai tais, Ckickin' back with my Gflip-flops on
AmI'm wearin' socks and my Dtoe is tight
GI think about her every damn Emnight
Am39 year-old ladyC, she looks pretty good toG me
GI'm 49, drinkin' white wine
CNot goin' out with no 19 year-old Dchickities no more
CFrom now on I got myG 39 year-old whore
Oh!Em
Don't you call hCer a whore
GI'll fuckin' tear your esophagus out
EmShe's sweet and she's Cgetting old
And she's Dmine, to have and to hold
GShe needs a dentist appointment quick
CI pay for it and she sucka my dick
DWhen we text each other, CI fiddle with my anus G
GI stick the finger in it!
AmThen I fuckin' didarDiddly doo
EmAnd I fuckin' gotsC to spew G
Upon my bellyD, dripped upon my shoe G
GGet me a tissue
GChardonnay in the setting sun
CShe's 39, but she's number one
DGet the apartment just rCight
Gshe's comin' over tonight
EmI like it cause I Cdon't feel scared
EmShe's 39,D I'm in my underwear
Here she comes, Ccomin' down the hallway
She's knockin' on my door!G
GI open the door
CThere she is, not too bad, good enough
D39 year-old lady,C young enough for meG
AmBoobies droopin', but she'sD good enough for me G
AmTrimmed her pussy hairs,D good enough for me Em
CMature woman,D she's my lady G
GUh huh, uh huh,C ooh yeah
CShe ain't gonna be fuckin' around wiDth no other guys
CNanananah-nah, she's mine, she's my special lady G
GSpecial lady
GWe can see a fuckinC' movie
And agreeD it's a toCtal piece of shitG
GComfortable shoes,C never loose
DWe can fuckin' Ctalk about some things G
AmShe don't need noD diamond ringsG
AmShe don't neDed no
Diamond rings G
9.
Picky Of Destiny
Key: AmHardAm
C
F
G
F5
G5
E7
Dm
chorus
Cos it's the pAmick,
Of destiny, Cchild,
You Fknow it will be rocking,
Cos it'sG fucking insane.
Cos it's the Ampick
Of deCstiny,
More Fprecious than a diamond,
On a Gplatinum chain.
Verse 1
Am In Fair's Beach,
There was a man named CKage,
F When he was busking,
He Gwas all of the rage.
Am He met Jables,
And he taught him well.C
F All the techniques,
That were de-Gveloped in hell.
Am Cock pushups,
And the power slide, C
F Geek simulation,
Now there's Gnowhere to hide.
Am They formed a band,
They named Tenacious D, C
F And then they got,
The pick of Gdestiny.
chorus
Cos it's the Ampick,
Of destiny, Cchild,
You Fknow it will be rocking,
Cos it's Gfucking insane.
Cos it's the Ampick,
Of destiny, Cchild,
Our tFasty grooves are better,
Than a Gchicken charlemagne.
Cos F5he who is sleezy,
Is G5easy to please-y,
And F5she who is juicy,
Must G5be Lucy Goose-y
And F5he who is groovy,
Will G5be in my movie,
So come on:
AmGFGE7
Dm (deixa soar)
The wizard and the demon,
Had a Battle Royale,
Am (deixa soar)
The demon almost killed him,
With an evil ka-pow.
But Cthen he broke his tooth,
And thus the Gdemon said 'ow'!
chorus
Cos it's the Ampick,
Of destiny, Cchild,
You Fknow it will be rocking,
Cos it's Gfucking insane.
Cos it's the Ampick,
Of destiny,C child,
You kFnow our boogie's better,
Than-a GCitizen Caine.
Cos F5he who's a geezer,
Must G5live in my freezer,
And F5she who is Starky,
Is fG5ull of malarky,
And F5he who is groovy,
Will G5be in my movie,
So come on:
AmGFG
Cos F5if you're a diva.
Then G5go to Geneva,
And F5if you're a croney,
Then G5suck on my boney,
And F5if you are groovy,
Then G5get in my movie,
It's called:
final
The Ampick Gof Fdes-E7ti-Amny,
The Dmpick Amof Fdes-E7ti-Amny.
10.
Pod
Key: AmHardAm
C
F
G
F5
G5
E7
Dm
.........Chorus
AmCos it's the pickC, Of destiny, child,
You Fknow it will be rocking,
Cos it'sG fucking insane.
Cos it's the Ampick
Of deCstiny,
More Fprecious than a diamond,
On a Gplatinum chain.
Am In Fair's Beach,
There was a man named CKage,
F When he was busking,
He Gwas all of the rage.
Am He met Jables,
And he taught him well.C
F All the techniques,
That were de-Gveloped in hell.
Am Cock pushups,
And the power slide, C
F Geek simulation,
Now there's Gnowhere to hide.
Am They formed a band,
They named Tenacious D, C
F And then they got,
The pick of Gdestiny.
Cos it's the Ampick,
Of destiny, Cchild,
You Fknow it will be rocking,
Cos it's Gfucking insane.
Cos it's the Ampick,
Of destiny, Cchild,
Our tFasty grooves are better,
Than a Gchicken charlemagne.
Cos F5he who is sleezy,
Is G5easy to please-y,
And F5she who is juicy,
Must be Lucy Goose-y
And F5he who is groovy,
Will G5be in my movie,
So come on:
AmGFGE7
Dm deixa soar
The wizard and the demon,
Had a Battle Royale,
Am deixa soar
The demon almost killed him,
With an evil ka-pow.
But Cthen he broke his tooth,
And thus the Gdemon said 'ow'!
Cos it's the Ampick,
Of destiny, Cchild,
You Fknow it will be rocking,
Cos it's Gfucking insane.
Cos it's the Ampick,
Of destiny,C child,
You kFnow our boogie's better,
Than-a GCitizen Caine.
Cos F5he who's a geezer,
Must G5live in my freezer,
And F5she who is Starky,
Is fG5ull of malarky,
And F5he who is groovy,
Will G5be in my movie,
So come on:
AmGFG
Cos F5if you're a diva.
Then G5go to Geneva,
And F5if you're a croney,
Then G5suck on my boney,
And F5if you are groovy,
Then G5get in my movie,
It's called:
The Ampick Gof Fdes-E7ti-Amny,
The Dmpick Amof Fdes-E7ti-Amny.