Chords used
Am
G
C
B/G
F
E/G
G/B
D
E
Gm
A
F#m
Dm
Bb
D5
E5
A5
F#5
Bm
Am7
Bm7
Em7
Gmaj7
G7
Em
E/D
B
1.
I'm A Transvest-lite
Key: AmHardAm
G
C
B/G
F
E/G
G/B
D
E
Gm
AmGCB/GAmG
AmI first heard Frank Fsay
He Amwanted to dress like Faye WGray
I Fwanted that Gtoo but E/Gwhat could I Amdo
In Fjunior high Cschool in LGA?
AmMy heart skipped in the Fscene
He said you Amgotta be it, not just Gdream
It Fwas a taGboo I knew I E/Gwouldn't purAmsue
I Fdidn't have the Cself-esGteem
I Cgotta confess that I G/Blike to cross dress
And I've been Amdoing it since I was 1F3
It's Chard to tell bros that you G/Bwear women's clothes
Even Din the ?open-minded? punk Gscene
You'd Fprobably get hurt in Gheels and a skirt
When you're Cin the middle G/Bof a circle Ampit G
So I'd Fonly wear panties under Gboxers to keep it all a Amsecret
Now I'm Ftelling everyone 'cause it's Gfun and I don't give a shit
AmGCB/GAmG
AmForward 30 Fyears
I Amstill had the same Gfears
Then I Fsaw HeGdwig play at E/GBilgewater's Amgig
And I Ffelt the same Cenvy and Gtears
AmI decided right Fthere
AmI can't be bothered to Gcare
What Fother people Gthink, I'm gonna EdyGme my pubes Ampink
And Fthrow out all my CHanes underAmwear
I'm Cnot transgender, I'm a G/Blazy crossdresser
Who thinks Ammakeup is too much of an orFdeal
I Cpaint my toes and wear G/Bshiny tight clothes
Not for the Dlook, but how it makes me Gfeel
I don't Fneed things just right, I'm a Gtranvest-lite
I only Cshave to do the G/BTime Warp midnight AmSaturday G
I'm Fdone with self-pity, I don't Ghave to feel shitty
'Cause I E/Gwanna look pretty, so I Amgive it the old city College Ftry
Don't get me Gwrong, I still wanna be a Amguy
Who sometimes Flikes to dress like a Ggirl
(He sometimeE/Gs likes to wear diamonds and Ampearls)
Don't think I don't Fknow I'm not fooling Ganyone
(He's a cross between E/GAdele and Charlie ChapAmlin)
You gotta know it's Fnot just girls G
who just wanna have Cfun!
2.
Oxy Moronic
Key: AMediumA
G
D
E
F#m
AI've been called an OxyMoron
Because I quGestion which drugs our war's on
Why are there mDore drug stores than liquor stores you can scAore on
AThe healers have become the harmers
They're just phGarmaceutical farmers
What we Dused to call dealers
We now call dAoctors
AI might be a CD CEynic
Cause that crF#mack house is now a clDinic
It's time they chAange the name of the Eoath to
The hypocrDitic or the parasAitic
AIt isn't Adderalltruistic
By Goverprescribing D
How can we fight them in a SubAoxone ring
I'll thrAow a Prozacuzation
With a SGubketamining
They'll say my fDears are Quaaludacris
They should be AtivAanishing
With Aevery DemeroltercEation
They'll have a gF#mood XanaxplanDation
You're just CiAalistrated
Cause we mEade your dick dDeflated
It's OxyMorAonic
It's OxyMorAonic
It should be dAoctors getting busted
For their KlGonopinions we trusted
We're not the sDinners, they're the ones
That served us the VicodAinners
I don't wAant to be an alEarmist
But in that hF#marmacy there's a hDarmacist
And those scrAipts are making us PEaximple minded pDacifists
It's OxyMorAonic
It's OxyMorGonic
It's OxyMorDonic
It's OxyMorAonic
Don't think that F#mI AmBien crazy
The medical indDustrial complex
Keeps us ViAagravated and hard to come
Because of PEercosex
How cF#man we Hydrocondone
Their blDatant misconduct
They don't cAare for patients
They cDare about pushing prEoduct
Are Ayou OxyMoronic
For wGanting your daily chronic
And making your mDom's house hydroponic
You're OxyMorAonic
I've been cAalled an OxyMoron
For getting my metaphGor on
LinDoleum is a Flooron
I'm an OxyMAoron
It's tAime to be alarmed
We're not being hGealed, we're being harmed
Our country's bDeing factory farmed
It's OxyMorAonic
It's tAime to sound the alarma
We can't pGut our faith in karma
We got a cDommon enemy
And they're called Big PhAarma
And it's OxyMorAonic
And it's OxyMorGonic
It's all OxyMorDonic
It's all OxyMorAonic
3.
She Didn't Lose Her Baby
Key: DmMediumDm
F
Bb
C
A
E
DmFBbCDmFBbCDmFBbCBbA
CE
DmSo she cried alone for hBbours
Cand she did lines off the fAloorC E
Dmas she thought of the untBbhinkable
Cthen she crushed up even mAore C E
Dmshe never thoBbught theyd take her bFaby A
Dmshe didnt evenBb know that anybody couldF A
Dmand even thoBbugh she was the only pareFnt they A
Bbstill took hiCm from her arms for his own good
Dmhe dFidnBbt scCream
Dmhe hFad BblookC of relief
Dmhis FeyeBbs neCver
Bblooked back into hFers
he weCnt right to the nurDmse
Bbone blink and he was goneC
DmSo she cried alone for weeks on Bbend
Cand she used up every AveinC E
Dmthen she tried the unthBbinkable
Canything to stop the pAain C E
Dmshe never thoBbught theyd take her frFeedom A
Dmshe didnt evenBb think that anybody caFred A
Dmthey claim sBbhe was a danger to hFerself A
Bbso they put hCer in a place, to get repaired
Dmshe FdidBbnt sCcream
Dmshe FhadBb looCk of resign
Dmshe FcouBbldntC find
Bba reason to figFht
the dCarkest world reach daDmwn
Bbone blink and she was Cgone
Dmshe never thoBbught theyd take her babFy A
Dmshe didnt evenBb know that anybody couldF A
Dmand even thoBbugh she was the only pareFnt they A
Bbstill took hiCm from her arms for his own good Dm
4.
She nubs
Key: DHardD
A
E
D5
E5
A5
F#5
it's kind of Dhard to wear high heelsA
or slip Don banana Apeels
Dhow does she get Ain and out of Etubs?
i Dhope she don't get Amad
i hope she Dthinks this song is good not Abad
cause D5we think that she's E5totally rad, she's A5nubs
no D5fingers, no A5toes, she D5doesn't own A5elbows
no D5phalanges no A5knobby knees to E5knock
she don't D5need knuckles or A5hands to D5go see punk rock A5bands
D5she's always E5in the stands, she's A5nubs
she D5can't pick up a A5phone, she D5can't get dressed A5alone
D5She's got no A5funny bone, she's E5nubs
No sD5hoes for fA5eet but we D5sure do think she's A5neat, she's D5nubs, she's E5nubs, she's A5nubs
now comes the interlude, guitar 1 keeps playin this chord progression and guitar 2
comes in with some riff, dunno what it is, then it moves into this...
F#5I asked her if she want a D5drink, I A5asked her if she liked ToronE5to,
I aF#5sked her to go out to the D5bar, but all she said was E5no thanks, no and A5no
It was D5time for us to A5leave, so I D5grabbed and shook her A5sleeve
and D5told her I'd see A5her at the next E5club
she D5got into a A5pack and some guy D5put her on his A5back,
she D5said goodbye and E5kinda waved her sA5tub
she's D5got beauitful A5eyes, and D5breasts regular A5size,
D5but without A5calves or thighs, E5she's nubs
It's D5hard to give good A5head or D5get tied to a A5bed,
D5when all you've got is a E5body and head, she's A5nubs
she's D5nubs, she's nubs, she's A5nubs... etc etc
oh she Dmay not walk the Awalk, and she Dmay not like to Atalk
but D5boy she sure knows E5how to rock, she's A5nubs
Contribuição: Alexandre Oliveira(email protected)
5.
I'm So Sorry Tony
Key: AHardA
C
D
F#m
E
Bm
Dm
F
G
AI've never kCnown a better writer Dor a better Aguy
F#mHis songs wouldn't just toEuch you, they'd Dpunch you in the eAye
IDt doesn't happen a lot, but Aeverybody says the same that hCe wasn't supposed to F#mdie
BmSo let's clink our bDeers
And give three cDmheers
To Tony ASly
AI never heard a bad word about Chim
I never Dheard a bad meloAdy
His dyinF#mg isn't tEragic: it?s a Dfucking catastropAhe
I've lDost my parents, and so many frienEds
I taCke it "c'estF#m la vie"
It'sBm nothing likeD losing my Dmfriend TAony
ASometimes on weeCkends when our kDids'd hang out tAogether
KF#meira tells DaErla that her daDd's songs are bAetter
And I thiDnk she's sad
Ecause tomorrow she hopes her dCad
is comingF#m home
BmCuz he told her Dthat three yearsDm ago on the phone
F#mTony, you make me see myF#mselfF
F#m In Ea way I don'Bmt wanna see
F#mDo I have tF#mo stFop lF#mivinEg so reckBmlessly?
DSo I can be the father, I know I can be
F#mBmEAG
AAll the endless Cnights we had
D20 years of lAaughs
F#mI've looked, but I Ecan't find Dany phAotographs
DOf us because it's weirEd to take
CPhotos with yourF#m best friends
BmCause you don't thinDk
That you Dmnever see themA again
AI'm sorry that I wasn't Cthere for you
DWhen you needed me in the eAnd
IF#m was there to give yEou eulogy
DBut not when you needed a friAend
DAnd when they lowered your body Einto the ground even the pCiper began to F#mcry
FBmrom coast to coast
DLet's raise our drinks aDmnd give a toast
A To Tony Sly
6.
I Am An Alcoholic
Key: AmHardAm7
Bm7
Em7
Gmaj7
G7
Em
G
C
D
Am
Am7Bm7Em7
Am7Gmaj7G7
Am7Bm7Em7
Am7EmG
I liked going tAm7o school,
Bm7I didn't want to Em7fool around with drugs
Cuz all of mAm7y friends were droppinGmaj7g out G7
I had to get stufAm7f done, I wasn't fun
Bm7I didn't try Em7pot 'til I was 21,
but now I'Am7m overcompensatingG
CI'd like to Gsee what Dmorning looks Glike
CDon't wanna Gdrink Ampint after Dpint
CI wanna wake Gup withDout feeling Csick
But I Ccan't cuz I'm a Gdrug-abusing DalcohoGlic
CI can't cuz I'm a Gdrug-abusing DalcohoGlic
CI can't cuz I'm a Gdrug-abusing DalcohoGlic
CI can't cuz I'm a Gdrug-abusing DalcohoGlic
Am7Bm7Em7
Am7Gmaj7G7
Am7Bm7Em7
Am7EmG
At 28 I rAm7ealized
Bm7hydrocodone was pretty Em7great
For hanAm7govers and late nighGmaj7t hangG7s
I decided tAm7o spend my lifBm7e having the best oEm7f times
It's too baAm7d most of them I'll probably fEmorgGet
CAnd now I Gknow what Dmorning looks Glike
CBut only when I Ggreet it from the preAmvious Dnight
CMy friends are telling Gme that I need to Dfind a cliCnic
But I Cwon't cuz I'm a Gdrug-addicted DalcohoGlic
CI won't cuz I'm a Gdrug-abusing DalcohoGlic
CI won't cuz I'm a Gdrug-abusing DalcohoGlic
CI won't cuz I'm a Gdrug-abusing DalcohoGlic
CCan't Gstop Dtaking Gdrugs
7.
The Idiots Are Taking Over
Key: FHardF
Dm
A
E/D
B
F#m
D
FIt's not tDmhe right time to be sober
ANow the E/Didiots have taken over
ASpreadBing likeA a social cancer, is there an answer?
FMaximum memberDmship exceeding
ATell me why E/Dand how are all the stupid people breeding
DmWatson Bit's reallAy elementary...the industrial revolution
Has fliFpped the bitch on evolution
The benDmevolent and Dmwise are bAeing quieted, ostracized, what a bummer
The worFld keeps getting dumber
InsensFitivDmity is staAndard and faith is being fancied over reason
FDarwin's rollDmin over in his coffin
AThe fittE/Dest are surviving much less often
Now eAverything seems to be rBeversingA, and it's worsening
FSomeone flopped Dma steamer in the gene pool
ANow angry moE/Db mentality'sDm no longer the exception, it's the rule
And im sBtartinA to feel a lot like charlton heston
Stranded Fon a primate planet
Apes andDm orangutans that ran it to the ground
WiDmth generalsA and the armies that obeyed them
FollowersF following fables
PhilosoFphies thaDmt enable them to rule without regard
AF#mDmF#mDmAF#mA
(8x) (8x) (8x) (8x) (8x) (8x) (8x) (8x)
There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
Political scientists think the same one vote guess some monkeys are inbred
Majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand
BiggFest solutions
What aDmre we left with?
A Anation oE/Df god-feaDmring pregnant nationalists
Who feel Bit's theiAr duty to populate the homeland
Pass Fon traditions
How-toF-get-ahead religions
AnDmd prosperiAty the asymbolic culture
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8.
Idiots Are Taking Over
Key: F#mHardF#m
D
A
Bm
F
C
It's F#mnot the right time to be sober D
Now theA iDdiots have taken over
D Spreading like a social cBmancer, is there an Aanswer?
F#m Mensa membership concDeding
A Tell me why and how are all tDhe stupid people breeding
D Watson, it's really elemBmentary
The industrial revolAution
Has flipped the bitch on evolF#mution
The benFevolent and wise are being thwDarted, ostracized, what a bAummer
The world keeps getting dF#mumber
Insensitivity is stFandard and fDaith is being fancied over rAeason
DF#marwin's rolling over in his cDoffin
The fAittest are surviving much less Doften
Now Deverything seems to be revBmersing, and it's wAorsening
SF#momeone flopped a steamer in the gDene pool
Now Aangry mob mentality's no lDonger the exception, it's the rDule
And I'm starting to feel a lBmot like Charlton HAeston
F#m Stranded on a primate plFanet
Apes and orangutans that rDan it to the ground
With gAenerals and the armies that obeyed them
F#m Followers following fables
F Philosophies that enable them to rule without regDard
A F#m There's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrDated
F#m Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas Dinbred
A Majority rule, don't work in mental institBmutions
A Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand
Biggest solF#mutions
What are we lDeft with?
A nAation of god-fearing prDegnant nationalDists
Who feel it's their dBmuty to populate the hAomeland
Pass on tradF#mitions
How to get ahead relFigions
And prospDerity via simpleton cAulture
The idiots are taking Cover D
The idiots are taking Aover
The idiots are taking Cover D
The idiots are taking Aover
9.
We Called It America
Key: AmHardAm
C
G
D
Bm
F
Em
Remember when AmAmerica had a Cmiddle class and an upper Gclass?
That was way before the Dexodus.
That was the AmAmerica that we Cthought was numbBmer one,
Gthought would overcome, Dthought would never Amdie.
That was just our Ampride and faith: two Cshitty deadly sins;
I know Gfaith isn't one of 'em but it Dshould have been,
'Cause when things were Amcrumbling, we had Cno camaradeBmrie,
just a Gfaith someone would Dsave us from desAmpondence.
We called it AmAmerica, Cwhoa.G F
We called it AmAmerica, Cwhoa. D
"Number one AmAmerica" was a Cslogan used
to keep Gmorale up when we knew we were alDready cooked,
Then the richer Amwestern states
Csucceeded in Bmsecession and the Geastern ones Dfollowed right beAmhind.
Mexi-Can-AmAmerica was the Cperfect name
that Gepitomized the order of Dsignificance, authority and Amaffluence.
We had Cturned it all Bmaround, went from Gnumber one,
Dstraight to number Amtwo (shit).
We called it AmAmerica, Cwhoa.G F
We called it AmAmerica, Cwhoa. D
AmCGF
CBmFEm
AmNational Gbankruptcy, Fcircumcised Emsociety.
AmUSA, Gdined and ditched;
FFox reports "Empoor is the new rich".
We called it AmAmerica, Cwhoa.G F
We called it AmAmerica, Cwhoa. D
We called it AmAmerica, Cwhoa.G F
We called it AmAmerica, Cwhoa. D
We called it AmAmeriAmca
10.
The longest line
Key: CHardC
G
Am
F
Bb
Em
Dm
C In the darkest Gtunnel it's
nice to Amsee a light
Not just a headGlight
C Like the one that's
Gheading right for FmeAm G
C It would be Gnice if Amthings
could Amturn out right yeah
Turn out right Gyeah
C Don't think I'll
Gever see the FdayAm G
Refrain 1:
F I must haveG done
something Amwrong
Or maybe Bbpissed off God
C I think of GChinese food
when I Amthink of life
That's sweet and soGur
C My life is Gsweet as sacchaFrine Am G
C You know 3 Gweek old milk
and Amgrapes are not
Not the same GNo
C I am the Gone Johnny CarFcinogenAm G
Refrain 2:
F I must haveG fucked
with some Amwitch
In turn she Bbcursed me
cursed my life
C At the Gend of the longest Amline
That's where EmI will always Fbe
If you Cneed to find me Dmjust go to
The Fend of the longest line
C But offiGcer that was a Amyellow light
The light was red Gson
C InsubordiGnation reckless FdrivingAm G
C I must be Gwrong this can't be Amright
I don't beGlong this world
is Fmuch too dangerous
For Gsomeone lacky luck like me
C At the Gend of the longest Amline
That's where EmI will always Fbe
If you Cneed to find me Dmjust go to
The Fend of the longest Cline
At the Gend of the longest AmlineEm
F That's where CI will always Dmbe
at the Fend of the longest Cline