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Nickelback

10 songs|36 chords used|Hard

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Em7

Cadd9

Bb5

Eb5

C/E

This Afternoon

Key: GHard

Em7

Cadd9

RENDITION OF NICKELBACK'S "THIS AFTERNOON"

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GD9Cadd9D9

GLooking like another Bob D9Marley day

Cadd9Hitting from the bong like a diesD9el train

And im Gdown with hanging D9out this aCadd9fternoon

GWe got weeds in the back D9yard 4 feet tall

Cadd9Ching and Chong probably wouldD9 have smoked them all

So im Gout, on the cD9ouch this afCadd9ternoon

Gbeer bottles laying on the D9kitchen floor

If we Cadd9take 'em all back we can buyD9 some more

So i dGoubt we'll go wD9ithout this afCadd9ternoon Oh!

CBetter hang on if your tD9agging along

Cos wGeÂ?ll be doing this tillEm 6 in the morning

CNothing wrong with going all niGght long

Tough to pD9ut the brakes on doesnÂ?t matter when you got to

EmGetEm upEm, gDo out

GMe GandG alCl my friends

EmDriEmnk Emup,D fall down

GWeÂG?llG doC it all again

Just sitting Garound, hD9anging out this aCadd9fternoon

GThe landlord says i should D9buy a tent

But he can kCadd9iss my ass cos i paid D9my rent

So i dGoubt, heÂ?ll kick me D9out this afCadd9ternoon

GDown on the corner in a D9seedy bar

Cadd9Jukebox cranking out the CCR D9

Had a fGew, to suzyD9Q, this aftCadd9ernoon oh!

CBetter hang on if your tD9agging along

Cos wGeÂ?ll be doing this tillEm 6 in the morning

CNothing wrong with going aGll night long

Tough to pDut the brakes on doesnÂ?t matter when you got to

EmGetEm upEm, gDo out

GMe GandG alCl my friends

EmDriEmnk Emup,D fall down

GWeÂ?Gll dGo iCt all again

EmGetEm upEm, gDo out

GMe GandG alCl my friends

EmDriEmnk Emup,D fall down

GWeÂG?llG doC it all again

Just sitting Garound, hanging D9out this afCadd9ternoon

don't want a wristwatch, or aClarm clock to seDe what time it Gis C

From the moment i wakeC up, i just love being Dwith my friends G C

CWe barely get by, but have the best times and hopeD it never ends G C

CWe drink all day until we fall down, so we cDan do it all again G C

its not human walGk Its the human race D9

If we were lCadd9iving on the edge taking too D9much space

So i dGoubt iÂ?ll figure D9out just what to Cadd9do

But kicking aGround hanging D9out this afteCadd9rnoon

CBetter hang on if your tD9agging along

Cos wGeÂ?ll be doing this tillEm 6 in the morning

CNothing wrong with going aGll night long

Tough to pDut the brakes on doesnÂ?t matter when you got to

EmGetD up, go out

GMeC and all my friends

EmDriDnk up, fall down

GWeCÂ?ll do it all again

EmYeaDh Get up, go out

GMeC and all my friends

EmDriDnk up, fall down

GWeCÂ?ll do it all again

Just kickin Garound, hanging D9out this afCadd9ternoon

Just sitting Garound, hanging D9out this afCadd9ternoon

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How You Remind Me

Key: CHard

Bb5

Eb5

Primeira Estrofe:

C5 Never made it as a wF5ise man

Bb5 I couldn't cut it as a pEb5oor man stealing

C5 Tired of living like a blF5ind man

Bb5 I'm sick of sight without a sEb5ense of feeling

C5And this is how Eb5 Ab you remF5indBb me

Segunda Estrofe:

C5 This is how F5 you remBb5ind me

Of what Eb5I really am

C5 This is how F5 you remBb5ind me

Of what Eb5I really am

Primeiro Pré-Refrão:

C5 It's not like you Eb5 to Absay sorry

I was waiting on a dF5iffBberent story

C5 This time I'm Eb5 Abmistaken

For handing you F5a hBbeart worth breaking

C5And I've been wrong, Eb5 AbI've been down

Been to the bottom oF5f eBbvery bottle

C5 These five wEb5ordsAb in my head

Scream "are we hF5aviBbng fun yet?"

C5 yet Eb5 yet Bb5 yet F5 no no

Riff 1

Terceira Estrofe:

It's not like you didn't know that

I said I love you and I swear I still do

C5 And it must have been so bad

Bb5 Cause living with me must

Have damn near killed you

And this is how, you remind me

Of what I really am

This is how, you remBb5ind me

Of what Eb5I really am

Pre-Chorus 2:

Segundo Pré-Refrão:

C5 It's not like you Eb5 Abto say sorry

I was waiting on a F5difBbferent story

This time I'mEb5 Ab mistaken

For handing you a F5heaBbrt worth breaking

C5And I've been wrong, Eb5 AbI've been down

Been to the bottom oF5f eBbvery bottle

C5 These five wEb5ordsAb in my head

Scream "are we F5havBbing fun yet?"

C5 yet Eb5 yet Bb5 yet F5 no no

C5Bb5

C5F5Bb5Eb5

Quarta Estrofe:

C5 Never made it as a wF5ise man

Bb5 I couldn't cut it as a pEb5oor man stealing

C5And this is how Eb5 Ab you remF5indBb me

C5 This is how Eb5 Ab you remF5indBb me

C5 This is how F5 you remBb5ind me

Of what Eb5I really am

C5 This is how F5 you remBb5ind me

Of what Eb5I really am

Terceiro Pré-Refrão:

C5 It's not like you Eb5 Abto say sorry

I was waiting on a F5difBbferent story

C5 This time I'm Eb5 Abmistaken

For handing you a heart worth breaking

C5And I've been wrong, Eb5 AbI've been down

Been to the bottom F5of Bbevery bottle

C5 These five wEb5ordsAb in my head

Scream "are wF5e hBbaving fun yet?"

C5 Yet Eb5 yet Bb5

Are we hF5aving fun yet

C5 Yet Eb5 yet Bb5

Are we hF5aving fun yet

C5 Yet Eb5 yet Bb5

Are we hF5aving fun yet

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Rockstar

Key: EMedium

(Tuning: Standard) EADGBe

(Afinação: E, Padrão) EADGBe

I'm through with Gstanding in line to clubs we'll never get in,

It's like Cbottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win,

This Flife hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to Gbe.

I want a Gbrand new house on an episode of Cribs,

And a Cbathroom I can play baseball in,

And a Fking size tub big enough for ten plus mGe.

I'll need aG credit card that's got no limit,

And a Cbig black jet with a bedroom in it,

Gonna Fjoin the mile-high club at thirty-seven thousand fGeet.

I want a Gnew tour bus full of old guitars,

My own Cstar on Hollywood Boulevard,

SomeFwhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for Gme.

I'm gonna Atrade this life for fortune and fame,

I'Cd even cut my hair and change my name.

'Cause we Gall just want to be big Rockstars,

And live in AHilltop Houses driven fifteen cars,

The Cgirls come easy and the drugs come cheap,

We'll Dall stay skinny cause we jFust won't eat,

And we'lGl hang out in the coolest bars,

In the AVIP with the movie stars,

Every Cgood gold diggers gonna wind up there.

Every Dplayboy bunny with her bFleach blonde hair,

AHey Chey I wanna be a RocksGtar!

AHey hCey I wanna be a RocksGtar!

I wanna be Ggreat like Elvis without the tassels,

Hire eCight body guards who love to beat up assholes,

Sign a Fcouple autographs so I can eat my meals for frGee.

I'm gonna Gdress my ass with the latest fashion,

Get a Cfront door key to the Playboy Mansion,

Gonna Fdate a centerfold that loves to blow my money for Gme.

I'm gonna Atrade this life for fortune and fame,

I'd even Ccut my hair and change my name.

'Cause we Gall just want to be big Rockstars,

And live in AHilltop Houses driven fifteen cars

The Cgirls come easy and the drugs come cheap,

We'll Dall stay skinny cause we jFust won't eat,

And we'lGl hang out in the coolest bars,

In the AVIP with the movie stars,

Every Cgood gold diggers gonna wind up there,

Every Dplayboy bunny with her bFleach blonde hair,

And we'lGl hide out in the private rooms,

With the Alatest dictionary and todays who's who,

They'll Cget you anything with that evil smile,

EveryDbodys got a drug dealer oFn speed dial,

WellA Hey heCy i wanna be a RockGstar!

I'm gonna Dsing those songs that offend the censors,

Gonna Apop my pills from a pez despenser,

Get Dwashed up singers writing all my songs,

Lip Csync 'em everynight so i won't Fget them wrong!

Well we alGl just want to be big Rockstars,

And live in AHilltop Houses driven fifteen cars

The Cgirls come easy and the drugs come cheap,

We'll Dall stay skinny cause we jFust won't eat,

And we'lGl hang out in the coolest bars,

In the AVIP with the movie stars,

Every Cgood gold diggers gonna wind up there,

Every Dplayboy bunny with her bFleach blonde hair,

And we'lGl hide out in the private rooms,

With the Alatest dictionary and todays who's who,

They'll Cget you anything with that evil smile,

EveryDbodys got a drug dealer oFn speed dial,

WellA Hey heCy i wanna be a RockGstar!

AHey heyC I wanna be a RockGstar!

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Someday (ver. 2)

Key: BmHard

*Aki somente uma guitarra começa

verso 1

BmHow the hell did we Gwind up like Athis

Why Dweren't we able

BmTo see the Gsigns that we Amissed

And try to Dturn the tables

*aki entra a segunda guitarra

BmI wish you would Gunclench your AfisA4ts A

And unDpack your suitcase

BmLately there's been Gtoo much of AthiA4s A

Dont Dthink its too late

*DISTORÇAO

dica: comece fazendo o Em abafado com a mão um pouco a frente da ponte

(o famoso Pall Mute "PM")e vai puxado em direção a ponte até ficar totalmente

sem abafar

PRÉ-Refrão

EmNothin's wrong, just as long as

A5you know that someday I will

Refrão

G5Someday, D5somehow

A5gonna make it allE5right but not right now

G5I know you're A5wondering Bmwhen

(You're the only A5one who knows that)

G5Someday, D5somehow

A5gonna make it allEmright but not right now

G5I know you're A5wondering E5when

*IGUAL AO 1o

VERSO 2

Well I Bmhoped that since we're Ghere anywayA

We could Dend up saying

BmThings we've always Gneeded to say A

So we could Dend up stringing

ENTRA GUITARRA DOIS JUNTO COM BATERA

BmNow the story's Gplayed out like AthiA4s A

Just like a Dpaperback novel

BmLets rewrite an Gending that AfitsA4 A

Instead of a Dhollywood horror

*DISTORÇAO

PRÉ-Refrão

E5Nothin's wrong, just as long as

A5you know that someday I will

Refrão

G5Someday, D5somehow

A5gonna make it allE5rght but not right now

G5I know you're A5wondering Bmwhen

(You're the onA5ly one who knows that)

G5Someday, D5somehow

A5gonna make it allE5right but not right now

G5I know you're A5wondering E5when

(You're the onA5ly one who knows that)

BmHow the hell did we Gwind up like Athis

Why Dweren't we able

BmTo see the Gsigns that we Amissed

And try to Dturn the tables

*2a guitarra

BmNow the story's Gplayed out like AthisA4 A

Just like a Dpaperback novel

BmLets rewrite an Gending that AfitsA4 A

Instead of a Dhollywood horror

PRÉ-Refrão

E5Nothin's wrong, just as long as

A5you know that someday I will

Refrão

G5Someday, D5somehow

A5gonna make it allE5right but not right now

G5I know you're A5wondering Bmwhen

(You're the onA5ly one who knows that)

G5Someday, D5somehow

A5gonna make it allE5right but not right now

G5I know you're A5wondering E5when

(You're the onA5ly one who knows that)

OUTRO

G5I know you're A5wondering Bmwhen

(You're the onA5ly one who knows that)

G5I know you're A5wondering E5when

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The Hammers Coming Down

Key: BmMedium

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| / slide up

| \ slide down

| h hammer-on

| p pull-off

| ~ vibrato

| + harmonic

| x Mute note

| b Bend

| pb Pre-bend

| br Bend release

| pbr Pre-bend release

| brb Bend release bend

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HAVE FUN !

BmWhere will you be when the Dsky comes down? G Em

BmAnd what would you do if the Dstrength was found? G Em

BmStand right beside me when the Dground starts shaking

GThe only sound you'll hear is the Embreath we're taking

BmIf there is one thing I can Dpromise you

GWe'll see the Emlight Bmagain

BmThis is the calm before the Dcoming storm

This is the Gred sky morning

EmWithout warning now

BmThis is the fight that we've been Dwaiting for

And there's no Gsense in running

EmThe hammer's coming Bmdown____D______G_______

EmThe hammer's coming

BmOnce it's started, there's no Dturning back G Em

BmAnd I'll be with you when the Dsun turns black G Em

Bm'Cause finding faith will always Dbe the hardest

GWhy you're standing in the Emheart of darkness

BmIf there is one thing I can Dpromise you

GWe'll see the Emlight Bmagain

BmThis is the calm before the Dcoming storm

This is the Gred sky morning

EmWithout warning now

BmThis is the fight that we've been Dwaiting for

And there's no Gsense in running

EmThe hammer's coming Bmdown____D______G_______

EmThe hammer's coming

GABmD

GHolding oAn

We'll make it Bmtill the dawn

It'll Dbe here before long

GHolding oAn

If we can Bmfind the light

We can Dmake our way back home

GHolding oAn

We'll make it Bmtill the dawn

It'll Dbe here before long

GHolding oAn

If we can Bmfind the light

We'll Dfind the light come on

GHold Aon

We'll make it Bmtill the dawn

It'll Dbe here before long

GHold Aon

If we can Bmfind the light

We can Dmake our way back home

GHold Aon

We'll make it Bmtill the dawn

It'll Dbe here before long

GHolding oAn

If we can Bmfind the light

We'll Dfind the light come on G A

If we can Bmfind the light D

This is the calm before the Gcoming storm A

We'll Bmfind the light D

This is the fight that we've been Gwaiting for

Hold Aon

We'll make it Bmtill the dawn

It'll Dbe here before long

GHolding oAn

If we can Bmfind the light

We'll Dfind the light come on G A

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Miss You

Key: DMedium

I Miss You So So I Do

I Miss You So

I DJust Woke Up AFrom A Dream TodayBm G

DTime Gone By But AYou Still Look The SamBme G

DFelt So Real To AHave You Back With BmMe G

It's DJust Too Bad It's AJust Another DrBmeam

Give Me Just One Wish

If DI Could Give It AAll Away

I'd BmDo It Just For GOne More Day

I DThought I Had The ATime To Wait

Now BmIt's Too Late To GTell You That I

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmI Miss You So GMuch

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmGod Knows I GDo I

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmI Miss You So GMuch

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmI Miss You So GSo I Do

DAfter Dark ALaughin' In TheBm Rain G

DSilver Heart ALocket On A BmChain G

Well DPictures Fade And ASilver Turn To BmGrey G

But The DBest Of Thieves ACouldn't Take My Love BmAway

Give Me Just One Wish

If DI Could Give It AAll Away

I'd BmDo It Just For GOne More Day

I DTrade It In For AOne More Moment

BmTell You What I GNever Told You

DAll The Things I ALeft Unsaid

I BmMeant To Say BefoGre You Left

I DThought I Had The ATime To Wait

Now BmIt's Too Late To GTell You That I

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmI Miss You So GMuch

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmGod Knows I GDo I

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmI Miss You So GMuch

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmI Miss You So GSo I DoD

If There Was SomAe Way KnBmow I GWould D

I'd Do AToday I BmWish I CGould D

I Call Out Your AName It BmDoes No GGood D

I AWish I KnBmew What GWould D A Bm

I GMiss You So MuchD A Bm

God GKnows I Do DI A Bm

I GWish My Wish Was EnoDughA Bm

Give Me Just One Wish

If DI Could Give It AAll Away

I'd BmDo It Just For GOne More Day

I DTrade It In For AOne More Moment

BmTell You What I GNever Told You

DAll The Things I ALeft Unsaid

I BmMeant To Say BefoGre You Left

I DThought I Had The ATime To Wait

Now BmIt's Too Late To GTell You That I

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmI Miss You So GMuch

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmGod Knows I GDo I

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmI Miss You So GMuch

DI Miss You So ASo I Do

BmI Miss You So G

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Everything I Wanna Do

Key: CmHard

CmGEb

CmGEbDm

CmShe's got a Gdirty

mouth it Ebtasted

so clean with every taste

of me You know that Cmevery

Gsingle thing she does

She Ebdoes for me because

it's what I'm dreaming ofCm G Eb Dm

And Cmshe likes to

Gtake her time

EbMore then fortunate

form of torture

And Cmshe likes to Gtouch and

tease It's always Ebfun for me

it's always unbelievable

(hold)

You and me, sitting

in A tree Fucking

Cm She'll do anyGthing I want

My Fmbaby she's up for

anyEbthing I Bbwanna do

Cm She's a giver and

it Ggets her off

My Fmbaby she's into

everyEbthing I Bbwanna do

If it Cmwas on TV or

Gever in a magazine

FmShe could take the fantasy

and Ebmake it a reBbality

Cm She delivers every

Gdirty thought

My Fmbaby she's into

everyEbthing I Bbwanna doCm

CmGEbDm

And Cmshe knows Gevery spot

Exactly Ebwhere it's at

and she could draw a map

But until Cmyou have some

it's Glike a weapon

And she's Ebalways threatening

to be the death of me

You and me sitting

in A tree Fucking

Cm She'll do anyGthing I want

My Fmbaby she's up for

anyEbthing I Bbwanna do

Cm She's a giver and

it Ggets her off

My Fmbaby she's into

everyEbthing I Bbwanna do

If it Cmwas on TV or

Gever in a magazine

FmShe could take the fantasy

and Ebmake it a reBbality

Cm She delivers every

Gdirty thought

My Fmbaby she's into

everyEbthing I Bbwanna do

So wCmhat you Cwanna

Dmwanna Ebdo?

So wCmhat you Cwanna

Dmwanna Ebdo?

And Cmme CI'll Dmre Ebpay the

favor with your favorite

Bthing you love to do

So wCmhat you Cwanna

Dmwanna Ebdo?

So wCmhat you Cwanna

Dmwanna Ebdo?

I'm aCmbout to Ctake Dmit Ebup

a notch so Bwhat

what I'm about to do

CmCDmEbB

You and me

sitting in a tree

Fucking

Cm She'll do anyGthing I want

My Fmbaby she's up for

anyEbthing I Bbwanna do

Cm She's a giver and

it Ggets her off

My Fmbaby she's into

everyEbthing I Bbwanna do

If it Cmwas on TV or

Gever in a magazine

FmShe could take the fantasy

and Ebmake it a reBbality

Cm She delivers every

Gdirty thought

My Fmbaby she's into

everyEbthing I Bbwanna do

CmEverything you want anything

at all everything you want.

Everything I wanna do

Everything you want anything

at all everything you want.

Everything I wanna do

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Million Miles An Hour

Key: DmHard

C/E

DmTake one of those

and two of these

Then watch the walls

begin to breathe

I can taste the

colour of the lights

GmWings are growing out

of me The Ffloor is

floating C/Eunderneath

DmI can see the future

burning brightDm FFuture

burning DmbrightF

The Dmceiling has

us mesmerized

It feels like we

could never die

Heading for the

dark side of the

moon As we Gmdrift

off into the sky

InFvincible and

C/Eso alive DmTen feet

tall and fucking

bulletproof

Refrain 1:

InBbsanity is setting

in ReCality is getting

thin The Funiverse

just started slowing

Gmdown Yet Bbsuddenly

we're traveling Cin

A million miles

an DmhourC Dm C Dm

Gmmiles an DmhourC Dm C Dm

We're going a

Cmillion Gmmiles

an DmhourC Dm C Dm

A Cmillion Gmmiles

an DmhourC Dm C Dm C Gm C

When Dmshadows all

start breaking free

No longer held by

gravity How did we

get so far from

the ground?

SGmpeaking to the

galaxy ReFceived

and sending C/Eback

to me DmI can finally

hear the speed of

soundDm TFhe Speed

of fucking DmsoundF

I Dmlike this everlasting

pill Cause time itself

is standing still Why

is the room still

spinning just the same?

Turn Gmoff your phone

so no one calls Cause

Fyou and I are C/Etripping

balls DmI can still hear

ringing in my brain

Refrain 2:

InBbsanity is setting

in ReCality is getting

thin FSee no signs of

ever coming Gmdown

And Bbsuddenly we're

travelling Cin

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Refrain 3:

InBbsanity is setting

in ReGmality is getting

thin The Dmparticles are

dancing all aCround I

can't deBbny the hardest

thing for me Is Gmfinding

time to finally breathe

DmSee no signs of ever

coming Cdown ABbnother

wave is coming inC

A million miles

an DmhourC Dm C Dm

Gmmiles an DmhourC Dm C Dm

We're going a

Cmillion Gmmiles

an DmhourC Dm C Dm

A Cmillion Gmmiles

an DmhourC Dm C Dm

A million miles

an DmhourC Dm C Dm

Gmmiles an DmhourC Dm C Dm

We're going a

Cmillion Gmmiles

an DmhourC Dm C Dm

A Cmillion Gmmiles

an DmhourC Dm C Dm C Gm F

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Photograph

Key: EHard

E5=0,7,9,9,0,0

B4=7,9,9,6,0,0

D6(9)=10,12,12,11,0,0

A9=5,7,7,6,0,0

G6=3,5,5,4,0,0

C7+=8,10,10,9,0,0

E5 Look at this photogrB4aph

Everytime I do it makes me lD6augh

How did our eyes get so rA9ed

And what the hell is on Joey's head E5

And this is where I grew B4up

I think the present owner fixed it D6up

I never knew we'd ever went withA9out

The second floor is hard for sneakin' out E5

And this is where I went to schB4ool

Most of the time had better things to do D6

Criminal record says I broke in twA9ice

I must have done it half a dozen tE5imes

I wonder if It's too lB4ate

Should I go back and try to graduD6ate

Life's better now then it was back then A9

If I was them I wouldn't let me G6in

Oh oh A9oh

Oh god I

Every mE5emory of looking out the back door

I had the phB4oto album spread out on my bedroom floor

It's hD6ard to say it, time to say it

A9 Goodbye, goodbye

Every mE5emory of walking out the front door

I found the phB4oto of the friend that I was looking for

It's hD6ard to say it, time to say it

A9 Goodbye, goodbye

E5B4G6A9

Guitar 2:

E5 Remember the old arcB4ade?

Blew ever dollar that we ever made D6

The cops hated us hanging out A9

They said somebody went and burned it dE5own

We used to listen to the radB4io

And sing along with every song we'd knD6ow

We said someday we'd find out how it fA9eels

To sing to more than just the steering whE5eel

Kim's the first girl I kB4issed

I was so nervous that I nearly missD6ed

She's had a couple of kids since thA9en

I haven't seen her since god knows whG6en

Oh oh A9oh

Oh god I

Every mE5emory of looking out the back door

I had the phB4oto album spread out on my bedroom floor

It's hD6ard to say it, time to say it

A9 Goodbye, goodbye

Every mE5emory of walking out the front door

I found the phB4oto of the friend that I was looking for

It's hD6ard to say it, time to say it

A9 Goodbye, goodbye

C7D6

E5 I miss that tB4own

I miss their facG6es

You can't erA9ase

You can't replE5ace it

I miss it nB4ow

I can't belG6ieve it

So hard to stA9ay

Too hard to lE5eave it

If I could I relive those dB4ays

I know the one thing that would never chD6ange

Every mE5emory of looking out the back door

I had the phB4oto album spread out on my bedroom floor

It's hD6ard to say it, time to say it

A9 Goodbye, goodbye

Every mE5emory of walking out the front door

I found the phB4oto of the friend that I was looking for

It's hD6ard to say it, time to say it

A9 Goodbye, goodbye

End

E5 Look at this photogrB4aph

Everytime I do it makes me lD6augh

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10.

Next Contestant

Key: DmEasy

DmI judge by Amwhat she's wearing

CJust how many Gheads I'm tearing

DmOff of assholes Amcoming on to her

CEach night seems Glike it's getting worse

DmAnd I wish she'd Amtake the night off

CSo I don't Ghave to fight off

DmEvery asshole Amcoming on to her

CIt happens Gevery night she works

DmThey'll go and Amask the DJ

CFind out just Gwhat would she say

DmIf they all tried Amcoming on to her

CDon't they know it's Gnever going to work

DmThey think they'll Amget inside her

CWith every drink Gthey buy her

DmAs they all try Amcoming on to her

CThis time someGbody's getting hurt

CHere comes the Amnext contestant

DmIs that Amyour hand Con my Ggirlfriend?

DmIs that Amyour hand?C G

DmI wish you'd Amdo it again

CI'll watch you Gleave here limping

DmI wish you'd Amdo it again

CI'll watch you Gleave here limping

CThere goes the Amnext contestant Dm

DmI even Amfear the ladies

CThey're cool but Gtwice as crazy

DmJust as bad for Amcoming on to her

CDon't they know it's Gnever going to work

DmEach time she Ambats an eyelash

CSomebody's Ggrabbing her ass

DmEveryone keeps Amcoming on to her

CThis time someGbody's getting hurt

CHere comes the Amnext contestant

DmIs that Amyour hand Con my Ggirlfriend?

DmIs that Amyour hand?C G

DmI wish you'd Amdo it again

CI'll watch you Gleave here limping

DmI wish you'd Amdo it again

CI'll watch you Gleave here limping

CThere goes the Amnext contestant Dm

DmI'm hating Amwhat she's wearing

CEverybody Ghere keeps staring

DmCan't wait 'til they Amget what they deserve

CThis time someGbody's getting hurt

CHere comes the Amnext contestant

DmIs that Amyour hand Con my Ggirlfriend?

DmIs that Amyour hand?C G

DmI wish you'd Amdo it again

CI'll watch you Gleave here limping

DmI wish you'd Amdo it again

CI'll watch you Gleave here limping

CThere goes the Amnext contestant Dm

DmI wish you'd Amdo it again

CEach night seems Glike it's getting worse

DmI wish you'd Amdo it again

CThis time someGbody's getting hurt

CThere goes the Amnext contestant Dm

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