Chords used
C
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Em
F
Am
Gm
Fm
Bm
B7
E
F#m
G
A
G#m
B
C#5
Cm
F#7
1.
Crack A Bottle
Key: CMediumC
D
Em
F
Am
CDEmFAm
COoww CLadies aDnd gentEmlemen F
CThe mComent yoDu?ve alEml been waiAmting for ..
CIn thCis corneDr : weiEmghing 175 Fpounds,
Cwith Ca recordD of 17 Emrapes, Am
C400 aCssaults,D and 4 Emmurders, F
Cthe uCndisputeDd, mostEm diabolic Amvillain in the world :
Slim Shady!
CSo crCack a boDttle, lEmet your boAmdy waddle
CDon?tC act likDe a snoEmbby model Fyou just hit the lotto
CO-oh Co-oh, biDtch3s hEmopping in Ammy Tahoe
CGot oCne ridinDg shotgEmun and no Fnot one of them got clothes
CNow wChere?s tDhe rubbEmers? WhoseAm got the rubbers?
CI notCiced theDre?s soEm many of tFhem
Cand tChere?s rDeally nEmot that maAmny of us.
CLadieCs love uDs and mEmy posse?s Fkicking up dust.
CIt?s Con till Dthe breEmak of dawnAm
Cand wCe?re staDrting tEmhis party Ffrom dusk
COk ? Clet?s goD Em Am
Eminem
COk ? Clet?s goD Em Am
CBack Cwit AndrDe, the Emgiant, misFter elephant tusk
CFix yCour mugsD, you?lEml just be Amanother one bit the dust
CJust Cone of mDy motheEmrs son whoF got thrown under the bus
CKiss Cmy butt.D Lick tEmhe FrumundAma cheese from under my nuts
CIt diCsgusts mDe to seEme the gameF the way that it looks
CIts aC must I Dredeem Emmy name n Amhaters get mushed.
CBitchC3s lust.D Man thEmey love meF when I lay in the cut.
CFist Cthe cup.D The laEmdy gave heAmr eighty some paper cut.
CNow pCicture uDs. Its EmridiculousF you curse at the thought
CCauseC when I Dspit thEme verse thAme sh-t
Cgets Cworse thDen worcEmestershireF sauce
CIf I Ccould fiDt the wEmords as piAmcture perfect, works every time
CEveryC verse, Devery lEmine, as siFmple as nursery rhymes
CIts eClementarDy. The Emelephants Amhave entered the room.
CI venCture to Dsay we'Emre the cenFter of attention its true
CNot tCo mentioDn back Emwith a venAmgeance so here?s the signal
COf thCe bat syDmbol. TEmhe platinuFm trio?s back on you hoes.
CSo crCack a boDttle, lEmet your boAmdy waddle.
CDon?tC act likDe a snoEmbby model.F
CYou jCust hit Dthe lotEmto. Am
CO-oh Co-oh, biDtches hEmopping in Fmy Tahoe .
CGot oCne ridinDg shotgEmun and no Amnot one of them got clothes
CNow wCheres thDe rubbeEmrs? Whose Fgot the rubbers?
CI notCiced theDre?s soEm many of tAmhem
Cand tChere?s rDeally nEmot that maFny of us.
CLadieCs love uDs and mEmy posses kAmicking up dust.
CIts oCn till tDhe breaEmk of dawn Fand were starting this party from dusk.
CLadieCs and geDntlemenEm, Dr. Dre Am
Dr Dre
CThey see tChat low riDder go by tEmhey're, liAmke Oh my!
CYou ain?t Cgot to telDl me why yoEmu?re sick Fcuz I know why.
CI dip throCugh in thaDt six trey Emlike sick Amem Dre.
CI?m an itcCh that theDy cant scraEmtch, they?Fre sick of me.
CBut hey, wChat else cDan I say? IEm love LA. Am
CCuz over aCnd above aDll, its jusEmt another Fday
CAnd this oCne begins Dwhere the lEmast one enAmds.
CPick up whCere we lefDt off and gEmet smashedF again.
CI?ll be daCmmed, justD f*cked aroEmund and crAmashed my Benz.
CDriving arCound with Da smashed fEmront end F
CLets cash Cthat one iDn. Em Am
CGrab anothCer one froDm out the sEmtable F
CThe Monte CCarlo, El DCamino or tEmhe El DoraAmdo
CThe hell iCf I know. D Em F
CDo I want Cleather seDats or vinyEml? Am
CDecisions,C decision D Em F
CGarage looCks like PrDecision ColEmlision. Am
COr Maaco bCeats quakeD like Waco Em F
CJust keep Cthe bass lDow speakersEm away fromAm your face though
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don?t act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there?s so many of them
and there?s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk.
And I take great pleasure in introducing: 50 Cent
50 Cent
CIt?s bottlCe after boDttle Em Am
CThe money Cain?t a thDang when yoEmu party wiFth me
CIts what wCe into itsD simple Em Am
CWe ball ouCt of contrDol like youEm wouldn?t Fbelieve
CI?m the naCpalm the bDomb the donEm i?m King AmKong
CGet rolledC on wrappeDd up and reEmigned on F
CI?m so calCm through DVietnam rinEmg the alarAmm
CBring the Cshaun dawnD burn marajEmauan do whFat you want
CNigga on aCnd on tillD the break Emof what Am
CGet the paCper man i?Dm caking yoEmu know i dFon?t give a f*ck
CI spend itC like it dDon?t mean nEmothing Am
CBlow it liCke its supDposed to beEm blown F
CMotherf*ckCer i?m groDwn Em Am
CI stunt i Cstyle i flDash the sh-Emt F
CI gets whaCt the f*ckD i want so Emwhat I triAmck
CFat ass biCrkin bags Dclassy sh-tEm Jimmy ChoFo shoes
CI say moveC a bitch mDove Em Am
So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don?t act like a snobby model .
You just hit the lotto.
O-oh o-oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe .
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got clothes
Now wheres the rubbers? Whose got the rubbers?
I noticed there?s so many of them
and there?s really not that many of us.
Ladies love us and my posses kicking up dust.
Its on till the break of dawn and were starting this party from dusk
2.
Rap God
Key: GmMediumGm
GmLook, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
GmBut I'm only going to get this one chance
GmSomething's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
GmJust a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
GmIf that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, and if he is as bananas as you say,
I'm not taking any chances
GmYou were just what the doctor ordered
GmI'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
GmAll my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
GmNow who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
GmThey said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
GmBut for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
GmI got a laptop in my back pocket
GmMy pen'll go off when I half-cock it
GmGot a fat knot from that rap profit
GmMade a living and a killing off it
GmEver since Bill Clinton was still in office
GmWith Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
GmI'm an MC still as honest
GmBut as rude and as indecent as all hell
GmSyllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
GmThis slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip-hop
GmYou don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
GmPacking a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yep, yackity-yak
GmNow at the exact same time
GmI attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
GmI'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
GmOver the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
GmOnly realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
GmHow could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
GmRappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipad
GmIt's actually disastrously bad for the wack
GmWhile I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
GmI'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
GmAll my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
GmNow who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
GmLet me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
GmEverybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
GmWell, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
GmEverybody loves to root for a nuisance
GmHit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
GmMC's get taken to school with this music
GmCause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
GmNow I lead a new school full of students
GmMe? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
Gm-W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
GmInspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
GmTo meet Run DMC, induct them, into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
GmRoll Hall of Fame
GmEven though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
GmOnly Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
GmOn the wall of shame
GmYou fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
GmOff a plank, and tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
GmLittle gay looking boy
GmSo gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
GmYou witnessing a massacre
GmLike you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
GmOy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
GmYou get a thumbs up, pat on the back
GmAnd a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
GmHey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
GmI get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
GmI'mma work for everything I have
GmNever ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
GmBasically boy you're never gonna be capable
GmTo keeping up with the same pace looking boy
GmI'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
GmAll my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
GmThe way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
GmDale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
GmKneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
GmSo you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
GmLet off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
GmAnd I should not be woken
GmI'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
GmBut I got your mom deep throating
GmI'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
GmI'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
GmIt's me, my honesty's brutal
GmBut it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
GmFor good at least once in a while
GmSo I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
GmEnough rhymes to maybe try to help get some people through tough times
GmBut I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
GmRappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
GmI know there was a time where once I
GmWas king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
GmSo I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
GmAppeal with the skin color of mine
GmYou get too big and here they come trying to censor you
GmLike that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP1
GmWhere I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
GmPut 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
GmSee if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was
GmBut I've morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
GmYou're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
GmAnd I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
GmYou're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
GmYou're like normal, fuck being normal
GmAnd I just bought a new Raygun from the future
GmTo just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
GmCause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather?s pad
GmSingin' to a man while they played piano
GmMan, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
GmSo Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
Gm''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''
GmLyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
GmUh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
GmWhat I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
GmInnovative and I'm made of rubber
GmSo that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
GmI'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
GmHow to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
GmNever fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
GmFor the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
GmCause I know the way to get 'em motivated
GmI make elevating music, you make elevator music
GmOh, he's too mainstream
GmWell, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
GmIt's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
GmWith rock, shock rap with Doc
GmThrow on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
GmI don't know how to make songs like that
GmI don't know what words to use
GmLet me know when it occurs to you
GmWhile I?m ripping any one of these verses, that versus you
GmIt?s curtains, I?m inadvertently hurtin' you
GmHow many verses I gotta murder to prove
GmThat if you were half as nice at songs, you can sacrifice virgins too (ughhh)
GmSchool flunkie, pill junky
GmBut look at the accolades the skills brung me
GmFull of myself, but still hungry
GmI bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
GmAnd I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
GmBut it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
GmI'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
GmBumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
GmBut in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
GmAngels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
GmThey're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
GmBut if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
GmThen you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
GmAnd understand the discrimination
GmBut fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
GmBut if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
GmDon't mistake it for Satan
GmIt's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
GmAnd take a vacation to trip abroad
GmAnd make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
GmBe a king? Think not - why be a king when you can be a God?
3.
8 Mile
Key: AmMediumAm
Fm
C
Bm
Eminem
AmSometimes I just feel like, quittin I still might
Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write
FmSometimes it's hard enough just dAmealin with real life
CSometimes I wanna jump on sBmtage and just kill mics
AmAnd show these people what my level of skill's like
But I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life
FmSomethin ain't right,Am hit the brake lights
CCase of the stage fright,Bm drawin a blank like
DAma-duh-duh-da-da, it ain't my fault
Great then I falls, my insides crawl
Fmand I clam up *wham* Am I just slam shut
CI just can't do it,Bm my whole manhood's
Amjust been stripped, I have just been vicked
So I must then get, off the bus then slip
Man fFmuck this shit yo, I'm gAmoin the fuck home
WCorld on my shoulders as I run bBmack to this 8 Mile Road
Chorus
AmI'm a man, I'ma make a new plan
Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land
Time to rFmeally just take matters intAmo my own hands
Once I'm Cover these tracks man I'ma nBmever look back
Am(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin
Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone
And go fFmollow the footsteps I'm mAmakin my own
Only wCay that I know how to escBmape from this 8 Mile Road
Eminem
I'm wAmalkin these train tracks, tryin to regain back
the spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crap
FmTo the same plant,Am and the same pantsC
Tryin to chase raBmp, gotta move ASAP
AmAnd get a new plan, momma's got a new man
Poor little baby sister, she don't understand
Sits in fFmront of the TV, buries her nAmose in the pad
And just cColors until the crayon gets dBmull in her hand
AmWhile she colors her big brother and mother and dad
Ain't no tellin what really goes on in her little head
Wish I cFmould be the daddy that neither Amone of us had
But I keep ruCnnin from somethin I never waBmnted so bad!
AmSometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up yet
It's like I grew up, but I ain't grow me two nuts yet
FmDon't gotta rep my step,Am don't got enough pep
The pCressure's too much man, I'm just tBmryin to do what's best
AmAnd I try, sit alone and I cry
Yo I won't tell no lie, not a moment goes by
That I don't pFmray to the sky, please I'm bAmeggin you God
Please don't lCet me be bitchin holdin no Bmregular job
AmYo I hope you can hear me homey wherever you are
Yo I'm tellin you dawg I'm bailin this trailer tomorrow
Tell my mFmother I love her, kiss baby sAmister goodbye
Say wheCnever you need me baby, I'm Bmnever too far
AmBut yo I gotta get out there, the only way I know
And I'ma be back for you, the second that I blow
On Fmeverything I own, I'll mAmake it on my own
Off to wCork I go, Bmback to this 8 Mile Road
Chorus
AmI'm a man, I'ma make a new plan
Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land
Time to rFmeally just take matters intAmo my own hands
Once I'm Cover these tracks man I'ma nBmever look back
Am(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin
Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone
And go fFmollow the footsteps I'm mAmakin my own
Only wCay that I know how to escBmape from this 8 Mile Road
Eminem
AmYou gotta live it to feel it, you didn't you wouldn't get it
Or see what the big deal is, why it wasn't the skillest
To be wFmalkin this borderline of DetAmroit city limits
It's diffeCrent, it's a certain signiBmficance, a certificate
Amof authenticity, you'd never even see
But it's everything to me, it's my credibility
You never Fmseen heard smelled or mAmet a real MC
who's incrCedible upon the same pBmedestal as me
AmBut yet I'm still unsigned, havin a rough time
Sit on the porch with all my friends and kick dumb rhymes
FmGo to work and serve MCAm's in the lunchline
But whCen it comes crunch time, wBmhere do my punchlines go
AmWho must I show, to bust my flow
Where must I go, who must I knFmow
Or am I just another crAmab in the bucket
Cause I ain't hCavin no luck with this little BmRabbit so fuck it
AmMaybe I need a new outlet, I'm startin to doubt shit
I'm feelin a little skeptical who I hang out with
I lFmook like a bum, yo my clAmothes ain't about shit
if the CSalvation Army tryin to Bmsalvage an outfit
AmAnd it's cold, tryin to travel this road
Plus I feel like I'm on stuck in this battlin mode
My defeFmnses are so up, but Amone thing I don't want
is pCity from no one, the cBmity is no fun
AmThere is no sun, and it's so dark
Sometimes I feel like I'm just bein pulled apart
I'm Fmtorn in my limbs, by each Amone of my friends
It's enCough to make me just wanna jumpBm out of my skin
AmSometimes I feel like a robot, sometimes I just know not
what I'm doin I just blow, my head is a stove top
FmI just explode, the kAmettle gets so hot
SometCimes my mouth just overloads the Bmass that I don't got
AmBut I've learned, it's time for me to U-turn
Yo it only takes one time for me to get burned
Ain't no fFmallin no next time I mAmeet a new girl
I can no lConger play stupid or bBme immature
AmI got every ingredient, all I need is the courage
Like I already got the beat, all I need is the words
FmGot the urge, suddenlAmy it's a surge
SuddenlCy a new burst of enerBmgy is occured
AmTime to show these free world leaders the three and a third
I am no longer scared now, I'm free as a bird
Then I Fmturn and cross over the mAmedian curb
Hit the vCerbs and all you see is a bBmlur from 8 Mile Road
Chorus
AmI'm a man, I'ma make a new plan
Time for me to just stand up, and travel new land
Time to rFmeally just take matters intAmo my own hands
Once I'm Cover these tracks man I'ma nBmever look back
Am(8 Mile Road) And I'm gone, I know right where I'm goin
Sorry momma I'm grown, I must travel alone
And go fFmollow the footsteps I'm mAmakin my own
Only wCay that I know how to escBmape from this 8 Mile Road
4.
Shake That Ass (acoustic)
Key: AmEasyAm
Em
B7
E
There she Amgoes, shaking that ass on the Emfloor, Bumpin and grinding that B7pole
The way she's grinding that Empole, I think I'm losing control
AmEmB7Em
AmEmB7
AmGet buzzed, get Emdrunk, get crunked, get B7fucked Emup
Hit the strip club Amdon't forget ones get your Emdick rubbed, get fucked, B7get sucked, get wastEmed, shit faceted
AmPasted, blasted,Em puke drink up, get a B7new drink, Hit the bathrEmoom sink, BLAAAA
AmWipe your shoe clean, got a Emroutin goin, still B7got a few chunks on your sEmhoestring Showing
I was Amdehydrated till the Embeat vibrated I was B7revibed as soon as this EmBitch gyrated
Them Amhips and licked them lips and Emthat was it, I had to B7get Nate Dogg here to Emsing some shit
AmTwo to the one from the Emone to the three I B7like good pussy and I Emlike good trees
AmSmoke so much weed you Emwouldn't believe, And I B7get more ass than a Emtoilet seat
AmThree to the one from the oEmne to the three, I B7met a bad bitch last nEmight in the D
AmLet me tell you how I made her Emleave with me, B7Conversation and EmHennessy
AmI've been to the motherfucking Emmountain top, B7Heard motherfuckers talk, Emseen 'em drop
AmIf I ain't got a weapon I'ma Empick up a rock, And when I B7bust yo ass I'm gonna Emcontinue to rock
AmGet your ass off the wall with your Emtwo left feet, B7It's real easy just Emfollow the beat
AmDon't let that fine girl Empass you by, B7Look real close cause Emstrobe lights lie
We 'bout to have a Amparty (turn the Emmusic up). Let's get it B7started (Go 'head Emshake your butt)
I'm looking for a Amgirl with a body and a Emsexy strut. B7Wanna get it popping baby Emstep right up
Some girls they actAm retardedEm. Some girls are 'bout it 'B7bout it E
I'm looking for a Amgirl that will do whatEmever the fuck I B7say every day she be Emgiving it up
Now Amshake that Emass for me, B7shake that ass forEm me
Come on girl, Amshake that Emass for me, B7shake that ass forEm me. Ah Girl
AmShake that Emass for me, B7shake that ass forEm me
Come on girl, Amshake that Emass for me, B7shake that ass forEm me
I'm a Ammenace, a dentist, an Emoral hygienist, B7Open your mouth for about Emfour or five minutes
AmTake a little bit of this Emfluoride rinse. B7Swish but don't spit it, Emswallow when I finish
AmYeah me and EmNate d-o double g B7Looking for a couple bitcEmhes with some double d's
AmPop a little chamEmpagne and a couple E's. B7Slip it in her bubbly, we Emfinna finna have a
AmParty (turn the Emmusic up). Let's get it B7started (Go 'head Emshake your butt)
I'm looking for a Amgirl I can fuck in my Emhummer truck, B7Apple Bottom jeans and a Embig Ol' butt
Some girls they act reAmtardedEm. Some girls are 'bout it 'B7bout it Em
I want a bitch that Amsit at the crib with no Empanties on. B7Knows that she can but she Emwon't say no
Now Amlook at this lady all in Emfront of me,B7 sexy as can Embe
Tonight I want a Amslut, wouldEm you be mine? B7Heard you was freaky from a Emfriend of mine
Now I Amhope you don't get Emmad at me, But I B7told Nate you was a Emfreak
He said he wants a slut.Am Hope Emyou don't mind I B7told him how you like it Emfrom behind
Now Amshake that Emass for me, B7shake that ass forEm me
Come on girl, Amshake that Emass for me, B7shake that ass forEm me. Ah Girl
AmShake that Emass for me, B7shake that ass forEm me
Come on girl, Amshake that Emass for me, B7shake that ass forEm me
We 'bout to have a Amparty (turnEm the music up). Let's get it B7started (go ahead Emshake your butt)
I'm looking for a Amgirl with a body and a Emsexy strut. B7 Wanna get it poppin' baby Emstep right up
Some girls they act reAmtardedEm. Some girls are 'bout it B7'bout it Em
I'm looking for a Amgirl that will do whaEmtever the fuck I B7say every day she be Emgiving it up
There she Amgoes, shaking that ass on the Emfloor, Bumpin and grinding that pole B7
The way she's grinding that Empole, I think I'm losing control Am
God,Em come on B7 Em
I ain't leavin' without Amyou bitch Em B7 Em
Coming home with Amme Em
B7And my boy,Em and Amhis boy,Em and B7his boy,Em Am and his Emgirl B7 Em
Ha ha, Nate AmDogg Em B7 Em
Am
EmB7Em
5.
Venom
Key: BmMediumBm
F#m
G
A
D
BmI got a song filled with shit for the strong-willed
BmWhen the world gives you a raw deal
BmSets you off 'til you scream, "Piss off! Screw you!"
When it talks to you like you F#mdon't belong
Or tells you you're in the wrong field
When sometGhing's in your mitochondrial
'Cause it Alatched on to you, Bmlike?
BmKnock knock, let the devil in
BmManevolent as I've ever been, head is spinnin'
BmThis medicine's screamin', "L-L-L-Let us in!"
BmL-L-L-Like a salad bowl, Edgar Allan Poe
BmBedridden, shoulda been dead a long time ago
BmLiquid Tylenol, gelatins, think my skeleton's meltin'
BmWicked, I get all high when I think I've smelled the scent
BmOf elephant manure?hell, I meant Kahlúa
BmScrew it, to hell with it, I went through hell with accelerants
BmAnd blew up my-my-myself again
BmVolkswagen, tailspin, bucket matches my pale skin
BmMayo and went from Hellmann's and being rail thin
BmFilet-o-Fish, Scribble Jam, Rap Olympics '97 Freaknik
BmHow can I be down? Me and Bizarre in Florida
BmProof's room slept on the floor of 'da motel then
BmDr. Dre said, "Hell yeah!"
BmAnd I got his stamp like a postcard, word to Mel-Man
BmAnd I know they're gonna hate
BmBut I don't care, I barely can wait
BmTo hit 'em with the snare and the bass
BmSquare in the face, this fuckin' world better prepare to get laced
BmBecause they're gonna taste my?
BmVenom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
BmAnd I'm not knowin' when I'm
BmEver gonna slow up and I'm
BmReady to snap any moment I'm
BmThinkin' it's time to go get 'em
BmThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em
Bm(W-W-When they get bit with the?)
BmVenom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
BmAnd I'm not knowin' when I'm
BmEver gonna slow up and I'm
BmReady to snap any moment I'm
BmThinkin' it's time to go get 'em
BmThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em
Bm(W-W-When they get bit with the?)
BmI said knock knock, let the devil in
BmShotgun p-p-pellets in the felt pen
BmCocked, fuck around and catch a hot one
BmIt-it's evident I'm not done
BmV-Venomous, the thoughts spun
BmLike a web and you just caught in 'em
BmHeld against your will like a hubcap or mud flap
BmBeat strangler attack
BmSo this ain't gonna feel like a love tap
BmEat painkiller pills, fuck up the track
BmLike, what's her name's at the wheel? Danica Patrick
BmThrew the car into reverse at the Indy, a nut crashin'
BmInto ya, the back of it just mangled steel
BmMy Mustang and the Jeep Wrangler grill
BmWith the front smashed, much as my rear fender, assassin
BmSlim be a combination of an actual kamikaze and Gandhi (Gandhi)
BmTranslation, I will probably kill us both
BmWhen I end up backin' into ya
BmYou ain't gonna be able to tell what the fuck's happenin' to ya
BmWhen you're bit with the?
BmVenom, adrenaline momentum
BmAnd I'm not knowin' when I'm
BmEver gonna slow up and I'm
BmReady to snap any moment I'm
BmThinkin' it's time to go get 'em
BmThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em
Bm(W-W-When they get bit with the?)
BmVenom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
BmAnd I'm not knowin' when I'm
BmEver gonna slow up and I'm
BmReady to snap any moment I'm
BmThinkin' it's time to go get 'em
BmThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em
Bm(W-W-When they get bit with the?)
BmI said knock knock, let the devil in
BmAlien, E-E-Elliott phone home
BmAin't no telling when this chokehold
BmOn this game will end, I'm loco
BmBecame a Symbiote, so
BmMy fangs are in your throat, ho
BmYou're snake-bitten with my?venom
BmWith the ballpoint pen I'm
BmGun cocked, bump stock, double-aught, buckshot
BmTire thumper, a garrote, tie a couple knots
BmFired up and caught fire, juggernaut
Punk rock, bitch, it's goin' down like Yung DJoc
'Cause the Doc Bmput me on like sunblock
BmWhy the fuck not, you only get one shot
BmAte shit 'til I can't taste it
BmChased it with straight liquor
Then Dpaint thinner, then drank 'Bmtil I faint
GAnd awake with a headache
BmAnd I take anything in rectangular shape
BmThen I wait to face the demons I'm bonded to
A'Cause they're chasin' me but I'm part of you
ASo escapin' me is impossible
AI latch onto you like a?parasite
And GI probably ruined your parents' life
GAnd your childhood too
G'Cause if I'm the music that y'all grew up on
I'm responsible for you reDtarded fools
DI'm the super villain Dad and Mom was losin' their marbles to
BmYou marvel that? Eddie Brock is you
BmAnd I'm the suit, so call me?
BmVenom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
BmAnd I'm not knowin' when I'm
BmEver gonna slow up and I'm
BmReady to snap any moment I'm
BmThinkin' it's time to go get 'em
BmThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em
Bm(W-W-When they get bit with the?)
BmVenom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
BmAnd I'm not knowin' when I'm
BmEver gonna slow up and I'm
BmReady to snap any moment I'm
BmThinkin' it's time to go get 'em
BmThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em
Bm(W-W-When they get bit with the?)
Bm(W-W-When they get bit with the?)
6.
Stan
Key: AmMediumAm
F
G
C
OR
This is correct because I saw dido play this live.
AmTeas gone Fcold im wonderin Gwhy i Cgot out of Cmaj7/9/Bbed at Amall.
Am...
the morning rain clouds up my window and i cant see at all.
even if i could it'd all be gray. But yer picture on my wall.
It reminds me that its not so bad, its not so bad...
This is the Cmaj7/9/B chord:
Letra:
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..
Eminem as 'Stan'
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
Chorus: Dido
Eminem as 'Stan'
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too
Chorus: Dido
Eminem as 'Stan'
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; *screaming* Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
*car tires squeal**CRASH*
.. *brief silence* .. *LOUD splash*
Chorus: Dido
Eminem
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
7.
River
Key: G#mHardG#m
B
E
F
C#5
I've bG#meen a liar, been a tBhief, bEeen a lover, been a cheat
All Fmy siG#mns need holy water, Bfeel it Ewashin' over me
Well Flittle oneG#m, I don't want to admit to Bsomething E
If all it's gonna cause is Fpain,G#m truth in my lies Bright now are Efalling like the rain
So let the Friver run
Verse 1
G#m He's coming home with his neck scratched to Bcatch flack
E Sweat jackets and dress slacks, Fmismatch
G#mOn his breast jacket is a sex addict and Bshe just wants to
EExact revenge and gC#5et back F
It's a chG#mess match, she's on his back like a jBetpack
She's Ekept track of all his internet chats and Fguess who just
G#mHappens to be moving on to the next acBtually
Just Eshit on my last chick and she C#5has what my eFx lacks
G#m 'Cause she loves danger, Bpsychopath
E And you don't fuck with no man's girl, even FI know that
G#m But she's devised some plan to stab him Bin the back
EKnife in hand, says the relaC#5tionship's hanging Fby a strand
G#m So she's been on the web lately B
Says Emaybe she'll be my Gwen Stacy, to Fspite her man
G#m And I know she's using me to Btry to play him
EI don't care, "hi Suzanne", but I shoulda' said "bye Suzanne"
After the first night, but tonight I am
I've been a G#mliar, been a thief, Bbeen a Elover, been a cheat
All Fmy siG#mns need holy water, Bfeel it Ewashin' over C#5me
Well little oneG#m, I don't want to admit to Bsomething E
If all it's gonna cause is Fpain,G#m truth in my liesB now are Efalling like the rain
C#5 So let the river run
Verse 2
G#mOne night stand turned into two night stayin', Bit was cold
And Esome might scram, y'all we hug tight and F
He found G#mout, now she feels deserted and used B
'Cause he leEft, so what, he did it C#5first to her too F
Now G#mhow am I supposed to tell this girl that we're through? B
It's Ehard to find the words, I'm aloof, nervous and Fsuited
When it's G#mtoo hurtful but what you deserve is the truth
Don't tBake it persoEnal, I just can't say this in C#5person to you F
G#m So I revert to the studio like Hole BIn The Wall Ediners
Don't have to be reserved in a booth F
I G#mjust feel like the person who I'm turnin' into's B
IrrevEersible, I prayed on you like it's C#5church at the pew F
And now that I G#mgot you I don't want you
Took advantage Bof my thirst to Epursue
Why do I do this dirt that I do? F
Get off my G#msoapbox and preach, my sermon in speech B
Detergent Eand bleach is burned in the womb
'Cause now with her in the womb
We can't bring her in this world, shoulda knew
To use protection 'fore I bit into your forbidden fruit
I've been (fuck!) a G#mliar, been a thief, Bbeen a Elover, been a cheat
All Fmy siG#mns need holy water, Bfeel it Ewashin' over C#5me
Well little oneG#m, I don't want to admit to Bsomething E
If all it's gonna cause is Fpain,G#m truth in my liesB now are Efalling like the rain
C#5 So let the river run
G#mMy name's (oh-oh), Bmy name's (oh-oh) EDenver (oh-oh), never run
Just G#mcall me (oh-oh), Bcall me (oh-oh) ERiver (oh-oh)
N.C.
We'll let the river run
Verse 3
E Always the bride's maid, never the bride, hey
F Fuck can I say, if life was a highway
E The sequel's an enclave, I'll be swerving in five lanes
G#m Speeds at a high rate Flike I'm sliding on ice maybe
E That's why I'm made, that came at you sideways
G#m I can't keep my lies straight
What I maEde you terminate my baby
This love triaG#mngle left us in a wreck tangled
What else can I Esay, it was fun for a while, bet I really woulda loved your smile
Didn't really wanna abort but fuck it, what's one more lie to tell an unborn child?
I've been a G#mliar, been a thief, Bbeen a Elover, been a cheat
All Fmy siG#mns need holy water, Bfeel it Ewashin' over me
Well Flittle oneG#m, (I'm sorry) I don't want to admit tBo somethinEg (I fucked up)
If all it's gonna cause is Fpain,G#m the truth in my liesB now are Efalling like the rain
So let the Friver run (river run, river run, river run)
8.
So Much Better
Key: CmMediumCm
Fm
Pick up the god dang phone
Bitch, Cmwhere the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?
I Fmwasn't at the studio! Bitch, what'd you do, screw Dre?
You Cmwent there looking for me? Uh, that excuse is too lame
Dº
Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg
You Cmfake lying slut, you never told me you knew drake
Que FmLupe? You want to lose two legs?
Ebº
You try to flip this on me?
Dº
If I spent more time with you, you say
CmOk yeah, I'm coo-coo, hey? Well, screw you
And CmI'd be the third person who screwed you today
FmOh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Uh, touche
Cm You were too two-faced for me
Dº
Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace, but you ain't
And I can see you, and Cmyou make that little boo-boo face
Cause I'm hanging up this Fmphone, boo you make my fucking blutooth ache
Ebº
You feeling blue too late
Dº
Go smurf yourself
You make me wanna sCmmurfing puke blue kool aid
Here's what you say to someone Cmyou hate
My life'd be so much better
Fm If you just dropped dead (dead)
Cm I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thoughtCm... wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm If you dropped dead (dead)
Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
CmBetter (better)
Think I just Cmrelapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink
Hop on the fFmreeway, trying to get some time alone and just think
Then the cops Cmpulled me over, but they let me go
Dº
Cause I told them I'm only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink
I'm back on my Cmfuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes
But bias? FmI hate all bitches the same, baby come on
Ebº
Excuse the pun
Dº
But bitch you're such a broad statement
And I'm channeling Cmmy anger through every single station it's on
Cause a Cmwoman broke my he-art, I say he-art
Cause you Fmripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage
CmWho do you think you are?
Dº
Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off, and pick myself up off the carpet
Cm But I'll never say the L-word again
I Fmla-la-la-la
Ebº
Lesbian!
Dº
Ah!
I hope you hear this song and Cmgo into a cardiac arrest
My life would be so much Cmbetter if you just
My life'd be so much better
Fm If you just dropped dead (dead)
Cm I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head
And I thoughtCm... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm If you dropped dead (dead)
Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
CmBetter (better)
CmCause you told me
Fm You'd love me
Cm Forever
Bitch, that was a Cmlie
Now I neverFm
Ebº
Wanted someone to die
So bad in my Cmfucking life
But fuck it, there's other fish in thCme sea
And I'mma have a whale of a time
Being a Fmsingle sailor for the night
Bitch, on a scale of 1 to Cm10, shit
I must be the holy grail of catches
Dº
Hoe, I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great)
I might Cmhit the club, find a chick that's tailor, made for me
Say Fmfuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her
Ebº
These bitches tryna get attached, but they're failing
Dº
To latch onto the tail
Of Cmmy bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer
Like I'm itchingCm to get hitched... yeah, I'm rich as a bitch
But bitches Fmain't shit, and I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch
Bitch, you comCmplain when you listen to this
Dº
But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitching a bitch
That's why I'm sCmwinging at this chicks on sight
Long as I got a bat and Fmtwo balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike
Ebº
So all that love, shit, is null and void
Dº
Bitch I'm a droid
I avoid Cmcupid stupid, if it wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed
Cm Oi, oi, oi
Man, oh, Fmman
You boy, boy, boys getting sick at these Cmgirls, girls, girls
Dº
Oink, oink, oink, you fucking pigs, all you good boys doink, doink, doink
I got Cmninety nine problems and the bitch ain't one
She's all Fmninety nine of them, I need a machine gun
Ebº
I take 'em all out
Dº
I hope you hear this song
And go into a Cmcardiac arrest, have a heart attack
And just drop Cmdead
And I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause Cmyes!
My life'd be so much better
Fm If you just dropped dead (I hate you!)
Cm I was laying in bed last night thinking
Dº
And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!)
And I thoughtCm... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier
Fm If you dropped dead (dead)
Ebº
I would feel so (so)
Dº
Much (much)
CmBetter (better)
I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you
9.
Framed
Key: CEasyC
G
C GFeeling kinky, lip syncing to CToo Short's "Freaky Tales" (GBiatch!)
Having creepy Cvisions of whiskey drinkingG
And enCvisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells
I know Gthis is risky thinking but I wanna Cstick her like she's decals
GBut when murdering feCmales
Better pay aGttention to these details Cor you could be derailedG
Better wear at least three layers of Cclothing or be in jail
GIf you get scratched because your CDNA'll
Be all up Gunder her fingernails
CMan, he hears you, I don't Gthink he cares
CHe gives a fuck, even his Gpinky swears
Three personalities burstin' Cout of me, please bewareG
CHer TV blares, Gcan't hear the creaking stairs
CShe's unaware in no underwear, sGhe's completely bare
Turns around and screams, CI remember distinctly
I said "I'm Ghere to do sink repairs."C
Chop her Gup, put her body parts
In front of CSteven Avery's trailer and Gleave 'em there
But hey man, I was CframedG
I know what this looks like, Cofficers
Please just give me Gone minute
I think I can exCplain G
I ain't murdered noCbody
I know these words are so Gnutty
But I'm just here to enterCtainG
GHow come your shirt is so bloody?
CThere's a missing person, so Gwhat? He's
Got nothin' to do with CmeG
I'm almost certain I was CframedG
Woke up, Cit was dawn, musta knew someGthin' was wrong
Think I'm beCcomin' a monster 'cause of the Gdrugs that I'm on
CDonald Duck's on, there's a Tonka GTruck in the yard
N.C.
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
Gotta get to the Cbottom of it to Gtry to solve it
Must go aCbove and beyond, 'cause it's inGcumbent upon me
N.C.
Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.
Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
Second Cmurder with no recoGllection of it
Collectin' newsCpaper articles, cuttin' out Gsections from it
Memory's too Cfucked to remember, desGtructive temper
Cut my public defender's Cjugular then stuck him up in a Gblender
Another disCmembered toddler discovered this winter Gprobably
'Cause the disaCssembled body
Was covered up Gin the snow since the month of November oddly
CI'm wanted for Gquestioning
Them son of a Cbitches probably just wanna Gpin this on me
But hey man, I was CframedG
I know what this looks like, Cofficers
Please just give me Gone minute
I think I can exCplain G
I ain't murdered noCbody
I know these words are so Gnutty
But I'm just here to enterCtainG
GHow come your shirt is so bloody?
CThere's a missing person, so Gwhat? He's
Got nothin' to do with CmeG
I'm almost certain I was CframedG
CStill on the loose, Gthey
Spotted me inCside McDonald's GTuesday
In a CToronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your Gcollege roommate
With RiChanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, GBobby Boucher
COr was it Cool J? The cops is Gon a goose chase
Just eCscaped from the state pen
For eight Gwomen who hate men
Don't make it no Cweirder, I'm naked
When I break Gin your basement
CUnder your baby's play pen, I Glay in, wait adjacent
Facin' the Cdoor, remainin' patient while Gstayin' complacent
Blatant Csexual implications are conGtinuin' to get thrown
ICnsinuations are placed in little Griddles and poems
CLeft on your pillow in hopes,G that when you get home
CYou'll get the hint, ho: GI'm in your window
CBut it never occurred to me GI could describe a murder scene
In a Cverse and be charged with Gfirst degree
'CCause it just happened to Gmatch up perfectly
With the Cmassacre or the Burger King Gburglary
No, Gofficer, you see ...
But hey man, I was CframedG
I know what this looks like, Cofficers
Please just give me Gone minute
I think I can exCplain G
I ain't murdered noCbody
I know these words are so Gnutty
But I'm just here to enterCtainG
GHow come your shirt is so bloody?
CThere's a missing person, so Gwhat? He's
Got nothin' to do with CmeG
I'm almost certain I was CframedG C
10.
Headlights
Key: BHardB
F
E
G
A
G#m
F#7
MBom, I know I let you Fdown
And though you sEay the days are happy
Why is the pFower off, and I'm fucked up?
And mBom, I know he's not arFound
But don't you pElace the blame on me
As you pFour yourself another drink
EI guess we are who we Fare B F
EHeadlights shining in the dark night I drive Fon B F
EMaybe we took this too Ffar
BFEF
I went in headfirst
Never thinking about who what I said hurt, in what verse
My mom probably got it the worst
The brunt of it, but as stubborn as we are
Did I take it too far?
Cleaning out my closet and all them other songs
But regardless I don't hate you cause ma!
You're still beautiful to me, cause you're my mom
Though far be it for you to be calling, my house was Vietnam
Desert Storm and both of us put together can form an atomic bomb
Equivalent to Chemical warfare
And forever we can drag this on and on
But, agree to disagree
That gift from me up under the Christmas tree don't mean shit to me
You're kicking me out? It's 15 degrees and it's Christmas Eve
(little prick just leave) ma, let me grab my fucking coat
Anything to have each other's goats, why we always at each others throats?
Especially when dad, he fucked us both
We're in the same fucking boat
You'd think that it'd make us close (nope)
Further away that drove us, but together headlights shine
A car full of belongings
Still got a ways to go, back
To grandma's
House it's straight up the road
And I was the man of the house, the oldest
So my shoulders carried the weight
Of the load
Then Nate got taken away by the state at 8 years old, and
That's when I realized you were sick and it wasn't fixable or changable
And to this day we remained estranged and I hate it though, but
EI guess we are who we Fare B F
EHeadlights shining in the dark night I drive Fon B F
EMaybe we took this too Ffar
Cause to this day we remain estranged and I hate it though
Cause you ain't even get to witness your grand baby's growth
But I'm sorry mama for Cleaning Out My Closet, at the time I was angry
Rightfully maybe so, never meant that far to take it though, cause
Now I know it's not your fault, and I'm not making jokes
That song I no longer play at shows and I cringe every time it's on the radio
And I think of Nathan being placed in a home
And all the medicine you fed us
And how I just wanted you to taste your own, but
Now the medications taken over and your mental states deteriorating slow
And I'm way too old to cry, that shit's painful though
But ma, I forgive you, so does Nathan yo
All you did, all you said, you did your best to raise us both
Foster care, that cross you bare, few may be as heavy as yours
But I love you Debbie Mathers, oh what a tangled web we have, cause
One thing I never asked was where the fuck my deadbeat dad was
Fuck it I guess he had trouble keeping up with every address
But I'd have flipped every mattress, every rock and desert cactus
Own a collection of maps and followed my kids to the edge of the atlas
Someone ever moved them from me? That you could bet your ass's
If I had to come down the chimney dressed as Santa, kidnap them
And although one has met their grandma
Once you pulled up in our drive one nights
As we were leaving to get some hamburgers
Me, her and Nate, we introduced you, hugged you
And as you left I had this overwhelming sadness come over me
BAs we pulled off to go our separate paths, and
I saw your heFadlights as I looked back
And I'm mad I didn't get the chance to tEhank you for being my Mom and my Dad
So Mom, please acFcept this as a tribute I wrote this on the jet
I guess I had to gGet this off my chest
I hope I get the chance to lay it before I'm dAead
The stewardess said to fasten my seatbelt, I guess we're crashiBng
So if I'm not dreaming, I hope you thisF message
That I'll always love you from afar, cause you're my maEma...
EI guess we are who we Fare B F
EHeadlights shining in the dark night I drive Fon B F
EMaybe we took this too Ffar
I want a new lBife
One without a cG#mause
So I'm coming home tonEight
Well no matter what the cF#7ost
And if the plane goes dBown
And if the crew can't wake meG#m up
Just know that I was alrEight
And I was not afraid to dF#7ie
Even if there's songs to Bsing
My children will carryG#m me
Just know that I'm alEright
I was not afraid to F#7die
Because I put my faith in Bmy new girl
So I never say goodGbye cruel world
Just know that I'm alEright
I am not afraid to F#7die
EI guess we are who we Fare B F
EHeadlights shining in the dark night I drive Fon B F
EMaybe we took this too Ffar