
Chords used
Gm
F
Cm
Eb
Bb
C
Abm
Gb
Dbm
E
B
Db
F/G
Bb/C
Bb7
Ebmaj7
Dm
G
A
D
Am
C7
Ab
Bm
Em
F#m
Am7
G7
F/E
F/D
F/C
G#m7
C#m7
B7
Gdim
Em11
Cmaj7
Fm
G6
E7
D7
Fmaj7
Cm7
Fm7
F#7
D/C
Gmaj7
Dm7
Gm7
Dmaj7
Ab7
C#m
G#m
G#7
A/E
A/B
Badd11
A7
C6
Dm9
Em7
Gm9
Caug
Ab/Gb
Bbdim
C#
G#aug
Baug
Ebaug
Bsus4
Daug
A6
E6
Bm7
B9
F#m11
1.
Dreadlock Holiday
Key: GmHardGm
F
Cm
Eb
Bb
C
Abm
Gb
Dbm
E
B
Db
F/G
Bb/C
I was Gmwalkin' down the stFreeCmt, concenGmtratin' on truckin'F rigCmht
I heard Gma dark voice beFside of mCme,
And I Gmlooked 'round in a sFtate of fCmright.
I saw four Gmfaces, one mad; a brCmother from the gutter.
They Gmlooked me up and down a Cmbit and turned to each other.
GmFCm
Cm I say, I don't like cGmricket, oh Ebno, I Cmlove it. Eb
I don't like cGmricket, oh Ebno, I Cmlove it. Eb
Don't you Bbwalk through my words. You got to show some respect.
BbDon't you walk through my words, Cause you ain't heard meC out yet.
GmFCm
Well, he Gmlooked down on my siFlver cCmhain.
He said: 'GmI'll give you one dFollarCm'.
I said: 'You've Gmgot to be jokin', Fman,Cm
It was a Gmpresent from me mFotherCm'
He said: 'I Gmlike it, I want it, I'll tCmake it off your hands,
And you'll be Gmsorry you crossed me, You bCmetter understand
CmThat you're alGmone F Cm (a long way fromGm home) F Cm
Cm And I say, I don't like GmReggae, oh Ebno, I lCmove it. Eb
I don't like RGmeggae, oh Ebno, I lCmove it. Eb
Don't you Bbcramp me style, Don't you queer me pitch.
BbDon't you walk through my words, 'Cause you ain't heard me out yet.
GmFCm
I hurried Abmback to the swimmig Gbpool, Dbm sinkin' PiAbmna Colada.Gb Dbm
I heard a Abmdark voice beside meGb say Dbm
Dbm'Would you lAbmike something hGbarder ?'Dbm
She said: 'I've Abmgot it, you want it, my Dbmharvest is the best,
And if you Abmtry it, You'll like it and Dbmwallow in a
DbmDreadlock holidAbmay. Gb Dbm Abm Gb Dbm
Dbm And I say, don't like JAbmamaica, oh nEo, I lDbmove her. E
Don't like JAbmamaica, oh Eno, I Dbmlove her. E
Don't you Bwalk through my words. You got to show some respect.
BDon't you walk through my words, 'Cause you ain't heard me Dbout yet.
AbmGbDbm
I don't like cAbmricket, oh Eno, I Dbmlove it (DreEadlock holiday)
I don't like RAbmeggae, oh Eno, I Dbmlove it (DreEadlock holiday)
I don't like AbmJamaica, oh Eno, I Dbmlove her (DrEeadlock holiday)
at lib
F/GBb/CCCC
2.
Johnny Don't Do It
Key: BbHardBb
Gm
Cm
F
Bb7
Eb
E
Ebmaj7
Dm
G
A
D
C
Am
C7
Ab
B
BbJohnny don't Gmdo it CmJohnny don't Fdo it
BbJohnny don't Gmdo it CmJohnny don't Fdo it
BbJohnny was an aGmngel An Cmangel dressed in Fblack
HeBb used to hang aroGmund the guys Down Cmat the local Ftrack
He Bbtried so hard to Bb7join them But they Ebalways turned him Fback
Johnny don't Bbdo it (He was anGm angel)
Johnny don't Cmdo it (Such an Fangel)
BbHe was only Gm17 JCmust got out of Fschool
He Bbstole a bike from GmJoe's garage To Cmprove that he was Fcool
He Bbdidn't know that the Bb7brakes were worn And Ebfate can be so Fcruel
Johnny don'tBb do it (He was anGm angel)
Johnny don'tCm do it (Such an Fangel)
Johnny don't Bbdo it (Johnny don't Gmdo it)
Johnny don't Cmdo it (Johnny don't Fdo it)
Well EbJohnny went Ea Friding With hEis Ebgirlfriend on tEhe Fback seat E
EbLooking for sEome Faction And thEey fEbound it down Ea Fback street E
EbSuddenly Ea tFruck pulled out EHe Ebtried to step on tEhe Fbrake
Ebmaj7Johnny don't Fdo it (Here is a news flash)
DmJohnny don't Gmdo it (Today, Johnny Kowalski, also known as Johnny Angel)
Ebmaj7Johnny don't Fdo it (and his young fiance Francine, were tragically killed)
DmJohnny don't Gdo it (in a cycle accident)
Don't do it, don't do it (any witnesses please contact)
Don't do it, don't do it (the police at Precinct 29)
ADGD
ADDFDG
BbGCBbGFDCBbCBbG
Now CJohnny's with the Amangels
The Dmangels in the Gsky
I Cwonder if he Amthinks of us
As Dmhe goes riding Gby
If Conly he had lC7istened
Oh the Fnumber of times we Abtried
To tell him
Johnny don't Cdo it (He was an Amangel)
Johnny don't Dmdo it (Such an Gangel)
Johnny don't Cdo it (He was an Amangel)
Johnny don't Dmdo it (Such an Gangel)
CJohnny don't Bbdo it B
CJohnny don't Bbdo it B C Bb B C
repeat to fade
3.
Rubber Bullets
Key: GHardG
A
C
D
Bm
Em
Eb
E
Dm
F#m
F
Bb
B
GACD
DI went to a party at the local county Gjail
DAll the cons were dancing and the men began to Gwail
But the Aguys were indiscrete they were Gballing in the street
At the Dlocal dance at the Alocal county jDail A
DWell the band were playing and the booze began to Gflow
DBut the sound came over on the police car Gradio
ADown at Precinct 49 having a Gtear gas of a time
DSergeant Baker got a call from the Agovernor of the County DJail A
Bmload up load up load up with rubber Gbullets
Bmload up load up load up with rubbGer bullets
I love to Emhear those convicts Asqueal
It's a shEmame these slugs ain't Areal
But we Dcan't have dancing at the Alocal county jDail A
DSergeant Baker and his men made a beeline for the Gjail
DAnd for miles around you could hear the sirens Gwail
There's a Arumour going down death row that a Gfuse is going to blow
at the Dlocal hop at the Alocal county Djail What you gonna do about it what you gonna doEb
Ewhat uou gonna do about it what you gonna do
GACD
DSergeant Baker started talking with a bullhorn in his hand
DmHe was cool he was clear he was he was always in command
He said Gblood will flow here padre Em A
EmPadre you F#mtalk to your Gboys
GTrust in Ame DGod Awill DcomeEb to EmsetF#m you Cfree
FFGGABbB
DWell we don't understand why he called in the National GGuard
DWhen Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise Gyard
AWe all got balls and brains
Gbut some's got balls and chains
Dat the local dance at the Alocal county Djail A
Bmload up load up load up with rubber Gbullets
Bmload up load up load up with rubber Gbullets
Is it Emreally such a Acrime for a Emguy to spend his Atime
at the Dlocal dance at the Alocal county Djail
at the Dlocal dance at the Alocal county Djail what you gonna do about what you gonna doEb
Ewhat uou gonna do about it what you gonna do
GACD
4.
The Hospital Song
Key: FHardF/G
G
C
F
Am7
G7
B
Am
F/E
F/D
F/C
Eb
Ab
Bb
Bb7
A
C7
Ebmaj7
play 4F/Gx G
F/GNobody sends me birthday cards
Nobody brings me flowGers
F/GI'm just here for operations
I've been out for hoGurs
CWhen I come too I'll Fwet my Gbed
`Cos Cwhen I get mad I Fsink so Glow
AsAm7 matron G7knoBws
I get Goff on what you Cgive me, Amdarling
AmI gGet Goff on what you Cgive to Amme
Yeh, AmI gGet Goff on what you Cgive me, Amdarling
AmI gGet Goff on what you Fgive to Cme
CAnd when I go to that Fseedy F/Eward
UpF/D in the F/Csky
F/DYou'll be F/Cwaiting
F/DWith aF/C hypoF/Ddermic Fneedle
And a Ebgraph
AbBbAbBbBb7
AbBbAbBbBb7
AbHere Bbcomes Abthe Bbdark
(I'm Bb7grateful for my anaesthetic)
AbOut Bbgoes Abthe Bbspark
(DeBb7lirious and apathetic)
CWhen I come to I'll Fwet my Gbed
And Cwhen I get well
I'll Ftake revGenge I'll Am7wreak my G7wraBth
On Gall blood donors
And their sisters
Visiting time and flowG7ersA
When Gsister brings that bedpan round
I'll piss like April showG7ersA
AmI Am geGt Goff on what you Cgive me, Amdarling
IAm geGt Goff on what you Cgive to Amme
Yeh, IAm geGt Goff on what you Cgive me, Amdarling
AmI gGet Goff on what you Fgive toC me
AmI Am geGt Goff on what you Cgive me, Amdarling
IAm geGt Goff on what you Cgive to Amme
Yeh, IAm geGt Goff on what you Cgive me, Amdarling
AmI gGet Goff on what you Fgive to Cme
And when I C7go
I'll die of Fplaster casting Ebmaj7love
5.
Headline Hustler
Key: EHardE
F#m
G#m7
C#m7
A
B7
Gdim
Em11
5x
EI got me a F#mjob on the local G#m7paper C#m7
A Everybody there B7thinks I'm nice
G#m7 But they'd better look C#m7twice
`Cos it isn't Ame
I wanna Gdimbe slide Gdim chord shape up from 2 to 5 to 8th frets
E Em11 A Headline hust-lEer
E Em11 A Scandal m.Em11ak...Eer
E Em11 A Headline hust-lEer
E Em11 A Money t.Em11ak...Eer
EYou keep writing me F#mletters but I haven't got G#m7time C#m7
A I'm busy looking at B7photographs
G#m7 But they'd better not C#m7be from the BBAC
You're gonna hear from Gdimme Gdim slide
E Em11 A Headline hust-Eler
E Em11 A Scandal m.Em11ak...Eer
E Em11 A Headline hust-lEer
E Em11 A Money t.Em11ak...Eer
ABetter not turn around
I'll C#m7stab you in the back
And you Adon't know what I'm hiding
B7Under my plastic mac, Aunder my plastic mac
E I got a very good F#mfriend in the CIG#m7A C#m7
A And he says that he B7never takes bribes
G#m7 But he's telling C#m7lies
Cos he's into Ame
He knows I wanna Gdimbe Gdim slide
E Em11 A Headline hust-Eler
E Em11 A Scandal m.aEm11k...eEr
E Em11 A Headline hust-lEer
E Em11 A Money tEm11.ak..Eer
If your Abrother's wearing dresses
And your C#m7neighbour's swapped his wife
Well I'm gAonna make the headlines
B7With your private life AWith your other wife
E Em11 A Headline hust-Eler
E Em11 A Scandal m.Em11ak...Eer
E Em11 A Headline hust-Eler
E Em11 A Money tEm11.ak..Eer rpt Chorus 4x
EAnd piece slide gutiar rEiff
6.
People In Love
Key: CHardC
Cmaj7
Fm
Am
G
G6
F
Dm
B
E7
Em
D7
C7
Fmaj7
D
Cm7
Fm7
Bb
Eb
F#7
D/C
Bm
Gmaj7
E
Dm7
Gm7
Dmaj7
Gm
CCmaj7Fm
CCmaj7AmAm
GG6F
C People in love
Do Dm B funny things
E7 Walk under buses
And C burn their wings Em B
Am People like us
Do Dm B nothing right
E7 Talk to the ceiling
F Into the ni - D7 ght /
C Look at the smile in her Am eyes
I Em knew I was right in my C7 bones
F I feel the turnin' of Am wheels
As it G grows
C Look at my face in her Am eyes
Em Am I right, am I C7 wrong
F She's given me butter - Am flies
All a - G long F
Fmaj7 Ooh
D Sitting alone in the C dark, hee E7 heehee
Fmaj7 Ooh
D°7
Feeling you close to me
C We're in a dream, but the
C Hands on the clock seem to Cm7 know
Fm7 Tell me it's time to Bb go
BbC7BbCF
DmDmBEbCm7
BbC7BbCF
DmDmBEbCm7Eb
CCmaj7Fm
A7sus4
D People in love
Play Em C silly games
F#7 Running in circles
And D everywhere D/C
Bm People like us
Can Em C make believe
F#7 Love is forever
And G I'll never be
Gmaj7 Ooh
G E Sitting alone in the D dark, hee F#7 heehee
Gmaj7 Ooh
G°/E
Feeling you close to me
D We're in a dream, but the
D Hands on the clock seem to Dm7 know
Gm7 Tell me it's time to C go
CD7CD7G
EmEmCFDm7
CC7BbD7G
EmEmCFDm7F
DDmaj7Gm
D
7.
I'm Not In Love
Key: AHardA
Am
Abm
Ab7
C#m
C#m7
G#m
G#7
F#m
B
E
G6
D
A/E
D7
G
Em
A/B
Badd11
A7
C
AI'm not in Amlove, so don't forget it.
AbmIt's jusAb7t a silly phase IC#m'm gC#m7oing through.
AAnd just beAmcause I call you up,
G#mDon't get G#7me wrong, don't thiC#mnk you've C#m7got it made.
AI'm notF#m in BloEve, G6no DnoA/E, it'G6s bDecause...
AI?d like Amto see you, but then again,
AbmThat doesAb7n't mC#mean yC#m7ou mean that much to me.
ASo if I callAm you, don't make a fuss;
G#mDon't tell yoG#7ur friends about C#mthe two ofC#m7 us.
AI'mF#m notB in lEove, no no, it's because...
AmOoh, yoD7u'll wait Ga long Emtime for me.
AmOoh, yoD7u'll waEit G6a lDongA/E time.
AmOoh, yoD7u'll wait Ga long Emtime for me.
AmOoh, yoD7u'll waEit G6a lDongA/E time.
AI keep Amyour picture upon the wall.
G#mIt hides a nasG#7ty stain thatC#m's lC#m7ying there.
ASo don'Amt you ask me to give it back.
G#mI know yoG#7u know it C#mdoesnC#m7't mean that much to me.
AI'm noF#mt inB lEove,E no no, it's because...
AmOoh, yoD7u'll wait a lGonEmg time for me.
AmOoh, yoD7u'll waEit G6a lDonA/Eg time.
AmOoh, yoD7u'll wait a lGonEmg time for me.
AmOoh, yoD7u'll waEit G6a lDonA/Eg time.
AI'm not in Amlove, so don't forget it.
G#mIt's jusG#7t a silly phase C#mI'm going throC#m7ugh.
AAnd just beAmcause I call you up,
G#mDon't get G#7me wrong, doC#mn't think C#m7you've got it made.
AI'm not in Amlove, I?m not in love...
A/BBadd11A/BBadd11A/BBadd11A/BBA7CA
8.
Wall Street Shuffle
Key: EmHardEm
C
Bm
C6
G
Cmaj7
Gdim
Dm9
Dm7
Dm
Am
Gm7
D
C7
B7
Gmaj7
Am7
Em7
A7
B
Gm9
EmDo the wall sCtreet sBmhufflEme
hear the money ruCstle Bm Em
watch the greenbacks Ctumble Bm Em
feel the sterling cC6rumble Bm Em
Gyou need a year Cto make a mark
Gif you wanna make Cmaj7mon C6ey
Gyou need the luck tCo make a buck
Gdimif you wanna be a Cmaj7Get C6ty
Dm9RothscDm7hild you've gDmotta be cool on Wall
street Amgotta be cool on Wall street
When your index is low
Gm7Dow Jones ain't got time for the bums
They Dmwind up on skid row with holes in
their pockets they Gdimplead with you Buddy
can you sGpare a dDime but you ain't Bmgot
B Em / C7 /B7 /Em /
the time you're doing the
doin the C7 B7 Em oGh Howard HGmaj7ughes
CDid your money make you beGtter Bm
Emare you waiting for the hour when Am7you can
screw mAme cause your bGm7ig enough to do the
Emwall street Cshuffle Bm Em
Let you money ChustleBm Em
Bet you'd sell your mCother Bm Em
you can't buy anotC6her Bm
EmAmEmAmEmEm7AmEmD
A7DEmDA7
A7 D B B7 B B7 dEmoin the
C7 B7 Em doin the / C7 B7 Em
GYou lay your bets and sell Cyou wheel
and dealGdim but you're livin onCmaj7 instinC6ct
Gyou get a tip yCou follow itGdim and you make
a big Cmaj7killingC6
DmGm9Gm7GDm7
EmWall streetAm Em Am Em Em7 Am Em D
A7DEmDA7D
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9.
The Worst Band In The World
Key: BHardB
A
Gmaj7
C
D
E
Bm
F
Eb
Caug
Ab/Gb
Bbdim
C#m7
F#7
C#m
C#
G
G#aug
B7
Baug
Ebaug
Bsus4
Daug
It's one thBing to know it but anotherA to admit
We're the Gmaj7worst band in the world
But we Bdon't give a.... C D E C D Bm F E
play notes: BD AC# BD
If BGarbo played guitar with ValenAtino on the drums
Then Gmaj7we'd be nothing more than a Bbunch of darma bums
So Ctune up,D E Ctune upD E C D Bm F C
Well we've never done a Ddays work in our life
And our Ebrecords sell in zillions
It Eirrigates my heart with Bmgreed
To Aknow that you aCaugdore Ab/Gbme
Up Ayours, up Bbdimmine
But up C#m7ev'rybody's that takes F#7time
But we're Cworking on itD E
CDECDBmFE
play notes: BD AC# (x3) BD
We Fnever seen the van - C#mleave it to the roadies
FNever met the roadies - C#mleave them in the van
C#mAll C#be...C#mcause C#of C#mcir...C#cum...C#mstanC#ces C#mway C#bey..C#mond C#con...C#mtrol
GWe G#augbe... Gcame G#augthe Gdar.G#auglings Gof G#augthis B7thing called rock and Broll, Baugooh
EHere I am a record on a Ebaugjukebox
A Elittle piece of plastic with a Chole, Dooh E CPlay meD E
CBuy me and you Dplay me then my BmplaFstic turns to C#mgold B Bsus4 B
C#mBBsus4BDaug
EHere we are together on your Ebaughifi
A Elittle piece of plastic with a Chole, Doh
EFade me, C D Efade me, C D Efade me, C D Efade me fade out
10.
Hotel
Key: F#mHardA6
E6
E
A
D
C#m
F#m
Bm7
E7
B
B9
B7
F#m11
Bm
Gm
G#m
Chord F#m11 = 222222
Jungle noises fade in ... A6 / E6 pattern emerges...
On de A6ubber side ob deE6 island
There's aA6 sky so clear andE blue
Can A6see, cross water, to de E6mainland
New A6life for me and Eyou
A Let's buy a Ehotel
Let's get a Ayacht
We'll get a Dgolden island
In the Esun made of cocoAnut
Let's buy an old Ecar
We'll crash in a Ahut
We'll feed the Dfood to the Ford
And we'll Elive off the cocoAnut
Well there's a C#mbig black mama in a tree She's gonna cook us
She's gonna F#mcall up the rest of the Bm7tribe
And it Elooks like the ghost of TarE6zan E7lied
F#mHe went over to the other side
And he C#mrang like a bell
From F#mtree to C#mtree
A They never everE let you go
A They never ever Elet you go
A We get American Emenus
With all AmeriE6can Amen
BWe're getting sick of things American
B9We ate our way through half the Pentagon
B7We had our share of Abig palookF#m11as
BmYankee go F#mhome
BmYankee go F#mhome
D They never ever lAet you go (x3)
DInstrumental breakA (x8)
BmYankee go F#mhome
BmYankee go F#mho Gmho G#mhome
A6InstrumenE6tal (x 4)
A Let's buy a Ehotel
Let's get a Ayacht
We'll get a Dgolden island
In the Esun made of cocoAnut
Let's buy an old Ecar
We'll crash in a Ahut
We'll feed the Dfood to the Ford
And we'll Elive off the cocoAnut
Well there's a C#mbig black mama in a tree She's gonna cook us
She's gonna F#mcall up the rest of the Bm7tribe
And it Elooks like the ghost of TarE6zan E7lied
F#mHe went over to the other side
And he C#mrang like a bell
From F#mtree to C#mtree
F#mTree to C#mtree, F#mtree to C#mtree
A They never ever Elet you go
A They never ever Elet you go repeat to fade...